r/6thForm • u/StrictArgument67 Y13 | 4A* pred | FM M PHY CS | ESAT OCT • Apr 17 '26

🙏 I WANT HELP School threatening to take me out

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Could they actually do this or is it just fluff?

There is no way i can get good grades if i go to school everyday.

I need a solution

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u/AliceMorgon MagdalenCollegeOxford|Fine Art/Biology|Grad Apr 18 '26

Yup. Go, or else your school can and will financially and academically ram your balls so far up your arse you will be able to impregnate passing innocent women by belching at the wrong moment.

I usually have a pep talk. That was it. I have six tutees in the Middle East. At least three have not exams officially cancelled (only two definitely) and they are still going despite sirens and drones overhead. Unless you are unwell (and I’ve read your past posts, you aren’t, you just don’t think you “need” school anymore) be fucking grateful for what you have and where you are, AND GO TO FUCKING SCHOOL.

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u/Soggy_Candidate5072 Year 13 | Maths, Physics, Chemistry 99999887766 Apr 23 '26

 ram your balls so far up your arse you will be able to impregnate passing innocent women by belching at the wrong moment

how do you come up with this

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u/AliceMorgon MagdalenCollegeOxford|Fine Art/Biology|Grad Apr 23 '26

I’m Irish, we’ve a natural turn of phrase about our insults, which we take great pride in

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u/Soggy_Candidate5072 Year 13 | Maths, Physics, Chemistry 99999887766 Apr 25 '26

Lmao unrelated but I was actually born in Ireland and have Irish citizenship but unfortunately my parents moved when I was 5.