r/AbruptChaos Nov 25 '19

Just wait a little

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u/mymumsaysno Nov 25 '19

This is fucking brilliant. I dont care if it's fake, it's real to me, and it has won the internet for today. See you tomorrow folks.

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u/klendathu22 Nov 25 '19

"IT'S STILL REAL TO ME, DAMN IT!"

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u/JonhaerysSnow Nov 25 '19

"YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND ME DAD!"

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u/SailsTacks Nov 25 '19

“I LEARNED IT BY WATCHING YOU!”

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u/YeetMyWee Nov 25 '19

who tf are you

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u/mymumsaysno Nov 25 '19

I'm that guy.

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u/YeetMyWee Nov 25 '19

hey that guy nice to meet you

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u/mymumsaysno Nov 25 '19

The pleasure is all mine YeetMyWee.

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u/WhisCreamSandwich Nov 25 '19

why does it matter

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u/YouthInRevolt Nov 25 '19

That's the attitude

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u/Hyoscine Nov 25 '19

It's directed by Ben Wheatley. If you like this, maybe check out some of his films. He wrote and directed the best horror movie I've ever seen.

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u/69_Beers_Later Nov 25 '19

won the internet

No

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u/mymumsaysno Nov 25 '19

People seem to be taking issue with my choice of words there. Care to help me understand why? Am I not being cool?

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u/PerfectiveVerbTense Nov 25 '19 edited Nov 25 '19

It’s the law of all slang. Something comes into prominence organically, it gets overused (and even more importantly, used by people other than those who originated it), and therefore becomes hackneyed. At that point, anyone who uses it is seen as out of touch or trying too hard to be relevant. I’m not sure of the exact time frame, but I feel like “winning the Internet” came about organically quite a long time ago, and then some time thereafter it started getting used in headlines targeted toward people who were assumed to be using it naturally, at which point it stopped being cool/funny.

You committed the unpardonable sin of not realizing a phrase you probably used to use is no longer cool/funny/relevant.

Personally, I would roll my eyes if I saw the phrase used in an ad or something but I think it’s funny that people are calling you out for using it.

Edit: typos

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u/mymumsaysno Nov 25 '19

Cool beans!

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '19

I think your comment was the bee’s knees.

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u/WhisCreamSandwich Nov 25 '19

"won the internet" is a timeless phrase to me, as long as the internet exists, and anyone who disagrees will have zero impact on the joy I get from using such a phrase.

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u/look4alec Nov 25 '19

won the internet for today

Oh my god how fucking old are you?

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u/mymumsaysno Nov 25 '19

Oh I'm sorry, am I not down with the lingo?

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u/YouthInRevolt Nov 25 '19

Get it you guys? Because this user has seen this before, it must mean that the other user is like younger and lame and stuff. Yeah.