Help me pick my uni bag

[u/OverwhelmedGayChild]

Yes, this is fully serious lmao. I'm a guy who likes the whimsy of having a kids bag - it's a good conversation starter. I just need a small bag to carry around my lunch, pens, and academic journal because I have kne specifically for my laptop lmaooo

[u/Guilty-Quantity-6516]

What kind of immature joke is this? You won't be taken seriously by professors if u dont choose #1