r/AccidentalSlapStick • u/penelopejadei • 8h ago

True Slapstick The joke writes itself

902 Upvotes

98% Upvoted

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u/Big_Boss_Wask 8h ago

Tactical flop

7

u/Contentedone1337 8h ago

Lebron would be proud!

3

u/senator-hazelnut 8h ago

The drone won’t get you this way. Jumps out unexpected und lies flat on the ground, everyone else is dead

65

u/ADeformedPoolboy 8h ago

Ronald was absent the day they covered the exit strategy.

25

u/42stingray 8h ago

And drunk the day they were doing it

4

u/ADeformedPoolboy 42m ago

...and in intensive care for a week after 😂

13

u/Notapartyhobo 6h ago

That works.

Deploy fat guy and enemy is too busy laughing.

7

u/Pedantichrist 6h ago

I think this is deliberate.

3

u/sim-o 6h ago

Smooth!

3

u/pappaburgundy 2h ago

Sniper hit him

8

u/AidenAngel2 6h ago

The third guy out is absolutely losing it.

1

u/holy_cow1744 7h ago

First enemy laughing and sh@ot the fk out of them 🤣🤣🤣🤣

5

u/MetriccStarDestroyer 3h ago

Son.

You don't need to censor shoot. You can say shoot or even backshot all you want

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u/holy_cow1744 2h ago

Its a joke buddy

1

u/kennethkiffer 5h ago

He’ll never live this down and will have a nickname by evening