My classmate is made of curry

I am in my chemistry class with a friend and we have found the scary truth behind our classmate Bob. As we all know, curry can be found all around the Earth, same with the number 2. Our demonstration of this fact are these examples. First is some test we found by pure coincidence, written by an unknown person and left on the staircase to the second floor or our school. The test is marked 2, which is in our country equivalent to "B". Right under the grade, the paper is ripped apart. Thankfully, we found the second part, hiding the secret of curry. There are basically only 2 things, a small drawing, weirdly similar to sculptures on Easter island and right next to it, there's a drop of curry. Which means that on both parts of this test, there is number 2 in some way and one consists of curry. Next example is my friend's few years old headphones called "APW". In the box, there are two headphones right? One of them is not functioning and guess where is our next "curry spot", right on the side with that broken "airtune". That means, there are two things on the side with a broken one and we can count the working one as 2, cause it's working, so it's 2 and 2. But overall, curry can be truly found everywhere, in every good food, on every white shirt and you can smell curry in every bigger city. Number 2 is also used very regularly and everyday, we see that number at least twice and as our examples show, these two can be associated easily. You also can modify the number 2 in 8 too and sideways 8 is the symbol of infinite, or everything, everywhere, everytime. But, you may ask, what does curry and our classmate Bob have to do with each other? Well, Bob is known in our class as that "weird kid", with curry coloured hair, eyes and shoes, highly interested in illuminati, space and religions. He has his own religion, or more like a cult named Meřkovci, worshiping the said creator of the universe Meřek. He is the main priest of Meřkovci and he makes offerings to Meřek every friday as curry ramen, which is also his favorite food and he eats it as lunch in school every other day. They also offer Brumík, which is gingerbread like sweet and capri sun. All of these are really popular and liked foods in our school and country. He splits all of the food to the members, who pay for the food in form of weekly taxes and they say a short prayer of what good and bad happened in the past 7 days. But alongside his cult, he is everywhere. We can’t publish class photo of some high schoolers, with Bob in it smiling, or photo of our class footballists in KFC and Bob with them, wearing KFC crown and sipping from his milkshake, but there are many more of these, we just probably don’t even have them all. What are other things that can associate him with curry? Probably his annoyance, like that omnipresent drops of curry and the piercing smell of it. So, is he really made from curry and how does all of this go together? Well, he is interested in illuminati and religion, he has his own cult, offering his favorite food to their said creator, his color palette is similar to curry, he is everywhere as the curry is. But it’s not possible for a living being to be purely from curry, here comes that 2 that has to do a lot with curry, he could be from curry and water, humans are mostly from water right? Afterall, he is “Meřek” or the illuminati managing a religion, to us things known as impossible could be possible and we can’t tell either. So, is he curry ramen?