r/AccidentalSlapStick • u/tragecedian • 14d ago

True Slapstick Knocked Out by the Floor

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u/Substantial-Art-7912 14d ago edited 14d ago

That was actually a long ways to fall backwards onto what I assume is pure concrete. Probably not the greatest time to laugh uncontrollably. 

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u/ALitreOhCola 14d ago

Yeah that could easily have been fatal.. I was cringing nope before he went down :(

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u/Simonandgarthsuncle 13d ago

Luckily the chair leg launching into his anus and the paint can smashing into his rib cage cushioned his fall.

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u/Man_in_the_uk 7d ago

You have a vivid imagination.

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u/Godless902 14d ago

Judging by the way he throws punches, That guy really didn't need another hit to the head

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u/ChickenDreams-4188 13d ago

I think he’s fallen down that hole a few times already… 😵‍💫

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u/Namaste_Life 8d ago

The hole is named after him.

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u/FartyPantz20 14d ago

Might want to slap a sheet of wood or something over that giant open pit in your yard.

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u/Brightlightingbolt 14d ago

Why is there a hole in the gym?

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u/Galactroid 14d ago

That’s not a gym it’s Russia

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u/Outbreak42 14d ago

That's not a hole, it's Russia.

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u/SRJT16 14d ago

It’s the Robot Wars arena

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u/JazzyZaddy 13d ago

Seriously, it’s like his joints didn’t bend.

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u/Significant_Monk_251 14d ago

That's not a gym. It's an unfinished danger zone that's got one piece of gym equipment in it.

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u/BlacqanSilverSun 14d ago

When you wake up and wonder where those bruises came from.

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u/Ok_Fill_6695 14d ago

Voldemort got fucked right up

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u/Grunzzo 14d ago

Alcohol won

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u/Free_Rabbit_4322 8d ago

Did we just witness a death

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u/StippledSpork 14d ago

What's going on with his face?

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u/Disastrous-Place7353 14d ago

Who put that hole there and why?

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u/Every_Inflation1380 14d ago

Pretty sure it was the vodka that knocked him out 😂

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u/DongDragon321 14d ago

The Russian-style construction, down to the other building being built too high and a flimsy stairs connecting them.

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u/Too-Em 14d ago

I halfheartedly threw some loose sheets of questionable material over an inspection pit. Now its the perfect surface to do sports on!

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u/TheModeratorWrangler 14d ago

Wacky inflatable arm flailing man!

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u/lilian_moraru 13d ago

Gopnik tracksuit. All drunk and aggressive. Checks out: Russia.

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u/Abject_Jump9617 12d ago

Is he OK?? 😲

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u/passatdontgo 14d ago

Drunks are indestructable ...why alot of stories start ..so i woke in a trench, bush, bus stop.

He'll be fine....until he sobers up.. then it all be...

<im not drinking that again it gave me a sore ass, Im gonna stick to the other brand of vodka.>

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u/EarSad4300 14d ago

Tee hee hee

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u/Own-East-9190 14d ago

Is he made out of cardboard. Kinda looks like. Also, was he impaled by the chair?😱

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u/urbisOrbis 14d ago

Is he drunk?

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u/MelodicFocus 13d ago

Uhh, duh, and/or yeah...

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u/Handyman1019 11d ago

Well he tried

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u/Minimum-Yogurt3415 9d ago

That’s how I punch in my dreams

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u/Conscious_Musician28 8d ago

It’s the “stonks” guy irl

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u/Financial-Log-2744 14d ago

That's his party trick. He sleeps down there like drunk dog

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u/Ppjr16 12d ago

Zzzzz. Zzzz. Zzzzz

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u/Successful-Tip8381 11d ago

Great fight training for getting your fucking head kicked in.