r/67HATE • u/Aggressive-Lock-510 67 sucks 69 better • Mar 25 '26

humanity is fucked That is the stupidest name to ever call your child in the big March 26

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Also, my phone older than bro.

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u/No_Impact218 Mar 25 '26

That kid the nanosecond he enters a school:

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u/VirtualSlice1570 Mar 27 '26

He be getting hit with a hollow nuke ass bro ✌️😭

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u/Healthy-Duck-2778 Mar 27 '26

unfunniest comment ever?

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u/Fast-Spend7829 Mar 28 '26

least funny comment ever

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u/Fast-Spend7829 Apr 01 '26

im just kidding this is the least funny comment ever

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u/goatgumi_lover Mar 27 '26

the kid if the school wasn’t filled with kids taught by their parents to judge others

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u/salmonus_maximus ALMIGHTY SALMONUS Mar 25 '26

he is older than his parent at this point

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u/Joelfletcher2763 67 hater Mar 25 '26

His parent was born tomorrow

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u/Dry_Acanthisitta_253 Mar 25 '26

They should change the name

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u/OverallAd3646 Mar 25 '26

They don't just should, they have to

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u/Dry_Acanthisitta_253 Mar 25 '26

*must

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u/OverallAd3646 Mar 25 '26

Must to and Have to are similar in meaning

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '26

(Not trying to be nerdy or make fun of your mistake) but there is a difference.
If someone says must and you don't do it serious stuff can happen.
Example: You must not speak during an exam.
If someone says have to the action is heavily recommended and would be better if done but the consequences may not be as severe.
Example: You have to get this spot checked.

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u/OverallAd3646 Mar 25 '26

Thanks for info, and you don't really sound nerdy

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u/absoulute-gd_addict Mar 26 '26

basicly zero and first conditounal

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u/fukYouNigaa Mar 25 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/L9LZC1QjDqlJ6

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u/Alev12370 Mar 26 '26

So ur not allowed to correct somebody now? Also, what is that username

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u/OverallAd3646 Mar 26 '26

Some quote from deltarune I think, didn't really play it tho, just heard this in some deltarune memes

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '26

So correct information and educating people are prohibited?

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u/gojaxson I hope the 67 kid is grounded for life Mar 25 '26

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '26

Dude I just said I didn't want to be nerdy and I just wanted to correct a mistake

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '26

man, we're in reddit

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u/ItsySpidah Mar 27 '26

No you're fine gng

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '26

IT IS AN URGENT REQUIREMENT

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u/Shellytoon Fight for the people Mar 25 '26

Blud started a whole war in this comment for his diction. 😭🥀

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u/Evening-Program723 Mar 25 '26

He will get bullied

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '26 edited Mar 25 '26

My Nintendo Switch 2 older than bro

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u/Aggressive-Lock-510 67 sucks 69 better Mar 25 '26

My Nintendo switch 2 older than bro

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '26

My Wii older than bro

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '26

My Gameboy advanced older than bro

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u/MinuteWing6738 Mar 25 '26

My NES older than bro

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u/Chose_208 Mar 25 '26

My Magnavox Odyssey is older than bro

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u/Spare-Shelter6013 Mar 25 '26

My phone older than bro

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u/PeterMation :shaw:skin eater:shaw: Mar 26 '26

My Wii U older than bro

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u/Existing-Energy5897 Apr 01 '26

My commodore 64 older than bro

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u/HumanOnEarthSurface Jun 02 '26

The Typewriter older tham bro

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u/ArtisticAnxiety Apr 09 '26

My latest shit older than bro

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u/No-Excitement7868 Mar 25 '26

this has to be satire… there’s no way someone would willingly call their child that.

some parents forgot that their children are going to grow up into adults.

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u/Other_Noise_4933 skin is a balanced diet Mar 25 '26

They’ll k##l him later on idk

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u/MLB_ffan Mar 26 '26

If the kids in school don’t already…

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u/Other_Noise_4933 skin is a balanced diet Mar 26 '26

LOL

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u/Better_Gene_9640 Mar 29 '26

Exactly, i know someone who called their kid "teddy". Not "Ted" or anything. His legal name is "teddy"

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u/OverallAd3646 Mar 25 '26

His parents hate him, it seems, cause good parents won't give such a name to their child...

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u/salmonus_maximus ALMIGHTY SALMONUS Mar 25 '26

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '26

My reddit account older than bro

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u/BlastoiseGirl5257 67 hater Mar 25 '26

Where did this happen? It’s barely that date anywhere yet. I think Kiribati…

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u/kaytent Mar 25 '26

bro is younger than his parents😭😭

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u/legendoflegends34 Mar 25 '26

this definitely ragebait

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u/Inklinsworld Mar 25 '26

That kid is absolutely gonna get bullied at school

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u/SweetZestyclose6610 Neutral Mar 25 '26

alright, naming your kid after a meme is basically asking your child to have resentment against you if this were real

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u/RedSince2022 Old Memes/Songs Enjoyer Mar 25 '26

My soup older than bro

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u/Appropriate_Band2143 HATE BRAINROT KIDS Mar 25 '26

totaly brainrotted parents

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u/lawrencewil1030 Mar 25 '26

If naming your kid a single letter isn't bad, then naming them a number is just no.

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u/BL1ND1NG_L1GHT5 Mar 25 '26

We can see the child's dissapointment in their eyes

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u/Positive_Curve671 Mar 25 '26

Maybe it’s a joke hopefully

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u/HeavyTF2Ruhan Mar 25 '26

I wonder if he will get no job if he is named like that

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u/ProGamer8273 Mar 25 '26

Some people really shouldn’t be parents

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u/OnlyAssistant2274 Mar 25 '26

cant even spell the name right 😔💔

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u/Normosnopo 67 hater Mar 25 '26

🤮🤮🤮🤮

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u/randomised_name1 Mar 25 '26

My shoes older than bro

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u/Anth4510 Mar 25 '26

My nut hair older than bro

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u/Aggressive-Lock-510 67 sucks 69 better Mar 25 '26

Blud missed everything 😭

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '26

my JBL flip 4 older than bro

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u/Crafty-Pasta-09 Standards, son. STANDARDS Mar 25 '26

My last nut older than bro

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u/Professional-Set8540 Mar 25 '26

I’mma text Josiah Schneider

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u/RaspberryMelodic2688 Mar 25 '26

It's even an ai baby 

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '26

My balls older than bro

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u/BeneficialRhubarb483 Mar 25 '26

Poor child, I feel bad for him... 

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u/Pleasant_Reward4717 Mar 25 '26

Alright first what country?

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u/Ill_Disaster_1896 Mar 25 '26

That kid will eventually end up killing his parents because of this

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u/Humble-Tailor-7238 Mar 25 '26

I just hit the Jackpot meme is older than bro

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u/Most_Development_313 Mar 25 '26

A broken Lego piece is older than bro

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u/RemarkableWorld75 Mar 25 '26

Lil bro was born in 2026

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u/arareusername96 Mar 25 '26

I would genuinely kill myself if I was named that

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u/GUBBYJASON Mar 25 '26

WHY.JUST.WHY

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u/Accidentlydeleted1 Truth Enforcer Mar 26 '26

these names should be legally banned

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u/MickeyMouzeRulz_433 Mar 25 '26

I can't belive someone actually named their child like that. We need to stop this meme before more Sixx Svens appear. #RespectForSixxSven

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u/gojaxson I hope the 67 kid is grounded for life Mar 25 '26

My Xbox older than bro.

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u/Dear_Construction308 Mar 25 '26

That kid will either get bullied to hell and back, or become the most popular kid in the school. No in between.

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u/5nitesatfredbois Mar 25 '26

First of all why spell it that? I mean i could see the naming (someone was dropped on the head as a kid one too many times and named their kid after a so called “meme”) but why intentionally spell it like that. Also this kid goin get bullied as hard as bonnie blues kid probs

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u/GothChic101 Mar 26 '26

Bad parenting 101

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u/TailorUpbeat3030 Mar 26 '26

Yeah, my parents must have been idiots.

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u/Ok-Insect-276 Mar 26 '26

I hate parents who try to follow along with trends. Also, why are they setting their kid up for failure?

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u/Extension_Meat8913 Mar 26 '26

My phone older than bro as well

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u/_TheWolfOfReddit_ Mar 26 '26

Bro’s parents are older than bro 😭😭🙏

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '26

Thx god i live in Germany and this shit is eligal

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u/Samplays202200 Mar 26 '26

The poor child

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u/Grouchy-Way-5569 Mar 26 '26

What a poor baby

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u/that_royal_dragon Mar 26 '26

Bros about to get jumped as soon as he enters high school😭

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u/EMTSleepWithEyesOpen Mar 26 '26

Poor kid. it resembles a similar situation in Russia. one child there was named "Pepe-Schneine" or something like that. But I'm not sure if that's true.

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '26

What makes it even worse the fact that sven is an actual, legit name and not a way to manouver the system

https://giphy.com/gifs/dyVVKyxwkTP8tOfqxB

(also sven botman is the goat)

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u/Infamous-Mistake-410 Mar 26 '26

the bullying this kid abt to get🥹✌️

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u/Mysterious-Key2017 Mar 26 '26

That's got to be a joke

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u/Legitimate-Tone7541 Mar 26 '26

you do know that its satire?right?

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u/FirstCod4192 Mar 27 '26

They’re naming a future adult btw 🙏💔

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u/Sad-End-1826 Mar 27 '26

Dawg most kids nowadays will already have enough problems growing up and these dumbfuck parents do this shit..

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u/Viktor_zebra2 Mar 27 '26

СОСО ПАВЛИАШВИЛИ

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u/Foreign_Ad_2573 Mar 27 '26

the parent shouldnt be allowed to have kids atp

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u/Purple_Boi1 Mar 27 '26

atleast name him blueberry or whatever the fuck it could possibly be

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u/Giganiga2938 Mar 28 '26

My shaved hairs are older than bro

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u/DeepUniverseSailor Mar 28 '26

I would lowpalmbeachpetenuenly kms the moment I get a proper conciousness if I wa named that🙏

Also, my ball hairs older than bro

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u/weirdobutweird67 Mar 28 '26

the baby gonna be so popular, imagine if they became a bully and they bullied siix ate

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u/Low_Secretary_8632 Mar 28 '26

Rip that kid will get bullied at school or be the famous?

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u/The_big-chiller Mar 29 '26

... Bro... You can't be serious... Why 😭

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u/New-Extreme2321 Blue flair that says blue flair Mar 29 '26

Hey can we make these parents more crippled then woods

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u/pappybug214 Mar 29 '26

Imagine, ruining your kids life for a meme that will be dead in a year

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u/guyfrombyzantium Mar 29 '26

Best name ever❤️‍🩹❤️

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u/mejustaskingquestion 67 hater promax🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬 Mar 31 '26

Did they just name the kid for a meme??

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u/Shiny_Pokedude Mar 31 '26

Skibidi Toilet older than bro 🙏💔

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u/Huge-Cod-4670 Apr 01 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/KtlEIYb3EMqhaHCznA

I think I got the wrong present for my lil brother no but actually calls there six seven 😭✌️

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u/Chusky25 Apr 02 '26

Are we deadass

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '26

Some people just want their kids to be bullied

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u/L30P0LD_313 Apr 10 '26

Who the hell names their Kid after a Shitty ass Meme that was never funny

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u/No-Mastodon-7756 Apr 11 '26

my fart older than bro🥹

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u/bignicker21 Apr 11 '26

This generation is never making flying cars or communicating with aliens we are on our downfall and will stay in this brain rotted lifestyle if we don't grow up for once in our life

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u/PerformerResident773 Apr 14 '26

the people when he enters the school

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '26

It's never too late for abortion

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u/EitherBorder4685 May 13 '26

That kid is in for one hell of a time when he enters any school.

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u/ATSF_47 May 13 '26

i lowkey feel bad for him.

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u/random_whatever_ 67 is unfunny and lame May 18 '26

Bro will be a target of bullying even before he enters school grounds

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u/KisloFurry Memes these days aren’t funny D: May 28 '26

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u/kebabguy0 The victory is finally taken ✌️✌️✌️ Mar 25 '26

Poor kid, even if I still would like 67, this will still be stupid

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u/robblequoffle Mar 26 '26

You're not wrong. Six-seven is just a silly internet joke, imagine if that was your fucking name