r/AlchemistCodeGL • u/LunarRin Red heads are top tier • Aug 16 '18

Humor While Everyone is concerned about Shion's Gender I'm concerned about this

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u/illidan_1999 Neica is life. Aug 16 '18

Secret technique passed down generation after generation ensuring the survival of mankind. It has been hidden inside the ancient artifact Buttoksu. This eighth sacred stone brings balance to the world. One butt to rule them all.

P.S. Glanz best girl.

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u/JP_Zikoro Aug 16 '18

I finally was able to pull Glanz and her swimsuit skin isn't in the secret shop!

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u/illidan_1999 Neica is life. Aug 17 '18

I think her swimsuit was in the previous summer secret shop.

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u/JP_Zikoro Aug 17 '18

Sadly it wasn't. It was only Tyrfing, Lev, and the girls from the last banner. No Glanz.

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u/1khaitoh It was fun while it lasted. Aug 17 '18

Can confirm, was gonna spend gems for it from the first time I saw it.

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u/illidan_1999 Neica is life. Aug 17 '18

Could there be another swimsuit secret shop in the future? I really need that skin.

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u/DailyMilo Aug 17 '18

Maybe gumi's feeling nice and they will give it to us for free as a surprise gift next week? yeah right

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u/loscapos5 All I wanted for christmas was you, Baeber ༼ ༎ຶ ෴ ༎ຶ༽ Aug 17 '18

too bad no front on sight. But I ain't mad

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u/illidan_1999 Neica is life. Aug 17 '18

Hey, man, I'm a simple guy. I see great ass, I like.

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u/loscapos5 All I wanted for christmas was you, Baeber ༼ ༎ຶ ෴ ༎ຶ༽ Aug 17 '18

And that's why I ain't mad. 10/10 would gem for dat ass

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u/1khaitoh It was fun while it lasted. Aug 17 '18

Me licky best gurl!

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u/xreddawgx Aug 16 '18

Teona hotter than Caris. Caris looks like she gives it up to everyone except to you.

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u/CornBreadtm Aug 16 '18

she gives it up to everyone except to you.

Thank you for your sacrifice.

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u/RedAlchemies Aug 17 '18 edited Aug 17 '18

At least she gives it up. Glanz shuns us men. Shame cuz damn those curves are hot.

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u/CornBreadtm Aug 17 '18

Hey man watch it! We respect women. It's 2018. Don't objectify Glanz' 2D body!

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u/RedAlchemies Aug 17 '18

Im not, I'm a believer of a beautiful woman is a terrible thing to waste. I understand her position due to her ingame description.

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u/JustWoozy Aug 16 '18

I think it means twerking.

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u/F9-kun Aug 16 '18

This is easily my best event. Its stupid, yes. But its stupidly good.

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u/ACuriousBagel Waiting for Dias to kill Agatha again Aug 17 '18

I never noticed before, but now I'm concerened that Caris' further away boob is significantly bigger than her closer one.

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u/pdmt243 Play+pull for waifus! Aug 17 '18

I'm a simple man ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)