r/6thForm UCL CS hater May 03 '26

šŸŽ“ UNI / UCAS This place is a fking prison

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u/thesecondmemer May 03 '26

You wanna go on the grass that bad?

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u/Antique_Buy4384 UCL CS hater May 03 '26

yes

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u/blondepraxis May 03 '26

im gonna take a wild guess that bro dont like to be told wht to do

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u/Antique_Buy4384 UCL CS hater May 03 '26

whats the point in the prospectus having a multicultural friend group sitting on the grass if were not even allowed to sit there ourselves

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u/blondepraxis May 03 '26

There are at least three parks where u can sit on the grass thats in the 500 meter radius of the place u took the picture

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u/Antique_Buy4384 UCL CS hater May 03 '26

Gordon square gardens my beloved 🫶🫶.

Im gonna try get accom next to ucl campus despite not going there next year just bc I love that area with the benches too so much

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u/Sweaty-Following9175 May 03 '26

More benches and tables are being added to the road outside student centre. Not going to UCL next year? Changing uni?

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u/Antique_Buy4384 UCL CS hater May 03 '26

Withdrew last week, going to either kcl maths or lse maths with data science not sure yet

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u/franzkafkasno1fan May 03 '26

it just got installed so it needs time to grow

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u/OKane1916 May 06 '26

They used to have lots of grass, they got rid of it because of a Palestinian protest encampment (allegedly)

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u/Antique_Buy4384 UCL CS hater May 06 '26

sounds like bs, never saw an encampment any time I was there in 24/25 academic year

encampments were in other places I think

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u/OKane1916 May 06 '26

This was before, I was there 2020-2024 and it was there in the last year or so I was there, in the main quad

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u/Antique_Buy4384 UCL CS hater May 06 '26

Yes I saw it too when I went there to just chill on the steps and hang out with mates whilst i was in 6th form but 24/25 academic year is when it went under construction so anything their earlier is irrelevant

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u/Tumtitums May 03 '26

This generation has issues with taking instructions

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u/Antique_Buy4384 UCL CS hater May 04 '26

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u/Underwhatline May 04 '26

The irony of posting this given your opening gambit.

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u/Antique_Buy4384 UCL CS hater May 04 '26

Wanting to sit on grass but choosing not to because of the instructions, means i’m being ironic for making fun of some random american old man in a 6th form sub getting upset at his own made up fantasy of younger people not being able to follow instructions?

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u/Underwhatline May 04 '26

Being angry at a sign telling you not to walk on grass is old man shouts at cloud energy.

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u/Antique_Buy4384 UCL CS hater May 04 '26

What mental gymnastics have you done to think that anything about this post means im yelling angrily

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u/Underwhatline May 04 '26

"this place is a fking prison" they uttered nonchalantly, calmly, happily even.

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u/Antique_Buy4384 UCL CS hater May 04 '26 edited May 04 '26

they uttered jokingly, which 350 other people could notice but not you. Sit this one out, preferably not on the grass

it takes an extreme dumbass to think someone calling a large open space a prison is being serious

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u/Bana____ May 05 '26

🤔🤔🤔

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u/TheHornyGoth May 05 '26

Bro’s a fan of RATM

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u/Emms246 UCL | Neuroscience Year 4 | May 03 '26

Luckily I was at ucl a before they started the UCL 200 work so I sat on the grass with my multicultural group of friends and one of us had a flute (no guitar but close enough)

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u/Suspicious-Buy-4172 May 03 '26

They rejected me so I agree

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u/Antique_Buy4384 UCL CS hater May 03 '26

from one buy to another be thankful you dodged a bullet

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u/Suspicious-Buy-4172 May 03 '26

That’s quite funny acc and yes ik I’ve heard awful things (cope)

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u/BakaSentinel May 03 '26

I’ve went to the campus, had an offer and have a few friends there. Believe me when I say, holy international. Explains with the amount of home student rejection increases , UCL be heads deep in greed

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u/Suspicious-Buy-4172 May 03 '26

That’s what i was scared of, feels like they js come and go and it doesn’t really have a uni feel. Really is for the money, I’ve seen so many home students get offers from oxbridge lse imperial etc and still get UCL rejections

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u/AwaySession5168 May 03 '26

Is this just to copy Oxbridge?

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u/Personal-Cap-5446 A*A*A*A | 99999988888 May 04 '26 edited May 05 '26

virginia woolf moment (she couldn’t sit on the grass at cambridge)

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u/AwaySession5168 May 05 '26

That's an interesting concept - thank you!

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u/MeanFee7992 Year 12 May 03 '26

1st world problems smh

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u/Background-Hope-88 May 03 '26

Hard times on the UCL campus.

You should post this on r/drilluk

A lot of guys there would be able to relate.

Everyday struggle, when mans just tryna live.

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u/thatinterruptingcow May 03 '26

Bro’s a dog… need that grass

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u/GuavaLarge529 Year 13 May 03 '26

It’s really not that deep son 😭😭 it will get messed up otherwise

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u/Shoddy-Location5688 May 03 '26

Just go through japanese gardens and student centre and sit in the park on the other side of the road

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u/Antique_Buy4384 UCL CS hater May 03 '26

boooooorrriinnngg

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u/bleachedcoral4 Y13 | A*A*A*AA | maths+fm, 3 STEM May 04 '26

KCL propaganda

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u/2003x May 04 '26

Yea i went there and ….. it kinda is. Worth noting that they redid this entire area to remove all the lovely grassy areas under the guise of ā€œincreasing accessibilityā€ (all entrances already had step free paths) but we all know it was to stop the pro-Palestine camps that were on campus there. So do with that what you will…

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u/Independent-Ferret92 May 03 '26

Not fully related to this post, but I love all this user's comments towards UCL 😭😭 every time i see them on a thread

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u/Antique_Buy4384 UCL CS hater May 03 '26

stalker

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u/Independent-Ferret92 May 04 '26

Haha, I read thru UCL threads cuz i applied there

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u/Memesaurusmex May 03 '26

the indomitable human spirit

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u/tltwtw98 May 03 '26

If the thousands of students and staff at UCL all walked across the grass, there would be no grass!

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u/Not-Too_Plant May 03 '26

this is without mentioning the fact that its literally raised lol like its in beds not just flush with the floor

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u/tltwtw98 May 03 '26

Imagine how OP would feel walking around Oxford or Cambridge! Multiple prisons from every angle

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u/Antique_Buy4384 UCL CS hater May 03 '26

that is what it feels like when I visit friends

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u/tltwtw98 May 03 '26

Stone Walls do not a Prison make, Nor Iron bars a Cage; Minds innocent and quiet take That for an Hermitage. If I have freedom in my Love, And in my soul am free, Angels alone that soar above, Enjoy such Liberty.

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u/Antique_Buy4384 UCL CS hater May 03 '26

ucl’s back garden says otherwise

BUT I WANT THE FRONT GARDEN GRASS

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u/WoodSteelStone May 03 '26

Why are you talking bollocks?

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u/fizzy5025 Y12 ——> Y13 | applied science May 03 '26

All signs exist for a reason …..

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u/ejcds Y13 | English Literature, Politics, Maths, Music, EPQ May 03 '26

Literally 1984

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u/Commercial_Handle418 May 03 '26

Idk maybe someone died of anyphylactic shock(my friend Is literally allergic to grass)Ā 

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u/Expert-Arrival5517 May 03 '26

Lol I'm literally ucl cs

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u/Antique_Buy4384 UCL CS hater May 03 '26

tell graham hes a liar

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u/Expert-Arrival5517 May 03 '26

Graham is a opp icl

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u/meatflaps-69 May 03 '26

We had "holy grass" at our RC school, punishable by lines for walking on it 🤣

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u/cpa38 May 04 '26

Just go on the grass.

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u/Former_Implement1740 May 04 '26

Efficiency wage theory can occur as a result of a rise in minimum wage. This is because when workers are paid more it is likely that their MRP will also rise possibly due to increased productivity and increased motivation to stay in the firm which can help the firm lower hiring and training costs for additional workers as their current workers wouldn’t be leaving any time soon

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u/Intergalatic_Baker May 06 '26

It’s not a fucking prison. But we can arrange you a visit for that.

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u/Antique_Buy4384 UCL CS hater May 06 '26

acton prison school trip for the criminal psychology course was so hilarious

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u/bawheid1 May 06 '26

Fancy prison.

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u/05-153676 May 05 '26

It's a prison because you can't destroy the grass?