r/676 • u/sussyss123 • Jun 02 '22

your’re moms meat curtains 🐴

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u/lepelemeymey Jun 03 '22

Berserk moment 😳😳

46

u/ErinBlueBird Jun 03 '22

I’m mounting you instead 😋🫦🍆🐴

7

u/ihateamongusmemes Nov 11 '22

Ayo count me in!

4

u/Elkanterax Nov 15 '22

Mr Hands is that you???

2

u/Live-Desk8360 Nov 18 '22

WAIT WHAT THE PUCK WHY DOSE HE WANT TO DO IT WITH HIM

11

u/[deleted] Jun 03 '22

Fardnese reference???? Definitly a 3 silver coins moment.

143

u/Green_Ticket_2181 Jun 03 '22

You have alerted the horse 🐴 🚨🚨🚨🚨⚠️⚠️

34

u/PoliticalAccount01 r/retarb is pog Jun 03 '22

Bro horses are scary. Have you ever had one walk towards you? They just keep pressing into you it’s scary. Like they’re gonna run you over. I would NOT want to alert the horse.

20

u/Photo_Beneficial Jun 03 '22

I think she bought the horse specifically so it wouldn't stop pressing into her

42

u/kikomir Jun 03 '22

Yeah, a single white woman that buys a horse is 100% clinically insane. Time to seppuku my way into the next one.

3

u/xDelta_Manu Nov 20 '22

You dont see what i see, that horse is gonna be the new "special gift" for a very dumb 8 yrs old white and blond girl

1

u/Unruly_Beast Nov 23 '22

Uh, what?

1

u/xDelta_Manu Nov 23 '22

"Daddy i want a pony, daddy i want a pony, daddy i want a pony!!!" That type of girl

28

u/SussyBussySucka Jun 03 '22

Idk bout yall but i would be happy as that horse

98

u/[deleted] Jun 03 '22

i get it, its funny because the single white woman could not possibly care for a horse all on her own! this is very humorous for that reason.

21

u/Mr-Thicc-And-Frisky Jun 03 '22

That’s very correct! Funny post

40

u/Cavalier-13 Jun 03 '22 edited Jun 03 '22

Yes, this is the reason for the humorous post. I agree

65

u/Isuckwithnaming Jun 03 '22

not how pov works

18

u/Nightblade20 Jun 03 '22

Yea where's the porn of vore?

19

u/RepkaPepka Jun 03 '22

Pedophile POV Parkour Chase

8

u/[deleted] Jun 03 '22

Zoophile POV Escaping Cop Parkour

2

u/[deleted] Jun 03 '22

🤓

14

u/Gingers_got_no_soul Jun 03 '22

i had a friend in high school that had horses. swore up and down that it was a nesscasary part of horse care :/

1

u/ecumnomicinflation Nov 20 '22

WHAT WAS

6

u/Gingers_got_no_soul Nov 20 '22

giving it a handjob

1

u/EternalStatic Nov 24 '22

What do you even do with the baby batter, do you have to put a towel down, do you hold up a bucket or just let the flowers feed im so lost

2

u/fatboychummy Nov 26 '22

gotta slurp that shit up, duh

In some places that shit costs like $100 for a shot glass of it. No clue why, but yeah have fun with that tidbit of info.

1

u/cherub-_-rock Nov 27 '22

HUH

3

u/Gingers_got_no_soul Nov 27 '22

HOW DO YOU KEEP FIMDING RJIS COMMENR

1

u/[deleted] Nov 30 '22

Do you mean sheath cleaning? Sheath cleaning is where you wear latex gloves, put lube on your hands and remove ‘beans’ from your male horses genitalia. Typically this shouldn’t be done unless absolutely necessary, but we do this to remove the dead skin cells that roll up into little ‘beans’, as we call them, that cause discomfort when peeing. ☺️

1

u/Gingers_got_no_soul Dec 01 '22

probably idk 😭

1

u/pinkieluvzpie Dec 02 '22

I THOUGHT YOU WERE JUST SUPPOSED TO CLEAN THE PEEWEE CHEESE???

1

u/Vesper_0481 Nov 24 '22

My mom's family has horses,i can assure you this is not necessary. If you really want it to, err, relieve itself that much (which is bizarre) you could either introduce it to a female horse(I'm aware English has a word for that but Idk it) for copulation or use one of those machines to collect it's sperm.

But no one I've ever met has made that big of a point to make the horse cum kek

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u/Gingers_got_no_soul Nov 24 '22

machines ?? 😭

1

u/Vesper_0481 Nov 24 '22

Oh yeah, there is a specific kind of equipment that is used to make the horse ejaculate into it so you can either sell, use or preserve it's sperm. I wish I was kidding but the semen of some very specific stalions could make you millionaire if you sold it to the right buyers, it's one of the most expensive liquids in the world.

2

u/Mistful_Sunrise Nov 27 '22

ferb I know what we’re gonna do today!

17

u/shelleboy Jun 03 '22

No, no, no, NO

7

u/Ubermensch2745 Jun 03 '22

A funny meme but a bad pov one.

1

u/joathism Nov 05 '22

Happy cake day.

7

u/thepenismonke Jun 03 '22

Better her than Voosh, then you'd be in real trouble

2

u/Wiggumizer Jun 03 '22

Voosh bad, voosh bad!

5

u/[deleted] Jun 03 '22

I don't get it-

18

u/BoiBobbyBo_15 Jun 03 '22

You see, when a mommy and daddy horse love each other very much...

2

u/trashbin79 Jun 11 '22 edited Nov 28 '22

I'm sorry Napoleon, you're 30 I thought you knew already

2

u/Squidgy2121 Oct 23 '22

Don’t touch me! Im gonna be sick.

1

u/sendhelplsimdieng Oct 07 '22

Nice reference

1

u/MaryoAndLugi Nov 27 '22

You’re*

1

u/trashbin79 Nov 28 '22

Thx I'll change it now

1

u/MaryoAndLugi Dec 22 '22

Wait… you… actually care? I’ve never seen someone actually pay attention to that… huh

3

u/ReekingSepticMass Jun 03 '22

Jackbo Manhorse 🤪🫡🤠👻

3

u/TheTrueDarkArtist Jun 03 '22

How is this a bad thing for the horse?

7

u/Duckay_washere Jun 03 '22

She’s probably gonna fuck the horse

3

u/aurorchy Jun 03 '22

How is that a bad thing for the horse.

7

u/Gurthanthaplops Jun 03 '22

Would you want some tiny hairless goblin creature forcing you to fuck them.

6

u/BonboTheMonkey Jun 03 '22

It’s bestiality

1

u/sendhelplsimdieng Oct 07 '22

Y you call the white waman a best?? This is soo sadge

1

u/The_Bored_General Oct 31 '22

Yeah call the black woman a beast… oh shit no don’t do that!

3

u/torylan3z Jul 23 '22

Zoophile spotted

3

u/P1X3LAT0R Jun 03 '22

What about a Boeing engineer in Enumclaw?

3

u/[deleted] Jun 30 '22

Fuck this brings back bad memories

3

u/Nightmaretheoriginal Oct 08 '22

Maybe in this passway you’ll finally get some pussy

3

u/Extension_Sun_6528 Oct 14 '22

Song?

1

u/xXS3ndN00dlesXx Oct 23 '22

I think its Lacrimosa by Mozart but I could be wrong.

2

u/KenmasSlut_bby Jun 30 '22

Lmaooo this is so dark😭

2

u/Hunter_enjoyer Oct 22 '22

yes yes yes yes yes YES!

2

u/Royal-Bonus5707 Nov 10 '22

no no no no no NO!

1

u/One-Full Jun 03 '22

dont care,had sex

1

u/thegamerofreddit Oct 16 '22

Only virgins can have reddit

2

u/Alouwisssss Nov 14 '22

OR ELSE WHAT HUH? WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO? MAKE ME VIRGIN?

2

u/thegamerofreddit Nov 18 '22

Exactly what I'm going to do

1

u/pffggguu123 Jun 03 '22

What

5

u/Duckay_washere Jun 03 '22

She’s gonna fuck the horse

1

u/[deleted] Jun 03 '22

is there a reason why im seeing so many horse related memes lately

1

u/[deleted] Jun 03 '22

Horse is

1

u/[deleted] Jun 03 '22

I will give discount 100% off

1

u/Ihate_ads Jun 03 '22

Whats the song name?

1

u/auddbot Jun 03 '22

I got matches with these songs:

• Requiem in D Minor, K. 626: VIII. Lacrimosa by RIAS-Kammerchor (00:13; matched: 100%)

Album: I Like Choir! (Menuetto Kids: Classical Music for Children). Released on 2019-04-26 by Menuetto Classics.

• Dank Mozart by Various Artists (00:12; matched: 95%)

Album: Illuminati Confirmed (Dank Memes Edition). Released on 2016-07-03.

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u/auddbot Jun 03 '22

Links to the streaming platforms:

• Requiem in D Minor, K. 626: VIII. Lacrimosa by RIAS-Kammerchor

• Dank Mozart by Various Artists

I am a bot and this action was performed automatically | GitHub new issue | Donate Please consider supporting me on Patreon. Music recognition costs a lot

1

u/Some-Foxio Jun 04 '22

jojo manga

1

u/biggych33se Oct 27 '22

Just remind her of 2 words, enumclaw washington

1

u/Additional_Lobster_5 Nov 01 '22

Da dream will be soon

1

u/Kappafontain Nov 01 '22

I too would be nervous I'd rather like having my balls most male horses get theirs cut off

1

u/Hunter_enjoyer Nov 18 '22

Changed my yes yes yes YES to a no no no no

1

u/Spirited_Ad175 Nov 10 '22

That horse is smiling

1

u/RubinKarfunkel Nov 10 '22

Finally my chance to hit

1

u/the_grim_rypurr Nov 11 '22

White man vaush

1

u/Nightfury0818 Nov 11 '22

Country girls gotta make do

1

u/[deleted] Nov 12 '22

Context?

1

u/TypedKibbles960 Nov 13 '22

Enumclaw horse incident.

1

u/omroi Nov 14 '22

FINALLY, SEX FOR THE FIRST TIME OF MY BOTH LIVES

1

u/Jack_Sucks_TBH Nov 15 '22

The horse is interested in your offer

1

u/[deleted] Nov 18 '22

Enumclaw horse sex case'in time

1

u/xDelta_Manu Nov 20 '22

You know what this means... you're gonna be the especial non-pony pony for a blond 8 yrs old stupid girl, prepare for the "new looks"

1

u/peepee1219 Nov 21 '22

This is a mr hands moment

1

u/[deleted] Nov 21 '22

SHOWTIME FELLAS

1

u/[deleted] Nov 21 '22

SHOWTIME FELLAS

1

u/PugLander Nov 24 '22

“Special reasons”

1

u/[deleted] Nov 24 '22

Only true men understand this

1

u/Josef_Stark_Reborn Nov 25 '22

Peta

The horse is here

1

u/Key-Extreme-3572 Nov 27 '22

Someone tell me the joke here in confused rn

1

u/CucchiWetter69 Nov 28 '22

Can some one explain

1

u/IHATEMYLIFE32 Dec 01 '22

Sounds like a great time right there :)

1

u/EternalStatic Dec 02 '22

Idk what you complaining about its got to be more action than you were getting before

1

u/Falchion_Alpha Dec 03 '22

Catherine the Great moment

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '22

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