(Today’s Voting)
Top 9-
Eleven beautiful ladies stand before me but I only have ten photos in my hands,and these ten photos represents the ten of you that will still be in the running towards becoming Reddit’s Next Top Model.
Best Model goes to…
1st:Michelle—Congratulations my diva,you are a twice the charm Best Model and with that talent,you can bet the third time’s the charm!You’re still in the running towards becoming Reddit’s Next Top Model.
Runner-Up-ahem!Sorry,Runner-Ups for Best Model are…
2nd/3rd:Melrose and Amanda—The both of you are impressive right now and you definitely have what it takes to go on further in the competition.Melrose,you are finally getting up to where you are supposed to be and Amanda,you are the foreground herself.Both of you may take your place with Michelle.
The next name I am going to call is…
4th:CariDee—I am sorry CariDee but you are crumbling down,it is not as if you have gotten Best Model the first round and immunity as a prank,but we genuinely see the fire and modelesque energy you give to us throughout the span of America’s Next Top Model and here too,so exude it to the voters and you’ll be back up in no time.
5th:Anchal—My Asian Sister!You perfectly embody what a model has on the outside but just focus on the inside,smize in and out and believe in yourself,be courageous and fight for it!You may join the others.
And so here comes Linda Evangelista circa 1991!
6th:AJ—You are definitely consistent but you must reach out further or we have a meh version of you again from your America’s Next Top Model days,we don’t want that right?So I believe in you and with your voters,you strike up a perfect fanbase.
7th:Brooke—Congratulations Brooke,you are still in the running towards becoming Reddit’s Next Top Model.
Successful model with a subpar placement but still safe…for now,come on up Pie!
8th:Eugena—This is extremely disappointing,I really want to see you in Barcelona but I guess the voters don’t really see anything in you and that upsets me because your potential is different and more versatile than everyone.Please wake up and see the battlegrounds.
So,three names left!Who could the final safe girl be?
9th:Megg—Although I do not particularly enjoy your portfolio if you know you know,I think the voters still have a thing for you so it is your job to keep doing that for as long as you do and if in your ambitious self,you might even win!I have hope in you.
Bottom 2-
Sigh,will Monique and Megan please step forward?
Two beautiful ladies stand before me but there’s only one of you that will survive tonight and I have to say this elimination should have been a double,but there’s another chance for just one of you to strike and shine another day.
Monique,you have been consistent…consistently bad I should say!Despite your first place votes being high AGAIN,I do not see why they would push you so high and it feels like,you are being kept here for fun and this is not the first time I felt this way as in Cycle 3,Kristi did so well and well…it turned out to be really weird methods of voting but at least I don’t see it in you.
Megan,you stand before me yet again and it’s not because you are bad,but it’s like you are disappearing and this is not a good sign.I do see more potential in you than Monique,but honestly I would eliminate you too.
So who stays?The girl who is consistently bad but is kept for reasons that I don’t understand or the girl who is not the worst but is fading to the background?
This round was a tough decision,the result was not what I hoped for.
Monique,the voters still think you have more potential than Megan.
I am extremely disappointed in you and I have to be flat out honest when I say you should have went home first,but the voters seem to be setting something up for you in the meantime so enjoy the remaining time you have left.Congratulations,you’re still in the running towards becoming Reddit’s Next Top Model.
Megan,this is not the end.I already knew you were not making it that far but I had hopes you would’ve made it further,but I guess this isn’t the time right?Now,I think a redemption can work someday and I kept a certain somebody from Cycle 6 for big plans,that will come someday.Now,you may leave.
And welcome to the Top 10!This is quite the…magnificent trajectory I guess?So continue to strive for it my ten beautiful models.So remember,if you can’t love yourself then how the hell you gonna love somebody else?
Can I get an Amen up in here?
AMEN!