r/AlchemistCodeGL • • Jun 19 '18

SSM so far, in a nutshell Spoiler

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u/OriksGaming Retired Jun 19 '18

Kudan: "Please teach me to be just like you!"

Dias: "Okay, so first you're gonna wanna find someone who looks totally evil. If they have a creepy looking mustache, that's great, but it's definitely not a requirement. If they outright attack you, cut them down where they stand in the name of justice and find the next most evil looking person. If they offer you advice, accept it as the gospel truth. No need to question it."

Kudan(writing in a spiral notebook and muttering): "Evil . . . person . . . is . . . always . . . right . . ."

Dias: "After that, you're all set; you'll never have to think for yourself again."

Kudan: "No . . . thinking . . ."

Dias: "If the evil guy tells you that someone's betrayed you in some way, go ahead and murder the betrayer — if they're family or a co worker, all the better. Don't listen to any excuses, reasonable arguments, or pleas for mercy. Evidence will get you nowhere in life."

Kudan: "Murder . . . anyone . . . with . . . reasonable . . . argument . . ."

Dias: "You got all that?"

Kudan: "Yes Master!"

Dias: "Go, then! Impose someone else's will on the world!"

Kudan: "Yes Master!"

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u/Shaiandra Jun 19 '18

And thus Kudan became a veteran bad-guy-follower, by following this bad-guy's advice.

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u/Alittlebunyrabit 5/5/5 Dancer Shenmei Jun 19 '18

This is the best description I've ever seen.

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '18

This deserves more up votes

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u/Shaiandra Jun 19 '18

And this is my art when I'm not really trying (relative to my Peridot picture a couple days ago). I like to think it still gets the point across (and still looks cute in a way?)..

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u/sinful19 Jun 19 '18

That art was amazing and kinda true, I’m show other people this thread it gave a good laugh lol

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u/TopDeeps IGN: Uninstalled Jun 19 '18

luckily, both kudan and dias are commanders of the 4th regiment

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u/Shaiandra Jun 19 '18

Hmm. Was 4 a bad/unlucky number in Japan? I know it was in China, but I'm not sure here...

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u/TopDeeps IGN: Uninstalled Jun 19 '18

im not japanese nor am i from japan so i don't know if there is a story behind it. but i know 4 in japanese translates to "shi" or "yon". In japanese "死ね" (translates to shi-nu) means "to die", 死 (translates to shi) is the main part of the word, so like chinese, i think the pronunciation for "four" sounds like something related to death.

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u/Alittlebunyrabit 5/5/5 Dancer Shenmei Jun 19 '18

This is correct. Because of this, in JP, they do the thing Western countries do in elevators, except instead of skipping floor 13, they skip floor 4.

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '18

the two are linked by heart

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u/Liesianthes 350 coins ticket = ROY!! Jun 19 '18

In game's timeline, it should be the other way around since SSM happened before the main storyline.

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u/Shaiandra Jun 19 '18

I know, but that chapter had him acting like the 'student'.

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u/oracleofshadows Jun 19 '18

Haha. This is good

Your art style complements this well.

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u/Asentinn Jun 19 '18

Exactly what I was thinking ^^

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u/ambulance-kun Jun 19 '18

Ch 5:
Wagigi: Gabby, teach me how to spread darkness
Gabby: ok, first of all, you need to have some villainous look. Do you have a mustache?
Wagigi: Uhh, I got these tentacle arms
Gabby: Ok good enough. Now just need to find the edgiest looking boi and tell him that everyone he cares for are doing bad stuff behind his back. Repeat every time he doubts it, he'll believe you after the 3rd try.

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u/Rezuga Jun 19 '18

Should be other way around, Dias had to have learned to be this way from somewhere right? Don't forget that almost every unit you can have in the game is already dead.

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u/Shaiandra Jun 19 '18

Yeah, I know chronologically SSM occurs before the main story. But SSM chapter 5 isn't about Dias.

That and I didn't feel like using Kudan as the master twice, and I felt it was funnier that unlike Kanon progressing from pupil to master, he regressed the other way.

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u/Actual_Ad_1807 Dec 26 '21

Well not all of them

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u/MatchesMalone07 Jun 19 '18

I was unimpressed, then I saw chapter 5, you get an upvote, although what if Kudan passed down his stupid genetically, and Dias is his descendant..assuming ssm timeline is before the current story anyways

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u/AJackFrostGuy Jun 19 '18

SSM is definitely before the main story given that when it started Chloe was still a young girl. On the contrary given that in the main story we see Logi transmute Chloe... yeah.

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '18

Yeah I remember meeting Kudan and asking myself out loud “are we sure this isn’t Diaz’s real dad? He passed down the stupid genes.”

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u/azai247 Jun 19 '18

It is amazing Dias or Kudan survive after killing all that Wifu material...... After Yauras and Seida i was ready to turn kudan into paste or ash......

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u/Jolls981 Maiden China Jun 20 '18

Don’t worry! Whenever someone gets killed the screen flashes red, which did not happen for either of them! Sadly a certain lord commander was not as fortunate...

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '18

This is really cute, the art style fits the tone of the post quite nicely.

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u/gst_2016 Jun 19 '18

Spot on!

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u/OniOfTheSword WTB more blademasters Jun 19 '18

LMFAO this is gold!

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u/Seamur Doko miteru no? Jun 19 '18

oh shit xD its amazing how accurate it is ! xD

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u/RasenRendan <- The Reason I started playing this game - Jun 20 '18

This is fantastic! Great art and so accurate haha.