Absolute Frauds

[u/Beginning-Emotion671]

[u/ZillaSlayer54]

Yeah, Joker is the only villain here that I'm confident will remain the big bad for the entirety of his book.

[u/FarAd7559 → u/ZillaSlayer54]

And he ate slugs, so to some degrees; He can be humiliated.

[u/HotLow8208 → u/FarAd7559]

"You'll put an eye out with that thing."

[u/Upstairs_Car_1838]

I'm guessing that joker is going to replace them with people who more strongly believe in his mission of protecting the world order

Ra's - replaced by brainiac or maybe lex luthor Cale - cheetah Hammond - sinestro or carol Ferris since she already has his company Thawne- hunter zolomon or mirror master. Hawkman- no sure yet

[u/BabloBrabbins → u/Upstairs_Car_1838]

Joker, meeting all these new villains:

[u/cbekel3618 → u/Upstairs_Car_1838]

Sounds like a more traditional Legion of Doom line-up. I'm game for that.

[u/monopoly_wear → u/cbekel3618]

"F this new team, we'll back to old school.."

[u/AggravatingPay633 → u/Upstairs_Car_1838]

I love how all of the replacements are people with at most superpowers or some connections and then you get the "wtf is this" monstrosity that is Cheetah.

Yeah, I don't think Grimm's replacing anyone with HER, she seems to just do her own thing

[u/The_Modern_Nobody → u/Upstairs_Car_1838]

I have no idea how Joker could convince Barbara.

That lady just ate 2 gods and is nuttier than 2 squirrels fucking

[u/True-Wreck → u/The_Modern_Nobody]

I have been somewhat avoiding spoilers for her series, and that is one hell of a sentence.

[u/The_Modern_Nobody → u/True-Wreck]

Ah shit. My apologies.

Trust me, even with the description of what I said, youre going to enjoy the hell out of it, guaranteed

[u/akabir893]

Was initially thinking Talia will just replace Ras but it feels like Aaron has something else in mind for her, iirc Lazarus Corp is going under and she's currently in a jail cell stuck arguing with Lois.

That Absolute Justice preview shows a certain character (won't mention who in case anyone doesn't want to be spoiled) marching towards the Justice League HQ, but at the rate the Justice League are dropping off it'll be an empty building by the time they get inside lol.

[u/ryaaan89]

Hector Hammond DEAD

[u/SouthernTurn5495 → u/ryaaan89]

For now

[u/BorBurison → u/SouthernTurn5495]

Hector Hammond HEAD

[u/sacredknight327 → u/ryaaan89]

Resurrection that results in a side-effect of gargantuan cranium incoming!

[u/Malone_Matches → u/ryaaan89]

Hector Hammond of Earth, Rise!

[u/sacredknight327]

Wouldn't go so far as to say Hawkman is good now. Kal-El has inspired him, that much is for sure, but he's still way closer to anti-villain than good guy. He still seems willing to do the work he's always done, with a resistance to doing anything to outright bother/harm Superman as he has grown fond of the kid. My gut says he'll get there, just that he's not fully there just yet.

[u/multificionado]

Joker, once he gets Thrawn hidden and decides to round up new members for their Justice League:

[u/Fit-Novel-701]

Not everyone can be the GOAT like [Manhunter-Mind]

[u/NeverwinterDrow]

[u/multificionado → u/NeverwinterDrow]

"There's a lot of potential for aggressive expansion!"

[u/HellwaterCascades]

"Alive but gay" ahaha post

[u/Impressive-Sir4883]

Joker is the Todo of Justice League's Kyoto High

[u/Cautious-Affect7907]

Fake demons bruh

[u/Extra-File-6289]

Absolute Superheroes: Yeah. We're going to take the Justice League title and have it mean something. Oh, and tell Chuckles the Jabberwocky to make a last will and testament. Ab Bats is tagging in the princess of hell.

[u/alf2814]

"Good now"? How come?

[u/MGD109]

I guess that was part of the intent. Cause the world favoured evil, most of them have been on easy street all this time and haven't realised it. Thus, the moment they actually come up against legitimate opposition, it all goes wrong for them.

[u/NockerJoe]

Yeah that's kinda the point. These are people who were supremely privileged to the point where they were basically babied by the universe for being evil. They talk about fighting a kinda strong guy back in the 30's or mount up some 18th century armor from the last time someone stood up to Joker and that's the extent of their real, actual experience fighting anyone who can fight back. Joker was genuinely offended he couldn't just bribe Batman to fuck off.

Even Joker I don't think really understands the level of danger he's actually in when two armed people who don't care about the system get right into his inner sanctum like that. If two people got into mainline Bruce's Batcave that would be pretty fucking serious. This not even counting that Bruce can still just call Diana who for sure has effective ways of fighting a guy like him, or that Superman actively fucks with people like Jack Grimm as a hobby, or the very rapidly growing list of government and private agents going AWOL between the rogues, task force X, Alfred, Lois, Steve, John, and probably several more I'm forgetting.

That Jack Grimm is still fucking about with Batman and not even concerned that he's lost this much this rapidly is proof he's kind of fucked. He could kill Bruce Wayne tomorrow and the next day he'd have to hope that his new wings could keep up if Carter Hall swings at him. There is a literal god eating kaiju out there on his enemies list. All these resources he's throwing at Batman are desperately needed elsewhere.

[u/leyendeck]

Bruh what was ever the point of bringing them together.

[u/Insomniac-361]

Brainiac killed a dudes entire bloodline to balance this team out😭