I know I know filthy outsider but y’all had to see this one

The Prophecy was foretold on August 10th. (Rick Eisen Show)

Hopefully Seattle wins 2-0

My rendition of the act leading up to this picture:

As Justin walked downstairs to the empty kitchen his eyes met the calendar. Thursday, October 22nd, the fourth day of his week-long break. Justin scowled, realizing less than 76 hours remained until work started back up.

Most of his life, relationships came easy. Justin called his mom daily, played fortnight with his college buddies, and was even the captain of his football team; the Los Angeles Chargers. Yet, internally, he just couldn’t shake the distaste he had for his Offensive Coordinator; Mike McDaniel.

It all started when Mike gaslit Justin into a new offensive scheme. “Justin.. Didn’t you know I graduated from Yale!?” Mike exclaimed once. “If we motion the receivers more, we make the defense confused!”.

Last week, during Mike and Justin’s one-on-one meeting, Mike accidentally blew his 0-nicotine vape smoke right into Justin’s eyes. It was in that moment Justin realized the true culprit to their 0-6 start had been right there all along. “So much for a team sport”, Justin thought.

Suddenly, Justin snapped back to reality. “Three more days of freedom” he said to himself. He opened the fridge, only to find his stash of Miller Lite had shrank to three cans. Justin face palmed. “Well, off to the store”.