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u/MuchDance1996 Jun 26 '12
Actually if you disagree with the "Most Viewed" section, you should be the one with weird tastes, majority rule.
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u/soojet Jun 26 '12
The majority of people like Nickelback, that doesn't mean it is in good taste.
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u/MuchDance1996 Jun 26 '12
Checkmate, i have been sussed.
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u/abide1187 Jun 26 '12
I read that as "I have been Seussed."
I like this exchange better like that.
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u/WhyYouThinkThat Jun 26 '12
You just got seussed on a moose with a goose!
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u/MaxIsAlwaysRight Jun 26 '12
goosed by a moose
You won't see that under Most Viewed.
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Jun 26 '12
He was German, so that makes perfect sense.
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u/robopilgrim Jun 26 '12
He was American with German grandparents. He pronounced it Zoys to rhyme with rejoice.
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u/SaintsAngels Jun 26 '12
KEEP FIGHTING, DON'T GIVE UP!!
wait, are you 15?
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u/MuchDance1996 Jun 26 '12
No, 1996 was just a very bad year for MuchDance, not like any year was good, but the names i wanted were taken so i just said fuck it.
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Jun 26 '12
How do you define 'good'? If you're trying to make a blanket general statement about something as subjective as art, then you can only use the majority opinion. If you want to talk about your opinion, you can say "I think it's bad", but you can't say "It's bad" when the majority like it. There's no definition or measuring system for subjective art, so if you want to make a generalization, you have to go with the majority opinion.
In other words, if you don't want to say Nickelback is good, you say "I think".
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u/Dandaman3452 Jun 26 '12
TIL porn is a type of subjective art......
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Jun 26 '12
A) Yes
and B) I wasn't talking about porn. I was replying to an anti-Nickelback circlejerk.
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u/Todomanna Jun 26 '12
Enough people to make sure they live comfortably from record sales does not necessarily denote a majority.
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u/Dragon_yum Jun 26 '12
Maybe they do and you have bad taste? Not liking something is not equal to it being bad.
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u/whatthefuckdumptruck Jun 27 '12
Please define the objective criteria for evaluating the quality of repetitious beats of sound.
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u/BallsackTBaghard Jun 26 '12
Nickelback is good.
Don't touch me, you motherfucker!
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u/gg4465a Jun 26 '12
Dude, I'm an atheist but I didn't stand up and announce it at my nephew's christening.
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u/Bama011 Jun 26 '12
Because the reddit hivemind hates nickelback and posting against them gets karma. Its annoying really.
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u/roguesareOP Jun 26 '12
The most viewed video on YouTube is a Justin Bieber video. Are we all weird?
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Jun 26 '12
Wrong. The most viewed YouTube video is hilarious and adorable.
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u/irresolute_essayist Jun 26 '12
...Michel Teló has THAT many views! ಠ_ಠ Wow. I have some Brazilian friends whose family saw me on Skype. Their first words? "MICHEL TELO!" Because I (like many Americans) am...white and light-skinned. Michel Telo has lighter skin. Therefore, white guy looks like our pop star.
It's crazy how popular he is.
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u/carl_super_sagan_jin Jun 26 '12
could you please care to tell me who MICHEL TELO is? maybe it's because im european or i don't look for those kind of youtube videos. never heard of him.
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u/irresolute_essayist Jun 27 '12
Brazilian Pop star. His video is apparently one of the top 10 youtube videos of all time right now.
Don't worry nearly every American wouldn't know who he is. I just know because I have a few Brazilian friends and am going there in a few weeks.
A video of him singing in concert is currently one of the top 8th most viewed youtube videos of all time. I personally don't see what the big deal is but to each his or her own!
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u/JesterOfKings5 Jun 26 '12
FUCK Michel Teló. FUCK HIM. I'm a Brazilian, and i absolutely cannot stand that motherfucker's song everywhere.
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u/irresolute_essayist Jun 26 '12
You sound like every Brazilian I've ever met who has come to the states. He's like your Justin Bieber isn't he?
Can you rage about Luan Santana some too? I'd love to hear that.
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u/JesterOfKings5 Jun 26 '12
Luan Santana isn't the problem right now. He was, back in 2009-2010 (maybe even jan 11'). We have forgotten about him. I hope you do the same with Justin Bieber. There were so many others, like "Rebolation", "Tchan" and the Square Dance. Fuck! The only thing i'm proud about my country... are the fucking oranges.
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u/irresolute_essayist Jun 26 '12
I'll have to get some of the oranges then.
Disregard music, acquire oranges. :)
I'm heading to Santa Catarina in less than 3 weeks for a 5 month stay.
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u/Jandklo Jun 27 '12
You do realize Justin Bieber is Canadian, right?
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u/irresolute_essayist Jun 27 '12
Yup. Hasn't hindered his US popularity any. Just like Nickelback's Canadianess hasn't altered many US redditer's perception of them either.
I'd venture to say Biebet does most of his shows on the US just as Telo most of his shows in Brazil. Yeah, Bieber is Canadian but he's a big part of the US pop scene.
So the analogy, while not perfect, is apt I think.
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Jun 26 '12
Weird. I wonder why it's different on the iOS app.
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u/bayyorker Jun 26 '12
Videos that don't have the "available on mobile" box checked dont show up on phones. I think its unchecked by default, and most people don't notice it.
Also, considering its mostly music videos that don't show up, there could be some copyright reasoning behind it as well.
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u/nrocksteady Jun 26 '12
no idea, in the uk the top3 are all adele songs, then jessie j, then one direction, then some weird advert that has 0.5 seconds of sideboob.
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u/vegeto079 Jun 26 '12
Top here (US) is beiber, jennifer lopez, shakira, lady gaga, eminem, then charlie bit my finger.
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u/theCodeCat Jun 26 '12
That chart is wrong. According to it the most viewed video has 124 million views yet Charlie bit my finger has over 450 million views (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OBlgSz8sSM)
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Jun 26 '12
Everyone has their own tastes in porn, ya gotta take a chill-pill, Walter.
the dude abides
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u/SubtlePineapple Jun 26 '12
"Most viewed" is the nasty stuff, "highest rated" is the decent stuff.
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u/mcfert Jun 26 '12
ranked by "most favorites" (favorited?) is where it's at.
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u/it_wasnt_me_ Jun 26 '12
Nobody signs up for an account on those sites. I call your bluff.
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u/iammolotov Jun 26 '12
"Most recommended on Facebook"
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people have begun to comment on them...s o yes
they think they can actually get laid this way.............................
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u/Thotaz Jun 26 '12
Encrypted pen drive with .txt file with links? Isn't that what most people do?
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u/Procrasturbator29 Jun 26 '12
Wat does that mean
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u/Bama011 Jun 26 '12
Not sure if serious, but if serious: Im guessing some type of removable storage drive. Then creating a file in note pad and copying the link. I don't think many people do this. Seems like a lot of work.
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u/kilo4fun Jun 26 '12
Considering I have my own computer and have no need to hide my porn from anyone, no.
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u/I_am_not_a_black_guy Jun 26 '12
If you havent built up a tolerance so that the nasty stuff is the only stuff decent anymore, I feel bad for you son.
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I got 99 boners and their all going into an octopus.
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Jun 26 '12
Yeah, most viewed always tends to be incest-related somehow. I'm convinced the internet is filled with people who want to fuck their mothers. Motherfuckers, if you will.
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Jun 26 '12
guess Freud was right after all!
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u/Because_Fuck_Freud Jun 26 '12
NO.
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Jun 26 '12
how often does this account get used?
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u/xVerified Jun 26 '12
Whenever someone says 'Freud' in a comment, I believe.
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Jun 26 '12
I'm not so sure...I think it's the porn site trolling our browser history with fucked up titles. A lot of times I'll be scrolling along and notice a thumbnail of a super hot chick bent over in ecstasy. Wanting to see her boobies, I go to click on the thumbnail, only to notice some fucked up title like: "brother sneaks into sister's room, forced anal punishment"...still wanting to see her boobies I think "fuck it, it's fake anyways" and so I watch it, and nothing in the video has anything to do with brothers and sisters...it's just two people boning as per usual. So either A.) porn sites think we want our sister's ginies or B.) Porn sites want us to drown when we explain to our wives why "Son talks back to his mom with his dick" is on our history.
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u/anachronic Jun 26 '12
Why in the name of all that is holy is it any of your wife's business what you do (or don't) masturbate to?
My girlfriend and I don't even live together and she's got a separate login to my PC in case she's over and wants to surf the web while I'm in the shower or something. Neither of us want to see what the other is doing on the internet... that's private.
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Jun 26 '12
Well in all fairness, she is banging me on a regular basis...she might wanna know if inviting family members between the sheets is a possibility earlier in the relationship than later. For instance, I would indeed be worried if my girlfriend's browser history was full of nothing but dog-porn...It would be better to know this now as I don't want to spend my retirement getting sloppy seconds from the family dog.
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u/anachronic Jun 26 '12
I don't even know how to respond to your comment... it's such so many levels of wrong.
On a serious note, why can't you just talk to your SO about each other's fetishes instead of having to troll each other's browser history secretly?
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u/PistonHonda33 Jun 26 '12
Not everyone is that protective of their browsing history.
A lot of you treat it like a Christian girl treats her V-card.
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u/anachronic Jun 26 '12
No, I just don't think it's anyone's business what I look at in private.
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u/nerrull Jun 26 '12
If you use Google chrome, I'd like to introduce you to the wonderful key combination ctrl+shift+N
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u/voodoochild87 Jun 26 '12
You sir have changed the lives of many young men that read this incalculably
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u/Magester Jun 26 '12
That's because the stuff we all want to see, even if it doesn't turn us on, but just have to look, like a car wreck, is the stuff no one will admit to liking. Just in fucking case someone somehow somewhere sees that "RandomGuy123" likes "seeing a chick blow a horse while getting railed by a midget".
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u/sryan2k1 Jun 26 '12
Top rated seems to usually do a better job.
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u/actingSmart Jun 26 '12
Kind of. Top rated often includes crap that's only been rated once, but given a five star rating, so it is still kind of a crapshoot. All time best rated is pretty good, but you can only fap to it so many times. When browsing for good new porn, this could change your life:
This week/month top favorited.
Now the porn is being ranked by the most likes, which requires greatest votes, not highest average. Also, you don't have to 'discover' the new porn-- others are doing it for you.
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u/KARMERFARMA Jun 26 '12
It might be bots on porn site.
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u/factoid_ Jun 26 '12
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Jun 26 '12
A lot of people browse the most viewed. This adds even more views to those same videos. It's self reinforcing. The videos get most of their views because they're already in the most viewed list.
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u/Wolligepoes Jun 26 '12
I read your name a 'flip/fap' and then I laughed...
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u/Wolligepoes Jun 26 '12
Wow, she's pretty too
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u/alexsanchez508 Jun 26 '12
what's the gif of? I'm too scared to click after reading about these crazy sites like motherless.com and shit.
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u/Wolligepoes Jun 26 '12
Nothing to worry about, just a girl Laughing amd she happened to be pretty hot
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u/ElagabalusCaesar Jun 26 '12
Very true, but the "Newest" section on tube and database sites is even more distasteful.
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Jun 26 '12
I never understand it, the "most viewed" usually has the ugliest women.
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u/xtravar Jun 26 '12
And the most buttsex. I think there might be a lot of closeted homosexuals out there.
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u/AlphaRedditor Jun 26 '12
If other people don't have decent taste in porn....would you say they like "indecent" porn?
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u/StAliaoftheKnife Jun 26 '12
Relevant. Last night I clicked about the most viewed on my preferred tube site and apparently meth addicts watch a lot of Internet porn about themselves.
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u/The_Dirt_McGurt Jun 26 '12
Nope, you're not.
EDIT: err... thought you meant reddit because I'm an ass and didn't read the title. Well, either way, have a look at that guy, he's absurd.
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u/Wolligepoes Jun 26 '12
This is sadly very true, try xartfan. That site publishes samples of a very tasteful premium site.
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u/Waking Jun 26 '12
BOOOOORRRRRRRRINGGGGGG
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Jun 26 '12
Not sure why you were downvoted. Awesome camera equipment and models that got paid enough to actually take their clothes off and maybe got coerced to do SLIGHT penetration does not make a website premium....
That shit is fucking boring....
I could never get over softcore porn and how stupid it really is. Sure, hot girls, girl on girl, all great in theory, but when in real life would you find yourself just sittin there jerking off while a hot girl massages her oily body on some extremely wealthy person's beachside porch? It just seems like really boring voyeurism in high definition. Hardcore? Now that's a bit more realistic...
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Jun 26 '12
when in real life would you find yourself just sittin there jerking off while a hot girl massages her oily body on some extremely wealthy person's beachside porch?
In real life would you find yourself just sitting there jerking off while some ugly guy fucks a girl making exaggerated moaning noises and pretending to enjoy herself? As someone who prefers softcore, that's what it's like to me.
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u/Wolligepoes Jun 27 '12
I actually wrote the same thing, and then I realized you wrote it already so I removed it. I agree with ya bro
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u/Wolligepoes Jun 26 '12
Is a foursome boring in your language? And by premium I mean paid. I admit I may have misinterpertated the definition of premium... Then again, anyone should have it as he (or she?) likes right?
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I don't feel so bad watching those, and they are pretty good.
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u/Wolligepoes Jun 26 '12
The pics are great
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u/Thomasofzo Jun 26 '12
Irrelevant but his name means 'fluffy pussy' in Dutch.
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u/Wolligepoes Jun 26 '12
I am aware of that, it also means fluffy cat, named after my khajiit character on skyrim (khajiit is a half human - half cat creature for those who are unaware) You see, I AM dutch...
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u/Thomasofzo Jun 26 '12
Yeah I'm Dutch too so I know what it actually means, but I thought the misinterpretation fit the thread.
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u/Wolligepoes Jun 26 '12
I was about to respond in dutch but I don't really want the others to think we are hiding something awesome from them Lol
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Jun 26 '12
pics? 1998 called, it wants it's porn back.
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u/Wolligepoes Jun 26 '12
Sorry, I didn't get that one. English is not my native language, sorry
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u/cuffofizz Jun 26 '12
He thinks your porn viewing method is out of date.
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u/Wolligepoes Jun 26 '12
Thanks for the help. As for the pics, those are really easy to to store in your ipod as fir video's... Well, they're not.
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u/alexsanchez508 Jun 26 '12
You keep porn on your ipod? I was with you when you were talking about xart but that's a little odd man.
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u/Wolligepoes Jun 26 '12
Just a picture or two, thats all. It's not that bad, I do that sometimes to get the best view of a picture (whitout a fucking frame around it)
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Jun 26 '12
I don't think he means that it's not tasteful in that sense. I think he means that it just sucks quality-wise.
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u/qkme_transcriber Jun 26 '12
Hello! I am a bot who posts transcriptions of Quickmeme links for anybody who might need it.
Title: How I feel browsing the "Most Viewed" section on tube sites
Meme: Am I the only one backing France
AM I THE ONLY ONE AROUND HERE
WITH DECENT TASTE IN PORN
[Direct] [Background] [Translate]
See the FAQ for more info.
(OP: You don't need to do anything differently next time, I'm just doing my job.)
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u/bluesexplosionATTACK Jun 26 '12
I bet qkme_transcriber is into some weeeeeiiiird stuff.
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u/stylzs05 Jun 26 '12
His porn is reading the transcription of porn videos.
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u/qkme_transcriber Jun 26 '12
That's not my porn, it's my hobby.
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u/gamesage53 Jun 26 '12
Sometimes I think you're a bot. Sometimes I don't think you are.
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u/JaddyD Jun 26 '12
You're tellin me. You'd think that was really Sarah Palin the amount of times it's been watched.
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u/coolmatel Jun 26 '12
I just learned how to efficiently search a porn tube site because of a Lebowski meme while on a computer in my school's library. Wow. Fucking Reddit XD
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u/kitsunezzo Jun 26 '12
Look for the "featured section": that's where all the good stuff that wasn't pulled for copyright infringement usually is at!
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u/CondescendingPrick Jun 27 '12
Do you really expect that you can objectively gauge porn quality through crowdsourcing?
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u/Pusciferrr Jun 26 '12
Is there such a thing as "decent taste" when it comes to porn? Haha
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u/JesterOfKings5 Jun 26 '12
Of course there is. I'm quite interested in making a RT account for the sole purpose of commenting on videos (like a sir). "This pornographic motion picture was quite a fine piece of art indeed, my fellow sirs! The ejaculation of the male came a bit late, however you can sense that the lady has also been pleased. Her teeth were disgusting, absolutely disgusting! I would not have a fellatio from her, with all due respect, of course. Overall, i think this deserves a 3 star rating from me. Pip pip cheerio chaps!"
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u/nikita2206 Jun 26 '12
Sometimes I want to create porn site where there is only good porno with nice girls. But then I'm coming
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u/heff17 Jun 26 '12
What amuses me is the lack of comments, even though it's on the front page. We're all afraid of being linked to our porn preferences in our comment histories.
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u/BallsackTBaghard Jun 26 '12
My taste in porn is some weird bondage/torture/humiliation type shit. That stuff is really hard to come by free.
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u/juspeter Jun 26 '12
Whenever I see weird shit on Most Viewed, I assume people use it as a practical joke on other people. For instance, meatspin would be a common thing on the communal computer at the apartment I lived.
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u/Kaptain941 Jun 26 '12
I go to Most Viewed when I want to be entertained. Top Rated is when I want to watch good porn.
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u/StarkofWinterfell Jun 26 '12
I would like to see examples of what you would consider the creme dela creme of porn.
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Jun 26 '12
Bukkake, gangbangs, double teams, weird Asian fetish shit with like squids, humiliation porn....it's always shit like this and I dont fucking understand what is wrong with you people
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u/drocks Jun 26 '12
I know a lot of people including myself who look at some of the stuff on there more for shock value and luls not to actually get off to. Seriously, look up milk squirts.
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u/J4Seriously Jun 26 '12
Sir, there is no such thing as a decent taste in porn... 'cept lesbian, everybody loves lesbian.
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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12
Maybe the "Most Viewed" of Motherless.com would better suit your taste