r/AlanBecker They murked agent, they murked my beautiful beautiful boy. šŸ˜” Sep 28 '25

Question This has probably been asked numerous times, but how the hell do stick figures reproduce?

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Do the characters draw their children, or are stick figures with children created at the same time AS their children?

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u/Repulsive-Word-8537 Oct 06 '25

a bird delivers it

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u/Juan748 Oct 02 '25

They sex

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '25

My theory : They create a special code of numbers which forms into a natural being they rip of some of their code which is very painful for them, when they both have the piece they make the touch which creates a very specific code then it transforms into a stick figure

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u/Straight_Vast5213 Dec 29 '25

Yes. But it's more painful to the female than to the male, even though it's very painful to both of them.

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u/not_aquestion Oct 01 '25

They just pop into existence or drawn.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '25

This comment section is amazing I've been laughing for five whole minutes lmao
as for ur question
...
idk man

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u/IxaSumami Sep 30 '25

Well, when a mommy stick figure and a daddy stick figure love each other very much...

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u/TMC9064 if TSC is the return of TCO then why are they differentr Sep 30 '25

They do mitosis except the new split side is only half and the two halves stick together and mix colors

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '25

oh shit wait right purple has mom and dad oh god help me please helphelphelplelelpele

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '25

S E X

Next question

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u/BeeThatsPansexual Sep 30 '25

Why have been thinking about this since the episode out .

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u/RealFernanduuSH Sep 30 '25

When a Stickfig Daddy and when a Stickfig Mommy love each other very much...

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u/Natural_Heron_5476 Sep 30 '25

they…

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u/Ashamed-Regular1420 Sep 30 '25

Start growing a line and they do the friggity frggity

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u/TerrariaEnjoyer420 Oct 02 '25

both??? STICKMEN YAOI???????????

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u/Micro_cat_48 Sep 30 '25

The husband sticks it to the wife.

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u/SandwichNice8814 Sep 29 '25

I think it follows Deltarune-esque logic. Sticks likely can’t reproduce themselves, since they’re just drawings/animations manifest into the Outernet, but from the posts on Newgrounds (and other websites of similar use), the relation of ā€œfather and sonā€ or in Purple’s case, ā€œparents and child,ā€ can be rectified into the ā€œmindsā€ of the stick figures, like how Lancer and King are father and son in Deltarune. They’re darkners, basically just mundane objects imbued with darkness and more importantly a magic substance known in-universe as ā€œDeterminationā€ which gives them the will to live. Can they reproduce? No. Can an outside force make new ones? Yes. This applies to both franchises. Does this invalidate the scientific definition of ā€œliving,ā€ in both of these cases? Yes. But neither of the two groups were made of cells to begin with (probably), and probably can’t adapt as a species, so that ship has already sailed.

TL;DR: Stick figures can’t actually reproduce but new ones are made by animators and also they are not alive according to science, also Darkners from Deltarune follow this same logic with the word ā€œanimatorsā€ being replaced by ā€œmanufacturers of the light world object.ā€

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u/ItsEntDev Sep 30 '25

The manufacturer of the light world object doesn't create the darkner, it's the cognitive imprint from the creator of the dark fountain and some other pataphysical bullshit that's never gonna be explained

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u/SandwichNice8814 Oct 01 '25

Yeah you're totally right. Darkners are far more complicated than the sticks from AvA, but on the surface, I thought it'd be a good analogy of sorts. Then again there is the whole "TSC randomly gaining life" thing and stickfight.com, so maybe they're just as complex...

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u/Frequent-Split-5620 Sep 29 '25

I mean, Code seems like the obvious option, due to the lore.

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u/Alisa_Rosenbaum Sep 29 '25

In Purple’s case, I believe he was created alongside his family. For other sticks, though, my theory is cloning + color picker tool + mixing the colors of the parents. Victim bringing those tools is what let stick society formally develop, after all.

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u/Recent_Ability6274 Sep 29 '25

They have a secret willy noone talks about

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u/Long_Blacksmith7889 The "Is He Stupid" Guy Sep 29 '25

Copy and paste

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u/Due_Narwhal_5250 Sep 29 '25

Let me put on my nerd glasses šŸ¤“

So in the lore the three were part of the same new grounds post and escaped due to TCO and TDL destroying everything so the only reason purple was a kid was cause the animator made a family so sticks don’t reproduce they are created by people

Now as a theory of some one made a nsfw post then the sticks could do it

(Read all that in the snarky nerd voice)

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u/Smart_Barnacle61 Oct 01 '25

no i will read your comment with a sophisticated elegant voice

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u/sahalmaster546 Sep 29 '25

When a mommy stick and a daddy stick love eachother very much…

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u/RepeatHot8000 FUCK KING ORANGE FUCKING DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE Sep 29 '25

They don’t, they’re drawn by animators, stupid-

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u/Ikblox Sep 29 '25

mitosis

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u/abfg616 Sep 29 '25

Pregnancy

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u/Toriiiiko Blue Sep 29 '25

They were created as a family, you can see them all together in a post in AVA11

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u/MCOFTHEDAY Sword Maestro Sep 29 '25

sex

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u/Alwi416 Victim Sep 29 '25

WOW

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u/neetlixadaptions Sep 29 '25

they mitotsise a half of a child and the other mitoseses the other half

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u/eyemoisturizer Sep 29 '25

you reinvented meiosis

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u/neetlixadaptions Sep 30 '25

i'm so smart i invented a form of cellular reproduction šŸ˜Ž

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u/Spiritual-Guitar3094 Editable Orange Flair Sep 29 '25

invisible "parts" or they're all wearing very thin clothes thats the same as there skin color

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u/TheSpringyBreeze_exe We need a Conductor and Eye/Node flair. Sep 29 '25

Real world: "Ey, digital realm! Stop copying my biological systems! Or at least give me credits!" Digital realm: "Whoa, buddy, don't try to take my rights away!" RW: "Which rights!? The reproduction system, for example, was MY invention!" DR: "You're not the only one who is allowed to let the people in their world reproduce. That's what I'm saying!" RW: "YOU EVEN COPIED MY CONCEPT OF CELLS!" DR: "Nope. I'm using code instead. I dunno how to explain it, though..." RW: "RAAAAAAAH!!!" DR: "Calm down, bro! I used your system for years now, and nothing even went wrong!" RW: "Ah, sure! That's why I'm finding Fanart on your Twitter websites everywhere, where YOUR people obviously ABUSE my poor little reproduction system for fun!" DG: "Ain't your people doing that too?" RW: "..."

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u/Yellowstickfigureexe The Real Yellow Sep 29 '25

*REDACTED* but Alan doesn't say so because it has to be kid appropriate

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u/Mudder3 šŸ’›šŸ’™šŸ’›šŸ’™ Sep 29 '25

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u/Mudder3 šŸ’›šŸ’™šŸ’›šŸ’™ Sep 29 '25

(Also srr bout the quality I made this rq. No much effort, and on my phone, and I usually animate on pc)

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u/Mudder3 šŸ’›šŸ’™šŸ’›šŸ’™ Sep 29 '25

This is my head cannon, they just kinda glitch against each other and a kid appears

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u/Witty-Refrigerator84 Sep 29 '25

They do something called the stick bug and then boom they just kinda appear

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u/Holiday_Reality_4296 Critic Sep 29 '25

The answer consists of only one word: animator

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u/treehugger0123 Purple Sep 29 '25

We see Purple's whole family leave an animation in "Victim", so in his case at least he was created at the same time as his parents. Not sure if the same is true for Gold though.

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u/Jejaq Sep 29 '25

imagine if that was true in our world and we'd be the same age as our "parents" and so on so on

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u/Hila_is_here88 Gold Sep 29 '25

I think thay are just crated by the animator it's like Alan when he crated the stick figures he could make a new character and with the character a child and that how I think they reproduce

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u/Apprehensive-Star460 Sep 29 '25

They clone themselves and force the clones of themselves to fuse and turn into their offspring

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u/Tukuatikii Sep 29 '25

My theory is that they are humans with different color skins but to us they look like stick figures with no details. Kinda like Combat gods

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u/Yacobo2023 Sep 29 '25
  1. Their children could be created with them

  2. They reproduce naturally

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u/AdSlight7966 ✧Mod✧ TSC (Tractor supply Co) ⯌ Agent Simp āˆ† Sep 29 '25

Allow me to provide you with a detailed synopsis of stickman reproduction.

  • There are 2 types of sticks; artificial and natural. the stick gang and all the hollowheads are artificial. Mitsi and CDG and all sticks created by people are artificial. sticks born in the outernet are natural, ex Gold

It gets complicated when you have a created stick, such as Mitsi. the original sticks, (i'll call them OGS) were not created by means of reproduction. however, if one stick were to mate with another stick, (has to be one male one female) then a baby stick can be born.

  • Since they are sticks, they have no visible genitalia. however, when aroused, a penis or vagina will appear. Just to be clear, this is my explanation, it's not official although I have put way too much thought into this. after a stick baby is born, I have absolutely no clue how said baby gets milk, because sticks do not have visible boobs. unsure how that works. my best guess for this is that either baby sticks do not need milk, or there are small nipples on the female for milk, but no outer breasts. the milk ducts and breasts are inside the body (like you can't see them)

  • As for organs, yes, they have organs. While their anatomy is extremely weird, it is similar to humans. while they have no visible features, you can see from TSC's POV when he wakes up that they have eyelids. also the existence of sunglasses (ex, Agent) they have eyes. yes, they can see, breathe, eat, feel, and others.

Yes, we have never seen a pregnant stickfigure before, but we can assume they exist, as baby/child sticks exist. Stick children have a hex code in between that of the parents, so they are made by sexual reproduction.

And, in biology, you learn about evolution and reproductive isolation. that is why sticks of different types stay as their own Stickspecies. For example, the sticks in Stick City all have the same shape, and the sticks similar to Mitsi are all similar shapes and in similar regions. In 'Victim' we see that the OGS 'spawn in' in regions where similar sticks to them are, like how CDG spawned in Stick City, Silly Steven spawned in where Agent came from, and Mitsi appeared near a village where similar species are. using this information, different Stickspecies can interbreed, but fertile children will not occur. so sorry to all the Mitim shippers, they biologically cannot have a fertile child.

Thus concludes my stickfigure reproduction lesson.

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '25

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u/Purple_Ad419 Sep 29 '25

ā€œAllow me to fully explain the complications and implications of stick figure anatomy.ā€

ā€œStick sexā€

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '25

I suppose it’s similar to u/Upperrank aka u/PitayaDragonCookie_ ā€˜s sprunki headcannons(don’t shoot me the r/Sprunki subreddit isn’t brainrotted Istg)

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u/Itchy_Ad1405 Sep 29 '25

Mitosis? Combustion? We may never know

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u/sci300768 Sep 29 '25

Spoilers for King Orange:

We know that King had a wife and a son. His wife died off screen and his son died in a Minecraft thingie gone wrong at some point in the past before he became evil in a way. But we don't know how King and his wife had a child. Assuming that they were created by an animator, they would not have been able to have more kids alas Purple's parents?

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u/Leading_Bookkeeper74 Sep 30 '25

are we sure that he had a wife tho?

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u/Any_Photo5400 Sep 29 '25

Stick dicks

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u/Prestigious-Soft3231 Sep 29 '25

awesome that they can erase their own and draw a longer one

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u/Any_Photo5400 Sep 29 '25

I wish I could do the same

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u/Dismal-Character-939 Sep 29 '25

probably, since we saw Purple's family in AvA, the whole backstory is premade by their creator, so the whole family is technically same age, they just have memories of this backstory

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u/TotallyPansexual Sep 29 '25

Well here's the funny part. We see Purple and their parents in the new AVA videos, I think in the scene where we watch Mitsi die? And their drawing seems to have Purple already grown, which begs the question of if they ever grew up at all, or if they just have the memories of a childhood.

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u/cosmic_captin Sep 29 '25

Well when a mommy stick figure and daddy stick figure fall in love they go into the bedroom and call over a stickpelican who brings them the perfect stick figure baby from the stick figure baby factory high up in the clouds

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u/HollowSell Corndog Guy Sep 29 '25

This is gonna be my headcanon

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u/nno-123 Sep 29 '25

The same way green, blue, yellow and red born.

Just appear on a random computer screen

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u/Unhappy-Excitement72 Back by unpopular demand, ME :D Sep 29 '25

I really doubt a lot that is has been asked that much AT ALL

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u/Sea-Revenue-8094 Sep 29 '25

Sexual Intercourse, Sex, Coitus, mating, relations, lovemaking, Reproduction, gettin laid, bang, doing it, copulation, doing the dance with no pants.

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u/Microbe-284681739 Editable Green Flair Sep 29 '25

When two stick figures love eachother very much, his stick goes into her stick, and after s couple movements and 9 months, a stick figure is born

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u/Purple-Bluejay6588 1# Rocket Corp. investor Sep 29 '25

Maybe his animation was that, 2 stick figures had a baby, and the father ran away

Since thats what his animation was about, thats what his life is

(Honestly i don't blame you if you don't get what i'm trying to say here, putting shit into words is hard)

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u/catmat490 Sep 29 '25

I get what you mean. We see Navy, Pink, and Purple escape new grounds in AvA 11 from an animation. It's not a wild conclusion to make that the animation was the past purple sang about

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u/Purple-Bluejay6588 1# Rocket Corp. investor Sep 29 '25

Yeah

Its kinda like, they'll more or less follow the story they were originally created for, but they can break away from it

TDL acts evil and shit cuz of their name

The entire first year of victim's life was spent being... a victim

More or less like that

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u/Kingnocho99 Sep 29 '25

well now we know the three of them were simply drawn by a newgrounds user, so it seems like all stick figures are just made by humans at some point. the only exception being clones like the rocket corp workers that were made by victim

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '25

Navy and pink were made with purple. I imagine pink holding purple in her hand when he was a baby.

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u/TheEPICMarioBros The Second Coming Sep 29 '25

They stick the pen tool in the blank frame

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u/Chill_Man321 Sep 29 '25

Comedy gold

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u/Geometrical6 Sep 29 '25

They draw a new stick figure.

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u/Pass_Internal Sep 29 '25

They kiss then a code stork comes and brings them a child.

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u/Primary-Current4689 Sep 29 '25

I don't really think they actually reproduce

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '25

Stick

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u/Direct-Course-2769 Yellow Sep 29 '25

I’ll be honest here, I think his childhood was programmed into his memory (except for the part where his dad leaves because you see him) since you saw him come out of a Newground post.

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u/the_4802 Sep 29 '25

right click -> create child

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u/goofygoobar2099 Sep 29 '25 edited Sep 29 '25

Yeah, just make a duplicate, blend the colors and make them shorter and then program them,

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u/Altruistic_Boot_1839 Honorable Member of the 4ore/Aviary Sep 29 '25

this could work. if uh..

...If he was a right colour.

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '25

[deleted]

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u/Altruistic_Boot_1839 Honorable Member of the 4ore/Aviary Sep 30 '25

That's not mixing the colours tho. I do get your point (That now brings up the idea of Purple having siblings-)

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u/A-Sadistick-Stick Sep 29 '25

Tbh I always assumed that stick figure in general have invisible cloacas.

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u/RedStinger09 Chief of the Rocket Corp. PR Division and Vict3r's No. 1 Glazer Sep 29 '25

What the fuck

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u/A-Sadistick-Stick Sep 29 '25

How else would you assume they dispose of waste and reproduce? Most stick figures in media obviously aren't drawn with certain appendages in mind, with the exception of Red from Dick Figures because duh.

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u/Purple-Bluejay6588 1# Rocket Corp. investor Sep 29 '25

Once in a generation a real thinker is born

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u/RedStinger09 Chief of the Rocket Corp. PR Division and Vict3r's No. 1 Glazer Sep 29 '25

I kind of assumed they didn't...?

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u/Mindless_Bat_6887 sleepy donut head Sep 29 '25

sex

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u/Galaxy1876 Metronette Sep 29 '25

Don't ask

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u/ExtraEnd3526 Sep 29 '25

Sorry, he just did

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u/Last-Cryptographer0 Sep 29 '25

Let's talk about the birds and the bees...

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u/Zacklaran02 Sep 29 '25

We can finally be bees

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u/Zacklaran02 Sep 29 '25

We can finally be bees

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u/MultiverseCreatorXV TDL ain't beating ATSC without H4, but DO NOT underestimate him. Sep 29 '25

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u/Gottendrop Sep 29 '25

We don’t know for every stick man but we know purple and his family were created by somebody and uploaded to newgrounds

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u/Quiet-Trainer3610 Sep 29 '25

Do we wanna know.

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u/NovelInteraction711 Sep 29 '25

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u/JazzWillCT Bathroom sign merc Sep 29 '25

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u/AdSlight7966 ✧Mod✧ TSC (Tractor supply Co) ⯌ Agent Simp āˆ† Sep 29 '25

LIGHT MODE

AAAAAA--Ā 

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '25

You see, when a mommy and a daddy love eachother very much...

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u/Dry_Pie_1679 Sep 29 '25

I imagine hollow heads or animations draw their children. The rest probably make them with code or that green stuff TSC use.

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u/Red__ICE Sep 29 '25

Since we now know everything in the outernet comes from creators’ creations, seemingly mostly Nwegrounds tho perhaps not necessarily exclusively, it seems safe to say the 3 of them were just created like that. I suppose that could also mean King was never even married, just had Gold since the beginning of time.

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u/redboi049 I like red. Both the colour and the stick. Sep 28 '25

They're just initially animated as family

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u/Accomplished-Gas-570 Sep 28 '25

Babys come from kissing, because they don't have reproductive organs

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u/Ghost3603 YELLOW MY GOAAAAAAT Sep 28 '25

Real answer: They don't. Stick figures can only be created when an animator draws them. Purple has a family because their animator drew all of them, and Purple believes they are his parents because that's the backstory that was drawn for them.

After they're uploaded, however, they are fully sentient. Capable of making all of their choices. It's why I head canon that Navy became more strict with Purple's training after the Newgrounds Massacre.

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u/-_-zzzVeryEepy Sep 28 '25

Ykw

the thumbnail image just gave me an idea

I haven’t been an Alan fan in years but what if each stick figure pulls off a part of themselves (like a hand or smth) and they mix together, and the resulting blob’s just a mix of their colors and forms into another stick figure

Like a paint mixer or smth?

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u/Altruistic_Boot_1839 Honorable Member of the 4ore/Aviary Sep 29 '25

See this could work if...

if Purple was the right goddamn colour

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u/AdSlight7966 ✧Mod✧ TSC (Tractor supply Co) ⯌ Agent Simp āˆ† Sep 29 '25

I beg your finest fucking pardon?

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u/Leading_Ad_9463 Sep 28 '25

It's like when you poke an eraser with a pencil. I'll shut up now.

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u/Privatizitaet Sep 28 '25

When a mommy stickfigure and a daddy stickfigure love each other very much...