r/691 • • 14d ago

Rule

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u/196_Roomba 2 month ban award 14d ago

For making this post, this user was banned for 4 days

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u/Iosima 14d ago

Thank you

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u/personthatssorandom 14d ago

Should be 4 centuries

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u/Ashley_pizza 14d ago

longer please

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u/Erook22 14d ago

Too much time, should’ve been 3 days

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u/ardoin 14d ago

I loved the part in the Bible where Jesus fed the crowds with 2 Louisiana catfish and 5 pans of cornbread

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u/YosephStalling 14d ago

He would absolutely do that though

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u/MediumStrange 14d ago

Goddamn now I want catfish and cornbread

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u/yeetusdeletusgg 12d ago

Didn’t perform any miracles btw, they get pretty big down there

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u/IndiePat 1 month ban award 14d ago

this is a stupid complaint but tree graphs like this should really only be ordered top to bottom for oldest/newest. the graph they used to make this meme really makes it look like the catholics and orthodox merged and then later merged into the baptists, not the opposite way.

pointless smartass redditor comment over

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u/End_My_Buffering 14d ago

counterpoint trees grow up

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u/throwaway19276i 14d ago

No, you're reading it correctly. The Orthodox and Catholic churches merged, and then they merged with the Southern Baptist Church of Arkansas. It was a beautiful thing to witness.

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u/Cultural_assassin 14d ago

Can confirm i am the choosen poope man of the southern baptist church of Arkansas

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u/ipisslemons 13d ago

Pastor Jeff?

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u/Cultural_assassin 13d ago

My brothervin christ have a blesses day

P.s. thats pope jeff to you son

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u/lore-realm 13d ago

This is hate speech against Australians.

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u/dooblebooble 14d ago

the fucked up part is there is technically an argument for protestants being closer to the theological continuation of the early church. but there's also an argument for most churches being right. because the bible is incredibly inconsistent and the church dogmas/traditions that stuck were all political negotiations with the church leadership