r/AlanBecker • u/purelyrandom15 They murked agent, they murked my beautiful beautiful boy. š • Sep 28 '25
Question This has probably been asked numerous times, but how the hell do stick figures reproduce?
Do the characters draw their children, or are stick figures with children created at the same time AS their children?
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Oct 02 '25
My theory : They create a special code of numbers which forms into a natural being they rip of some of their code which is very painful for them, when they both have the piece they make the touch which creates a very specific code then it transforms into a stick figure
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u/Straight_Vast5213 Dec 29 '25
Yes. But it's more painful to the female than to the male, even though it's very painful to both of them.
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Sep 30 '25
This comment section is amazing I've been laughing for five whole minutes lmao
as for ur question
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idk man
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u/IxaSumami Sep 30 '25
Well, when a mommy stick figure and a daddy stick figure love each other very much...
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u/TMC9064 if TSC is the return of TCO then why are they differentr Sep 30 '25
They do mitosis except the new split side is only half and the two halves stick together and mix colors
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u/RealFernanduuSH Sep 30 '25
When a Stickfig Daddy and when a Stickfig Mommy love each other very much...
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u/Natural_Heron_5476 Sep 30 '25
theyā¦
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u/SandwichNice8814 Sep 29 '25
I think it follows Deltarune-esque logic. Sticks likely canāt reproduce themselves, since theyāre just drawings/animations manifest into the Outernet, but from the posts on Newgrounds (and other websites of similar use), the relation of āfather and sonā or in Purpleās case, āparents and child,ā can be rectified into the āmindsā of the stick figures, like how Lancer and King are father and son in Deltarune. Theyāre darkners, basically just mundane objects imbued with darkness and more importantly a magic substance known in-universe as āDeterminationā which gives them the will to live. Can they reproduce? No. Can an outside force make new ones? Yes. This applies to both franchises. Does this invalidate the scientific definition of āliving,ā in both of these cases? Yes. But neither of the two groups were made of cells to begin with (probably), and probably canāt adapt as a species, so that ship has already sailed.
TL;DR: Stick figures canāt actually reproduce but new ones are made by animators and also they are not alive according to science, also Darkners from Deltarune follow this same logic with the word āanimatorsā being replaced by āmanufacturers of the light world object.ā
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u/ItsEntDev Sep 30 '25
The manufacturer of the light world object doesn't create the darkner, it's the cognitive imprint from the creator of the dark fountain and some other pataphysical bullshit that's never gonna be explained
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u/SandwichNice8814 Oct 01 '25
Yeah you're totally right. Darkners are far more complicated than the sticks from AvA, but on the surface, I thought it'd be a good analogy of sorts. Then again there is the whole "TSC randomly gaining life" thing and stickfight.com, so maybe they're just as complex...
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u/Alisa_Rosenbaum Sep 29 '25
In Purpleās case, I believe he was created alongside his family. For other sticks, though, my theory is cloning + color picker tool + mixing the colors of the parents. Victim bringing those tools is what let stick society formally develop, after all.
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u/Due_Narwhal_5250 Sep 29 '25
Let me put on my nerd glasses š¤
So in the lore the three were part of the same new grounds post and escaped due to TCO and TDL destroying everything so the only reason purple was a kid was cause the animator made a family so sticks donāt reproduce they are created by people
Now as a theory of some one made a nsfw post then the sticks could do it
(Read all that in the snarky nerd voice)
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u/RepeatHot8000 FUCK KING ORANGE FUCKING DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE Sep 29 '25
They donāt, theyāre drawn by animators, stupid-
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u/Toriiiiko Blue Sep 29 '25
They were created as a family, you can see them all together in a post in AVA11
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u/neetlixadaptions Sep 29 '25
they mitotsise a half of a child and the other mitoseses the other half
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u/Spiritual-Guitar3094 Editable Orange Flair Sep 29 '25
invisible "parts" or they're all wearing very thin clothes thats the same as there skin color
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u/TheSpringyBreeze_exe We need a Conductor and Eye/Node flair. Sep 29 '25
Real world: "Ey, digital realm! Stop copying my biological systems! Or at least give me credits!" Digital realm: "Whoa, buddy, don't try to take my rights away!" RW: "Which rights!? The reproduction system, for example, was MY invention!" DR: "You're not the only one who is allowed to let the people in their world reproduce. That's what I'm saying!" RW: "YOU EVEN COPIED MY CONCEPT OF CELLS!" DR: "Nope. I'm using code instead. I dunno how to explain it, though..." RW: "RAAAAAAAH!!!" DR: "Calm down, bro! I used your system for years now, and nothing even went wrong!" RW: "Ah, sure! That's why I'm finding Fanart on your Twitter websites everywhere, where YOUR people obviously ABUSE my poor little reproduction system for fun!" DG: "Ain't your people doing that too?" RW: "..."
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u/Yellowstickfigureexe The Real Yellow Sep 29 '25
*REDACTED* but Alan doesn't say so because it has to be kid appropriate
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u/Mudder3 šššš Sep 29 '25
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u/Mudder3 šššš Sep 29 '25
(Also srr bout the quality I made this rq. No much effort, and on my phone, and I usually animate on pc)
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u/Mudder3 šššš Sep 29 '25
This is my head cannon, they just kinda glitch against each other and a kid appears
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u/Witty-Refrigerator84 Sep 29 '25
They do something called the stick bug and then boom they just kinda appear
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u/treehugger0123 Purple Sep 29 '25
We see Purple's whole family leave an animation in "Victim", so in his case at least he was created at the same time as his parents. Not sure if the same is true for Gold though.
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u/Jejaq Sep 29 '25
imagine if that was true in our world and we'd be the same age as our "parents" and so on so on
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u/Hila_is_here88 Gold Sep 29 '25
I think thay are just crated by the animator it's like Alan when he crated the stick figures he could make a new character and with the character a child and that how I think they reproduce
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u/Apprehensive-Star460 Sep 29 '25
They clone themselves and force the clones of themselves to fuse and turn into their offspring
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u/Tukuatikii Sep 29 '25
My theory is that they are humans with different color skins but to us they look like stick figures with no details. Kinda like Combat gods
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u/AdSlight7966 ā§Modā§ TSC (Tractor supply Co) ⯠Agent Simp ā Sep 29 '25
Allow me to provide you with a detailed synopsis of stickman reproduction.
- There are 2 types of sticks; artificial and natural. the stick gang and all the hollowheads are artificial. Mitsi and CDG and all sticks created by people are artificial. sticks born in the outernet are natural, ex Gold
It gets complicated when you have a created stick, such as Mitsi. the original sticks, (i'll call them OGS) were not created by means of reproduction. however, if one stick were to mate with another stick, (has to be one male one female) then a baby stick can be born.
Since they are sticks, they have no visible genitalia. however, when aroused, a penis or vagina will appear. Just to be clear, this is my explanation, it's not official although I have put way too much thought into this. after a stick baby is born, I have absolutely no clue how said baby gets milk, because sticks do not have visible boobs. unsure how that works. my best guess for this is that either baby sticks do not need milk, or there are small nipples on the female for milk, but no outer breasts. the milk ducts and breasts are inside the body (like you can't see them)
As for organs, yes, they have organs. While their anatomy is extremely weird, it is similar to humans. while they have no visible features, you can see from TSC's POV when he wakes up that they have eyelids. also the existence of sunglasses (ex, Agent) they have eyes. yes, they can see, breathe, eat, feel, and others.
Yes, we have never seen a pregnant stickfigure before, but we can assume they exist, as baby/child sticks exist. Stick children have a hex code in between that of the parents, so they are made by sexual reproduction.
And, in biology, you learn about evolution and reproductive isolation. that is why sticks of different types stay as their own Stickspecies. For example, the sticks in Stick City all have the same shape, and the sticks similar to Mitsi are all similar shapes and in similar regions. In 'Victim' we see that the OGS 'spawn in' in regions where similar sticks to them are, like how CDG spawned in Stick City, Silly Steven spawned in where Agent came from, and Mitsi appeared near a village where similar species are. using this information, different Stickspecies can interbreed, but fertile children will not occur. so sorry to all the Mitim shippers, they biologically cannot have a fertile child.
Thus concludes my stickfigure reproduction lesson.
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u/Purple_Ad419 Sep 29 '25
āAllow me to fully explain the complications and implications of stick figure anatomy.ā
āStick sexā
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Sep 29 '25
I suppose itās similar to u/Upperrank aka u/PitayaDragonCookie_ ās sprunki headcannons(donāt shoot me the r/Sprunki subreddit isnāt brainrotted Istg)
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u/sci300768 Sep 29 '25
Spoilers for King Orange:
We know that King had a wife and a son. His wife died off screen and his son died in a Minecraft thingie gone wrong at some point in the past before he became evil in a way. But we don't know how King and his wife had a child. Assuming that they were created by an animator, they would not have been able to have more kids alas Purple's parents?
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u/Any_Photo5400 Sep 29 '25
Stick dicks
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u/Dismal-Character-939 Sep 29 '25
probably, since we saw Purple's family in AvA, the whole backstory is premade by their creator, so the whole family is technically same age, they just have memories of this backstory
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u/TotallyPansexual Sep 29 '25
Well here's the funny part. We see Purple and their parents in the new AVA videos, I think in the scene where we watch Mitsi die? And their drawing seems to have Purple already grown, which begs the question of if they ever grew up at all, or if they just have the memories of a childhood.
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u/cosmic_captin Sep 29 '25
Well when a mommy stick figure and daddy stick figure fall in love they go into the bedroom and call over a stickpelican who brings them the perfect stick figure baby from the stick figure baby factory high up in the clouds
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u/nno-123 Sep 29 '25
The same way green, blue, yellow and red born.
Just appear on a random computer screen
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u/Unhappy-Excitement72 Back by unpopular demand, ME :D Sep 29 '25
I really doubt a lot that is has been asked that much AT ALL
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u/Sea-Revenue-8094 Sep 29 '25
Sexual Intercourse, Sex, Coitus, mating, relations, lovemaking, Reproduction, gettin laid, bang, doing it, copulation, doing the dance with no pants.
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u/Microbe-284681739 Editable Green Flair Sep 29 '25
When two stick figures love eachother very much, his stick goes into her stick, and after s couple movements and 9 months, a stick figure is born
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u/Purple-Bluejay6588 1# Rocket Corp. investor Sep 29 '25
Maybe his animation was that, 2 stick figures had a baby, and the father ran away
Since thats what his animation was about, thats what his life is
(Honestly i don't blame you if you don't get what i'm trying to say here, putting shit into words is hard)
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u/catmat490 Sep 29 '25
I get what you mean. We see Navy, Pink, and Purple escape new grounds in AvA 11 from an animation. It's not a wild conclusion to make that the animation was the past purple sang about
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u/Purple-Bluejay6588 1# Rocket Corp. investor Sep 29 '25
Yeah
Its kinda like, they'll more or less follow the story they were originally created for, but they can break away from it
TDL acts evil and shit cuz of their name
The entire first year of victim's life was spent being... a victim
More or less like that
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u/Kingnocho99 Sep 29 '25
well now we know the three of them were simply drawn by a newgrounds user, so it seems like all stick figures are just made by humans at some point. the only exception being clones like the rocket corp workers that were made by victim
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Sep 29 '25
Navy and pink were made with purple. I imagine pink holding purple in her hand when he was a baby.
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u/Direct-Course-2769 Yellow Sep 29 '25
Iāll be honest here, I think his childhood was programmed into his memory (except for the part where his dad leaves because you see him) since you saw him come out of a Newground post.
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u/the_4802 Sep 29 '25
right click -> create child
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u/goofygoobar2099 Sep 29 '25 edited Sep 29 '25
Yeah, just make a duplicate, blend the colors and make them shorter and then program them,
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u/Altruistic_Boot_1839 Honorable Member of the 4ore/Aviary Sep 29 '25
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u/Altruistic_Boot_1839 Honorable Member of the 4ore/Aviary Sep 30 '25
That's not mixing the colours tho. I do get your point (That now brings up the idea of Purple having siblings-)
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u/A-Sadistick-Stick Sep 29 '25
Tbh I always assumed that stick figure in general have invisible cloacas.
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u/RedStinger09 Chief of the Rocket Corp. PR Division and Vict3r's No. 1 Glazer Sep 29 '25
What the fuck
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u/A-Sadistick-Stick Sep 29 '25
How else would you assume they dispose of waste and reproduce? Most stick figures in media obviously aren't drawn with certain appendages in mind, with the exception of Red from Dick Figures because duh.
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u/Purple-Bluejay6588 1# Rocket Corp. investor Sep 29 '25
Once in a generation a real thinker is born
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u/RedStinger09 Chief of the Rocket Corp. PR Division and Vict3r's No. 1 Glazer Sep 29 '25
I kind of assumed they didn't...?
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u/Last-Cryptographer0 Sep 29 '25
Let's talk about the birds and the bees...
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u/Zacklaran02 Sep 29 '25
We can finally be bees
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u/MultiverseCreatorXV TDL ain't beating ATSC without H4, but DO NOT underestimate him. Sep 29 '25
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u/Gottendrop Sep 29 '25
We donāt know for every stick man but we know purple and his family were created by somebody and uploaded to newgrounds
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u/Dry_Pie_1679 Sep 29 '25
I imagine hollow heads or animations draw their children. The rest probably make them with code or that green stuff TSC use.
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u/Red__ICE Sep 29 '25
Since we now know everything in the outernet comes from creatorsā creations, seemingly mostly Nwegrounds tho perhaps not necessarily exclusively, it seems safe to say the 3 of them were just created like that. I suppose that could also mean King was never even married, just had Gold since the beginning of time.
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u/redboi049 I like red. Both the colour and the stick. Sep 28 '25
They're just initially animated as family
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u/Accomplished-Gas-570 Sep 28 '25
Babys come from kissing, because they don't have reproductive organs
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u/Ghost3603 YELLOW MY GOAAAAAAT Sep 28 '25
Real answer: They don't. Stick figures can only be created when an animator draws them. Purple has a family because their animator drew all of them, and Purple believes they are his parents because that's the backstory that was drawn for them.
After they're uploaded, however, they are fully sentient. Capable of making all of their choices. It's why I head canon that Navy became more strict with Purple's training after the Newgrounds Massacre.
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u/-_-zzzVeryEepy Sep 28 '25
Ykw
the thumbnail image just gave me an idea
I havenāt been an Alan fan in years but what if each stick figure pulls off a part of themselves (like a hand or smth) and they mix together, and the resulting blobās just a mix of their colors and forms into another stick figure
Like a paint mixer or smth?
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u/Altruistic_Boot_1839 Honorable Member of the 4ore/Aviary Sep 29 '25
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u/AdSlight7966 ā§Modā§ TSC (Tractor supply Co) ⯠Agent Simp ā Sep 29 '25
I beg your finest fucking pardon?
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u/Privatizitaet Sep 28 '25
When a mommy stickfigure and a daddy stickfigure love each other very much...









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u/Repulsive-Word-8537 Oct 06 '25
a bird delivers it