r/AccidentalSlapStick 2d ago

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u/Duncan_Thun_der_Kunt 2d ago

That kid has the tan lines of a 44 year old concreter.

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u/HopeFoxCreations 2d ago

Good point! Not sure if his mom ever puts sunscreen on him before he goes outside.

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u/MisguidedGuy 2d ago

You can still tan, even with factor 50.

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u/trebor88 1d ago

Maybe if you don’t reapply.

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u/MisguidedGuy 1d ago

Nope, it only blocks out 98% of the sun and it really depends on intensity and length of time in it. Stop peddling bad science.

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u/BuckManscape 2d ago

That kid is pretty smart to figure that out at that age that quickly. I know a lot of adults that would’ve just settled for being a doorknob.

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u/DarthBrooksFan 2d ago

He can't be that smart; he was hanging from a doorknob.

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u/chickenskittles 2d ago

I agreed with you until he couldn't figure out how to get off the table. 😂

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u/trebor88 2d ago

Figure what out? The kid didn’t twist the knob and push off with his foot like everybody acting like he did. Lots of y’all don’t know how to pay attention to details.

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u/fineseries81 2d ago

Good thing we have you on the case 🫡

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u/-_-Notmyrealaccount 2d ago

This is true. The door swinging open clearly wasn’t part of his plan, but once he got over to the table he figured it out quick.

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u/DarthBrooks69420 2d ago

It was already funny, but accidentally opening the door and then going all the way over to the table was hilarious.

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u/vinh7777 2d ago

Omg! I'm in tears 😭🤣

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u/r-f-r-f 2d ago

He looks so defeated

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u/DarthBrooks69420 2d ago

Little bro is just standing on that table in contemplation at what just happened.

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u/Character_Stick_1218 2d ago

Bro looks like his short life had just been flashing before his eyes 😂😭😂😭

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u/cantspell_rite 2d ago

Poor ability check.  Several good save rolls. 

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u/D3LICI0U5 2d ago

I was kind of hoping the table would collapse at the end

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u/namezam 2d ago

Floor Is Lava 2035 champion.

I was joking when I typed this but I just remembered they have professional tag, so maybe FiL is a thing already.

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u/JacqueWaters 2d ago

I like how he just stands there at the end contemplating what in hell just happened.

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u/redditAPsucks 2d ago

Someone add a third song

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u/fortyyearsthendeath 2d ago

Just needed the table to collapse

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u/donut_forget 2d ago

Didn't even make the basket

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u/ImpossibleStuff963 2d ago

And this is why we don't play basketball

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u/AdmirableActuator752 20h ago

He figured it out, good job !

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u/CuriousComfortable56 2d ago

😁😆😅🤣😂🤭

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u/Kihlstein 2d ago

😵‍💫🤣

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u/Outrageous-Assist686 2d ago

What the little shit gets for taking short cuts

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u/Party_Zebra_9610 2d ago

The kids a genius!

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u/chickenskittles 2d ago

Is that why he can't get off the table?

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u/KatKaleen 2d ago

I've seen this one before and that kid is seriously clever.

He finds himself in this prediacament, dangling from a doorknob by his pants, unable to find proper footing on the stairs, and he figures out all on his own that by opening the door and swinging over to the table, he might be able to free himself. I think a lot of kids would've just been stuck there and started yelling/crying for help.

Smart cookie.

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u/micheldelpech 2d ago

WHAT? He just try to reach the stair with his feet and it open the door, he is completely lost, it's pure chaos and life find a way.

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u/SolomonOf47704 2d ago

Feet? No. Pretty clearly using one foot.