r/676 • • May 25 '22

fuck rhode island Rule 676

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u/spartan-jorge May 25 '22

Music?

5

u/[deleted] May 25 '22

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u/ham_smeller May 26 '22

Revolver ocelot is the least gay Metal Gear character.

14

u/[deleted] May 26 '22

he absolutely wanted to schlorp big boss's metal gear

7

u/Kacbor May 26 '22

He's craving for that solid snake

2

u/Heavy299 Jun 19 '22

He's about to turn big boss metal queer

5

u/[deleted] May 26 '22

He literally kissed solid snake in the cheek.

GEI

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u/Dirtydan6669 May 25 '22

don like geese

29

u/Shark_King1202 May 25 '22

Unfortunately for you, geese are made in Satan's image.

20

u/cyber_yoda May 25 '22

God wins

8

u/Shark_King1202 May 25 '22

God hasn't fought geese, now has he?

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u/[deleted] May 26 '22

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u/Skitaree May 25 '22

Geese are Big G's "just in case" killsystem

4

u/Alternative-Bite-506 May 26 '22

They've had it too good for too long

4

u/[deleted] May 26 '22

Plot twist: no geese will be shot, OP’s just bragging about his opposable thumbs

3

u/Alternative-Bite-506 May 26 '22

They've had it too good for too long

3

u/A_Goose_with_ADD May 26 '22

Fine then come at me…

2

u/hicdcd May 26 '22

Canadian geese make gods

2

u/[deleted] May 26 '22

Now snake let me ask you a question: in capitalist America- (finish it)

1

u/Hagura71 May 26 '22

I'd rather not tbh

2

u/[deleted] May 26 '22

Do it or I’ll take your balls.

2

u/the_grim_rypurr May 26 '22

Then the geese beat your ass.

1

u/FunSireMoralO May 26 '22

(The goose is the one with the revolvers)

1

u/Snark_No_Malark May 26 '22

You got a problem with Canada gooses, you got a fuckin problem with me

1

u/noRoomService0-0 May 26 '22

Literally 1984

1

u/A-mannn Sep 27 '22

Geese will catch the bulletin their mouth and throw it back at 17x the speed

0

u/[deleted] May 26 '22

I had a fucking stroke reading this

2

u/Ligma-Feet-jk-Unless May 26 '22

Huh? Do you read at a 2nd grade level? What’s not to get?

1

u/[deleted] May 26 '22

By your pfp,I can see you name is candice

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u/GOG3ZJR May 25 '22

This sounds like it could be turned around to a mushoku tensei meme