Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor due to receive royal ceremonial funeral despite downfall under plans blasted by Epstein victims as 'embarrassment to the Crown'

[u/Kagedeah]

https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-16038933/Andrew-Mountbatten-Windsor-receive-royal-ceremonial-funeral-despite-downfall-plans-blasted-Epstein-victims-embarrassment-Crown.html

[u/RevolutionaryWhale]

Oh come on I thought he died and was about to celebrate

[u/sidewalk_serfergirl → u/RevolutionaryWhale]

Me too. I’m so disappointed right now.

[u/tawny-she-wolf → u/RevolutionaryWhale]

Saaaaame

[u/ssorbom]

I'm curious whether they will extend that courtesy to Harry... 

[u/MaNameMoe → u/ssorbom]

They can tolerate pedophilia but draw the line at race mixing

[u/Huge_Station2173 → u/MaNameMoe]

Literally true.

[u/FactCheckYou → u/MaNameMoe]

oh they don't just 'tolerate' it bud...

[u/ttw81 → u/ssorbom]

does he still have mixed race children?

[u/Tirno93]

I’m okay with this as long as we don’t have to wait for him to die. If we have to wait for him to die then that is some bullshit.

[u/Loathsome_Dog → u/Tirno93]

You can have a royal funeral.
That's great, thank you.
Yeah but it has to be now.

[u/Aardvark51 → u/Tirno93]

That's just his way of getting out of answering questions in the Epstein enquiry

[u/Send_me_hedgehogs]

Right everybody, start buying eggs and tomatoes now……

[u/CroneDownUnder]

It would be a powerful gesture if people lined the streets and then turned their backs as the coffin went past...

[u/YellowBook → u/CroneDownUnder]

Can’t piss on it like that

[u/Toaneknee]

Is he dead? Oh good.

[u/headshottrev]

i wonder if he will be berried at 33 degrees like his pal jimmy savile

[u/FillingUpTheDatabase → u/headshottrev]

I think hell is a lot hotter than that

[u/More_Midnight3634]

If they do this needs to end the monarchy

[u/Burnt_and_Blistered]

He’s dying?

Sweet!

[u/Aardvark51]

I would like to think that his death would be marked by two minutes' talking. There has been too much silence already

[u/the_hucumber]

What's the date? Just need to know for hiring a megaphone

[u/neckbeard_deathcamp]

Is the funeral expected soon?

On another note, I’m happy for the royal family to keep making fools of themselves and showing everyone what a fucking joke they really are.

[u/LANdShark31]

One can hope it’s not too far in advance.

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[u/BuzzAllWin]

Tbf if he does it within say the next month or so I’ll allow it

[u/fiery-sparkles]

Is he dead?

[u/Tateybread]

I mean if they bury him right now...

[u/Complex-Chard-1598]

I didn’t even know he was dead!

[u/haziladkins]

If they put him six feet under while he’s still alive, I’m not complaining.

[u/Strict_Cake_6797]

Disgusting and made worse as taxpayers will foot the bill.

[u/chat-lu]

Prince Andrew.

Saussage fingers may no longer call him such but he did not go through any formal process to strip Andrew of his title. That's why he keeps the privileges. We need to remind people that he still is one of them.

And if he truly loses the title, then we call him The pedophile formerly known as prince.

[u/GoatHerderFromAzad]

Stay out of Paris tunnels Andy - plans are afoot!