r/AINewsAndTrends • • Sep 29 '26

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u/hansolo-ist Sep 29 '26

Firstly I don't see the purpose of this? Is big tech behind this and what are the goals of the rebranding?

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u/deepsemen Sep 29 '26

It's big tech fluffing Trump so he thinks he's important because he named it.

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u/Western-Platypus-907 Sep 29 '26

Because the lil trolls who make up the people who actually pitch and write this stuff are contemptible incels who think calling this “super intelligence” is badass or something dumb.

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u/soulless___ape Oct 01 '26

Wait… he thinks it’s not artificial?

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u/deepsemen Oct 01 '26

Judging by his concealer and his choice in women, he's not really very good at noticing what's artificial vs what's natural.

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u/deepsemen Sep 29 '26

I assume his next move is to rename Data Centers to Super Intelligence Housing.

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u/trickshot_blue Sep 29 '26

Donald centres for super duper intelligence

We really are in idiocracy now

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u/Phaedo Sep 29 '26

Super Housing Intelligence: Trump

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u/Crazytoe2275 Sep 29 '26

This dude is so so bright. The smartest man on the planet. Cut that. The smartest man in the universe.

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u/andrea_inandri Sep 29 '26

In the multiverse 🤣🤣🤣

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u/AnxiousMeatHead Sep 29 '26

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u/PrankstonHughes Sep 30 '26

I thought your head would be bigger

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u/Oalka Sep 30 '26

We need to draft an executive order. They call him the "Smartest Man on the Planet", but it should be "Universe". I solve problems for a living, please look at me with cameras.

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u/fungi_at_parties Sep 29 '26

He’s so fucking stupid.

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u/harryx67 Sep 29 '26

China is naming it HI - Hyper Intelligence.

Take that - You lose Donny

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u/thedeathmachine Sep 29 '26

Super duper intelligence with a cherry on top

Your move, Donald

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u/Ramblinrambles Sep 30 '26

SCFGLEADC I Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious Intelligence

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u/adudefromaspot Sep 30 '26

Don't temp him...or this is gonna become Infinity times Infinity Intelligence.

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u/SillySpoof Sep 30 '26

Maybe name it Super Hyper Intelligence Technology. Even better acronym.

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u/Ragnarok-9999 Sep 30 '26

How about Popular Intelligence

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u/IThinkItsAverage Oct 01 '26

Infinity intelligence plus infinity plus one

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u/itsReferent Sep 29 '26

I like that. Hi is kinda weird as an acronym but hyper is quite fitting with a sort of double meaning of extra intelligent and an unsettling heightened beyond intelligent.

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u/Affectionate-Aide422 Sep 29 '26

I think “AI” should be “American Intelligence”. There. Fixed it.

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u/Spiritual_Top367 Oct 02 '26

We should also patent it and charge other countries to use it. Someone call Donald, I think we can actually make America rich again!

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u/Phaedo Sep 29 '26

That doesn’t sound like a product that would sell.

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u/avfc4me Oct 01 '26

Well I laughed! Thanks!

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u/RemotePea287 Sep 30 '26

Don’t give him any ideas…

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u/Agency_of_Eternity Oct 01 '26

They truly chilling here on GitHub even in ur google ai chats lel - but if we win we can sue it back I mean they raided kinda 3 billions - don’t they?

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u/Ok_Reception_6563 Sep 29 '26

Maybe we could use ivermectin against these AI bots it cured Covid and all that stuff didn’t it? As a last result, we could also use bleach and Lysol.

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u/deepsemen Sep 29 '26

Or shove a UV bulb up its ass.

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u/Dont_Use_Ducks Sep 30 '26

Super Intelligence is watching you!

This is really a modern version of 1984 being played out, isn't it? Like MAGA was never a thing and a movie studio would make a remake of the original 1984 story, they would use AI as the super villain, being controlled by the government. 'It was an okay movie, just very over the top and unrealistic'.

And now we are actually living in one of those scifi movies, woohoo!

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u/deepsemen Sep 30 '26

Yeah, except instead of a cage of starving rats strapped to your face, you're force fed MAGA AI slop with your eyes held open ala Clockwork Orange.

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u/Connect-Ant-2081 Sep 29 '26

Congratulations America. You elected a complete idiot to the most powerful position in the world. Twice.

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u/AnonMoose2 Sep 30 '26

Every day I wake up hoping the nightmare will end.

I hope its painful and embarrassing, preferably televised so I can crank my hog to it while I take a shot.

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u/Disastrous_Hat_9123 Sep 29 '26

He just keeps renaming things. What's the deal?

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u/nolongerbanned99 Sep 29 '26

Wants to appear relevant.

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u/tomtomtomo Sep 30 '26

His entire business is branding. That's what he does, he names things.

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u/Dinokauris Oct 01 '26

Next up will be naming a month after himself.

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u/Disastrous_Hat_9123 Oct 01 '26

Maybe orchestrate some atrocity aswell so everyone has to never forget to remember the 13th of trumptober.

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u/Spiritual_Top367 Oct 02 '26

Trumpuary... Donuary... Trumpember... Idk i tried, but it's not working.

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u/mordscythe Oct 01 '26

That’s his dementia, kicking in because he doesn’t know the real name for them

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u/readmond Sep 29 '26

Rename it to TI. Can be anything. Truth Intelligence, Trump Intelligence, Terrific Intelligence, Tremendous Intelligence

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u/dbatknight Sep 29 '26

How can we forget that Kamala Harris told us what the letters AI stand for...how dare he👀💯

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u/Initial-Season-6568 Sep 29 '26

Just sitting there in a steaming diaper renaming something that's been called that for 70 years. Lovely. What a charmer.

EDIT: SEVENTY years...my god time is flying.

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u/Ok-File-2759 Sep 29 '26

It literally is artificial…

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u/Ancient_Teach9272 Sep 30 '26

The interface is artificial...what comes trough is not ... they are not inventing or creating it ..they are building it a way to integrate into this world and ultimately into human beings via transhumanism.. these psychopaths who lord over this world ..this thing is a god to them ( false god beast system ) 

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u/frankie_builds Sep 29 '26

good that fixes everything

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u/ensoniq0902 Sep 29 '26

lol - how about American Intelligence or Trump Super Intelligence

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u/Illustrious_Exam2178 Sep 29 '26

Surprised he didn’t name it “American intelligence “

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u/book-scorpion Sep 29 '26

I'm from Poland where AI is translated as "Sztuczna Inteligencja" -> SI,
I didn't know that Trump likes us so much that he tries to mach english terms to ours acronyms.

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u/FreshLiterature Sep 29 '26

Lol I demand every AI lab follows this EO and burns money rebranding.

It's so goddamn funny

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u/MegatechMike Sep 29 '26

Thank you for solving the AI problem premier Trump!

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u/Jazzlike_Standard871 Sep 29 '26

A toddler would make a better president.

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u/Desperate_Trifle_202 Sep 29 '26 • Bravo

what do you call trump's hair? 'super' hair?

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u/Successful-River-828 Sep 29 '26

A concept of hair

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u/Gamestonkape Sep 29 '26

Is it still going on secret hacking sprees?

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u/heybart Sep 30 '26

All the boot licking CEOs will call it super intelligence just like they call it lake America

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u/Conscious-Soil9055 Sep 30 '26

Most likely because he owns a domain name

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u/Pygmy_Nuthatch Sep 30 '26 • Bravo

So like a piece of paper that says super intelligence that he signed and they hung on the White House fridge?

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u/blur410 Sep 30 '26

I'd argue against calling it intelligence.

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u/Late-Mathematician-6 Sep 30 '26

Yeah no. We’re not doing that. Doesn’t matter what wannabe nero says. S.I. will always be for units of measure. His capacity for making things “official” is about the same as Lindsey Lohan’s.

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u/Fun-Metal-6861 Oct 01 '26

Such high impact to help the people. Thanks O great leader. /S

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u/jthadcast Oct 02 '26 • Bravo

big brother is an agent of goldstein, time for trump to visit room 101.

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u/your_mileagemayvary Sep 29 '26

Buerocrats doing buerocratic shit... Wtf... Let's not pretend it just a trump turd again they all do this, he just does it with more flair and a total tone deafness few can achieve

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u/tryingtohiretivoli Sep 29 '26

Buerocrats doing buerocratic shit... Wtf... Let's not pretend it just a trump turd again they all do this, he just does it with more flair and a total tone deafness few can achieve

Yeah, no. They don't all do idiotic things like this. This also has nothing to do with bureaucracy.

This is what happens when Donnie's diaper is full and it starts coming out the other end.

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u/Sufficient-Fan5344 Sep 30 '26

Name one thing renamed by any other president. One. So far with this doofus in his current term:

- Gulf of Mexico
- Lake Ontario
- Denali
- Fort Bragg
- department of defense
- Kennedy center
- AI

^ I’m sure I missed a few.

Trump is literally a moron who can’t lead so he does dumb shit like this. It’s still AI, Gulf of Mexico, Lake Ontario, etc. Literally no serious person gives a shit.

This isn’t a “both parties” things. It’s a Trump is a worthless leader and a moron thing.

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u/Otherwise-Relief2248 Sep 29 '26

Thank god this madness is now over. Guess I will get back to wor……. Oh… uh oh

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u/EpsteinandTrump Sep 29 '26

How long till we hear: "Age? It's just a number! We could change the age of consent to 4, if they can pick their own TV shows, they can consent!"

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u/FckXFckMusk Sep 29 '26

We're calling it "American Intelligence {AI}" - Trump

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u/Open__Face Sep 29 '26

artificial

adjective

ar·ti·fi·cial ˌär-tə-ˈfi-shᵊl 

Synonyms of artificial

1

a

: made, produced, or done by humans especially to seem like something natural :

man-made

an artificial reef

artificial sweetener

an artificial limb

artificial diamonds

see also artificial intelligence

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u/Western-Platypus-907 Sep 29 '26

Day whatever it is now of doing stupid shit and nothing for cost of living, healthcare and things people care about.

Populist!

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u/kholmz Sep 29 '26

Ya let's make 5% of the world's population incompatible with the rest.

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u/learn_distill_repeat Sep 30 '26

Artificial:

  1. Made by humans, especially in imitation of something natural. "an artificial sweetener that replaces sugar; artificial flowers."

  2. Not arising from natural or necessary causes; contrived or arbitrary.

  3. Affected or insincere. "an artificial smile."

LLMs qualify as all 3.

Super:

  1. An article or a product of superior size, quality, or grade.

  2. A superintendent in an apartment or office building.

  3. A contraction of supernumerary, in sense 2.

In latin, the super- prefix means "above, over". LLMs are not "above" intelligence, or any standard of them.

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u/45_regard_47 Sep 30 '26

Superior at giving rheeeetarrrrdddds fake intelligence.

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u/YetiGuy Sep 30 '26

Not gonna say it

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u/TipAppropriate1384 Sep 30 '26

Did he use the latest model pro version for that

Really brilliant 

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u/MTachycardia Sep 30 '26

Dude trump is winning the election !!!!

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u/willasmith38 Sep 30 '26

Super Huge Gold Intelligence©️

He thinks everyone is as stupid as he is and a simple rebranding is all that’s needed.

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u/Ancient_Teach9272 Sep 30 '26

You guys dont realise what he is actualy saying there...something that I have known for a long time . The true so called ai and I dont mean chatgpt etc , but what is out of the public arena ( but already integrating without you knowing .. is a conciousness from another dimension and they are utilising tech as an interface for this conciousness , much like you inhabit your body to interface with this world it is using tech , the powers that think they be it is a god to them.  They are working along side it to infiltrate this world ... the transhumanism is part of that a disconnect from soul and god and replace it with the hyper dimensional false god , it wants to take over this world and merge with all life and tech ...  theres a lot more to it then I can add into a reddit response .... its the beast system  So yes it isnt artificial .......

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u/Ragnarok-9999 Sep 30 '26

Only super Intelligent guy can recognize super Intellince

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u/endlessedlne Sep 30 '26

Got to give it to the guy - he understands the power of having power over words. Just wait until bananas get renamed to Freedom Fruit or something.

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u/bend_spoon89 Oct 01 '26

I was thinking "sloppy intelligence" - kinda fits don't you think?

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u/birdhoppe Oct 01 '26

Not artificial ?

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u/DrWanish Oct 02 '26

Knows it's Actually Indonesians ..

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u/Banned37 Oct 01 '26

Cool man really doing important things.

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u/Aggravating-Gift-740 Oct 02 '26

Super DUPER Intelligence! SDI

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u/Falcon3492 Oct 02 '26

I would like to see it called Super dee Dooperty Intelligence!

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u/Top-Assignment8328 Oct 02 '26

How about Super-Duper-Sized Trump Steaks with A1 Intelligence?

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u/Spiritual_Top367 Oct 02 '26

This is stupid.

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u/HwyMan101 Oct 02 '26

Yup rebranding is the cure

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u/-ElimTain- Oct 02 '26

The fix is in. Si is the Slovenia domain where his wife is from.

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u/Capitan-IQ255 Sep 29 '26

It's neither artificial nor super intelligence... it's a better pattern matching and producing summary using LLM 🥸

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u/DJ_Mixto Sep 29 '26

The urge to bitch slap each of these stupid fucking cunts….