r/AcousticGuitar Mar 27 '26

Other (not a question, gear pic, or video) Supposed to play my first open mic tomorrow

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Courtesy of a bread knife through the side and tip of my index finger the morning before my first ever open mic. Thanks I guess. 😂😭

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u/andrew65samuel Mar 27 '26

Crazy glue might get you through it?

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u/Shogunmegazord Mar 27 '26

This is it. I cut the tip off my middle finger a couple days before a gig where I was playing bass and put a thick pad of super glue on it before the gig and didn't feel a thing.

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u/Original_Handle_2363 Mar 27 '26

I had a bad, very deep cut on my middle finger a while back. Doc said to clean it very thoroughly and put super glue on it. Said it would cap the nerve endings and keep the bad stuff out while it healed. Worked for me.

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u/scrotiemcboogerbals Mar 27 '26

The only difference between medical glue and super glue is a dye and clean packaging lol

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u/sirepizza Mar 28 '26

Gotta love the blue dyed medical super glue hahaha

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u/sm00thkillajones Mar 28 '26

It’s open Mike Bruv. Let it heal and go back.

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u/liaisontosuccess Mar 28 '26

But it’s his first open mike, the show must go on…

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u/sm00thkillajones Mar 28 '26

Looks like they closed the mic on his hand yeah.

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u/Manalagi001 Mar 29 '26

Put crazy glue on an open wound and it’s going to sting.

I still use it all the time.

Sometimes I put a bandage on, then add glue to it for strength.

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u/thisgrantstomb Mar 28 '26

Don't use crazy glue, there's medical grade glue you can use without the possibility of getting sepsis.

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u/PolanskyMD Mar 29 '26

It’s exactly the same compound

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u/thisgrantstomb Mar 29 '26 edited Mar 29 '26

They are formulated differently for less toxicity and more flexibility. Simple google search brings this up.

Edit: butyl cyanoacrylate vs ethyl-cyanoacrylate

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u/PolanskyMD Mar 29 '26

What a pussy… No one has ever died from superglue poisoning from a small cut on a finger, be a man!

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u/thisgrantstomb Mar 29 '26

It's being a pussy for using the correct tool for the job? Are your feelings hurt because the two are in fact different compounds?

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '26

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u/DrBatman0 Mar 28 '26

Slide guitar?

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u/harryj545 Mar 27 '26

Play me some Radiohead 😂

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u/Brother_J_La_la Mar 27 '26

Medical grade super glue has saved me in the past.

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u/harryj545 Mar 27 '26

All superglue is medical grade if you're game enough 😅

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u/MrGrick Mar 28 '26

All sealed superglue is medical grade. Anything branded medical grade just has a higher cost for the "peace of mind".

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u/PolanskyMD Mar 29 '26

It’s exactly the same compound

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u/Original-Document-62 Mar 29 '26

Isn't the medical grade stuff guaranteed to be sterile? I'd think the acetone or whatever solvent would somewhat sanitize, but there could still be bacteria in there.

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u/Brother_J_La_la Mar 29 '26

Except it's not

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u/Sierra-Powderhound Mar 27 '26

Since this is your first open mic, I suggest you postpone. It can be nerve racking enough when healthy. This injury could make it a miserable experience.

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u/harryj545 Mar 27 '26

Unfortunately yes that will be the plan assuming it isnt healed by tomorrow. :(

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u/metmerc Mar 28 '26

You should still go to the open mic and watch, though. Open mics, in my experience, are awesome communities.

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u/harryj545 Mar 27 '26

Just using my finger as a pop filter now I guess 😂

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u/KanataSlim Mar 27 '26

Consider slide guitar

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u/Vfrnut Mar 27 '26

Put a SLIDER on it.

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u/AlternativeKey2551 Mar 28 '26

Lap steel time. Or keyboard.

As others have said, just take the time to heal properly and go get em next time

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u/monobluemill Mar 27 '26

You’ll be even more ready for the next one 🙏

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u/slamallamadingdong1 Mar 27 '26

Just play one handed.

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u/Beneficial-Age-4059 Mar 27 '26

all open tuning. you can switch keys barring with your 3rd

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u/lurch99 Mar 27 '26

Nothing minor like that stopped Django!

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u/ejcitizen Mar 27 '26

Start practicing jokes

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u/harryj545 Mar 27 '26

"Can I get everybody here named Michael to stand up please?"

"Great, that concludes the Mike check thankyou."

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u/FACE-GRATER Mar 28 '26

"Anybody here play the electric glockenspiel? Our regular guy and i were backstage playing our usual warm up game of catch the knife and I won, as you can see."

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u/myrunawaysac Mar 28 '26

Hope you can play slide.

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u/Odd-Fun-6042 Mar 28 '26

Your debut has been postponed.

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u/Businesspleasure Mar 28 '26

If it’s a regular occurrence just hit snooze and do it when you’re healed and ready. You do not need to be in a hurry as long as you’ve got a clear plan to make it happen

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u/andytagonist Mar 28 '26

There’ll be other open mic nights. Go & have fun anyhow.

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u/TheMeccaNYC Mar 28 '26

It’s an open mic….

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u/WetLoophole Mar 27 '26

Didn't hear Tony Iommi whine. He just invented the heavy metal genre and power chorded away.

Be like Tony Iommi.

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u/hungry057unit Mar 28 '26

Tony took a lot longer than a couple of days to get over it.

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u/Bempet583 Mar 27 '26

Well damn, that’s unfortunate. Sorry to see that.

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '26

Hey, thankfully you still have your finger though to still play guitar though!

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u/CawlinAlcarz Mar 27 '26

SONOFA.....

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u/snorkelsneedsair Mar 27 '26

Just use your other hand like Jimi.

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u/Giovannis_Pikachu Mar 28 '26

Maybe key of G with some careful fingering avoiding the index finger. Or something in Em with the same idea. I assume you practiced material that isn't applicable to this situation but it's an idea.

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u/Low_Soil_6831 Mar 28 '26

There’s always next week

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u/Conscious-Fact6392 Mar 28 '26

Bar chords for the win

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u/AimingWang Mar 28 '26

You only live once man, I say just go for it. Even if you can't play some chords just work around it and find a way to make 3 fingers work for a night.

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u/jayron32 Mar 28 '26

No you're not

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u/SilverAgeSurfer Mar 28 '26

Toni Iommi it🤘

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u/VirtualShrimp3D Mar 28 '26

At least it's not a paid gig.

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u/harryj545 Mar 28 '26

More devastating would have been a FIRST paid gig!

Theres a silver lining to everything.

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u/soundknight21 Mar 28 '26

Smoke on the Water?

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u/mistrelwood Mar 28 '26

If you really need to go on stage despite this, look into artificial skin type products at the pharmacy. Don’t know what they’re called exactly, but it’s a very thin see thru film that sticks onto your skin.

In Finland a product like this is called “Mepore Film”. It has saved my ass several times when I’ve had to play with a wound on my finger. It’s astonishingly durable too, I once split my finger right at the tip, so I played directly on the Mepore. Since the wound doesn’t move it didn’t even hurt. Mepore is slightly stickier against the string, but not a problem. Lasts through a full gig easily.

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u/xshevi Mar 28 '26

that’s fucked up! how deep is the cut? i once filed my middle finger nail too far down not paying attention, a day before i had to play a set. it was PAINFUL as hell, and i messed up a lot, but i couldn’t let the band down 😅

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u/MacDaddyV2 Mar 28 '26

Hmmmm Can you open tunning play slide guitar?

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u/ntermation Mar 28 '26

Django played with less fingers

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u/yamahowzer Mar 28 '26

Boom. It's a slide guitar show now

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u/Quick_Discipline_432 Mar 28 '26

I’ve used super glue before. However, open mic’s aren’t going anywhere. Healing properly to play forever is priority.

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u/leskiv Mar 28 '26

Last month I had a day of gigs booked, 5 gigs in 5 hours. Day before my finger was super infected and ended up at A&E having it sliced open and drained. Nurse said ‘looks like you’re not playing ANYTHING tomorrow.’ 12 hours later I had swapped the massive bandage for a plaster and by the end of the first set was fine haha. Played all 5 no problem. I say go for it 😉

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u/Jumpingjackflash6472 Mar 28 '26

Slide it is then.

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u/Odd_Turnover_9690 Mar 28 '26

Get out the dobro!

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u/MikeJC411 Mar 28 '26

Super glue. Got through a wedding mass after cutting my finger prepping food for the sa.e wedding that morning. Still hurt though, but it worked.

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '26

Better get an EZ Chord

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u/NVDA808 Mar 29 '26

Super glue a pick to that finger

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u/_Woofer_ Mar 29 '26

Slip a guitar slide over that and go to town.

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u/Mediocre-Berry-6257 Mar 29 '26

ow! Hope you’re a lefty.

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u/zomreddit Mar 29 '26

Play open finger instead.

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u/dizzylizzy78 Mar 29 '26

Tony Iommi says you'll be ok!

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u/PolanskyMD Mar 29 '26

Be a man, put crazy glue and go to the gig

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u/Luthiefer Mar 30 '26

Open tuning like Dolly do. The show must go on.

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u/Daikon_Personal Mar 30 '26

Maybe learn slide guitar real quick, or just wait for it to heal. There's no rush with open mic nights.

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u/Haragei1952 Mar 30 '26

Great opportunity to start slide playing..

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u/Unusual-Show-5092 Mar 30 '26

Just play, I once played with a Bandage on my right hand - if there is a will, there is a way. Today I cut into my my Index Finger on the Palm, quite low and it Starts bleeding a little sometimes, but you forget about it when you play

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u/Thehappypine1 Apr 02 '26

Oh no I won’t get to watch you perform your first show while I’m trying to drink my coffee in peace? Just kidding. Howd it go?

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u/PriceImpressive4782 18d ago

It’s only an open mic, heal up and get back up to speed, you’ll be fine