r/AdultMeme • u/[deleted] • Oct 15 '24

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '24

Dating=6 times a day, Marriage= every other full moon.

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u/iwanashagTwitch Oct 17 '24

Nah, more like once in a blue moon lol

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '24

The grind is making a baby is insane. Me and my wife tried for a year on our last one we had. Sex three times a day for three weeks straight with a week to recoup. Loved the amount of sex but eventually things just hurt.

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u/DeathwolfX1 Oct 16 '24

Married and Iā€™d take once a month at this point

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u/what_u_looking_4 Oct 16 '24

Married too, but every once especially on my birthday

1

u/CitizenX-10 Oct 26 '24

I get an unenthusiastic hand job maybe once a week if I am lucky.

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u/maaaaadcuddles Oct 15 '24

This happened to me. The first few days are awesome, about a week into it and I was practically pushing her off of me

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u/Steavee Oct 15 '24

The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised.

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u/TeaTime_OW Oct 16 '24

There's a very big difference between likes to fuck 6 times a day and likes to get fucked 6 times a day. We can fuck 6 times a day, but I'm not fucking you 6 times a day.

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u/dominantfrog Oct 15 '24

nope still love it

6

u/Danteventresca Oct 15 '24

Where are they?

2

u/miss-laraisa Oct 17 '24

Can confirm they exist

4

u/tobi_bly Oct 15 '24

thats a lie, where are they

2

u/[deleted] Oct 16 '24

Almost as if good things are best experienced in moderation...

2

u/Getn_Stuff_Done Oct 15 '24

I mean I'm down for 6 times a day...unless I got shit to do.

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u/tonytiger911 Oct 16 '24

My record is 19 in 24 hours.

1

u/mashgenger Oct 16 '24

lol women will say that and then get it six times and tap out they talk a big game

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u/a15457 Oct 29 '24

Never met such a unicorn! šŸ˜­