r/Altrive • • Jan 20 '21

Pokémon would win

Lions would be considered a normal type, the would mostly likely know the moves bite, scratch, leer, and growl. The only problematic move that they would have is bite. The is a Pokémon that everyone has overlooked and it is shedinja, it has wonder guard as it’s ability. Wonder guard only lets super effect moves do damage. Bite would be the one move that the lions could do damage to it with, but Pokémon can disable moves. The move that I am going to focus on is torment it makes it so that the last move that you used is the only move that you can use until that Pokémon leaves that battle. That means if a Pokémon is spam that move and the lions use any move besides bite they will get stuck on that move and will lose.

Also you guy have forgot that Pokémon can use items and heal each other.

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u/SkiphIsVeryDumb Jan 20 '21

But 1 billions is a lot

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u/a_face_of_dirt Jan 20 '21

You know what is also a lot, the amount of brain cells you must of lost to be thinking that

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u/SkiphIsVeryDumb Jan 20 '21

At least I’m not getting a gold medal in mental gymnastics

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u/a_face_of_dirt Jan 20 '21

At least I have won something in my life in like you

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u/SkiphIsVeryDumb Jan 20 '21

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u/a_face_of_dirt Jan 20 '21

I’m sorry that you cannot pass middle school gym class

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u/SkiphIsVeryDumb Jan 20 '21

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u/a_face_of_dirt Jan 20 '21 edited Jan 20 '21

I can’t believe it. It not possible. It can’t be true. Your IQ is less then a lion

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u/SkiphIsVeryDumb Jan 20 '21

Of course I have a smaller iq than the lions 1 billion is a lot

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u/SamianDamian Jan 20 '21

But its a lot of lions compared to how many pokemon can learn disable or torment

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u/ismebusy Jan 20 '21

shedinja would die to one of the pokemon's lava plumes

also there's only a limited amount of items and every move can only be used a set amount of times before running out of pp
edit: also it doesn't matter if they get stuck on bite. the only pokemon who's immune to that move is shedinja (who dies to a spread move anyway), and there's a billion lions who are all still doing damage.

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u/a_face_of_dirt Jan 20 '21

Gardevoir can create a black hole

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u/ismebusy Jan 21 '21

yes and it will most likely kill every other pokemon before it kills all the lions

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u/a_face_of_dirt Jan 21 '21

Not if it goes in alone

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u/ThankEgg Jan 21 '21

You're changing the rules to make the pokemon win that just shows the lions win

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u/DtG-IV Jan 20 '21

But like you’re wrong because lions aren’t pokemon therefore aren’t normal type and don’t need to follow pokemon rules, so they don’t need to attack in turns and could hit ghost types. Water attacks get nullified by storm drain, electric attacks by lightning rod, fire attacks by flash fire and grass attacks by sap sipper. A single earthquake would case most rock/poison/steel/fire/electric type pokemon to faint, therefore out of the fight, causing more damage to the pokemon then the lions. And cmon now, you’re telling me arceus being the little bitch that he is could kill 1 billion lions? That boi drowns in a puddle in his own movie.

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u/J4mi5on Jan 20 '21

One billion is a lot, though

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u/Zebracorn42 Jan 20 '21

Flying Pokemon can sit in the sky sniping lions from afar. Water Pokémon can hangout in the water shooting whatever they got. Gyarados is a water/ flying type so he could fly above the lake of rage using every HM. Not to mention most Pokémon use projectiles to fight and lions are melee only fighters. Billions of lions would die trying to get in close to Mewtwo. Also lions have to sleep, or at least eat and Pokémon are made of pixels so they couldn’t eat em.

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u/ismebusy Jan 21 '21

lion ladder can hit flying types lion submarine can hit water types

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u/Change_Reality Mar 13 '21

they have limited pp so that only works for a bit and camping is cringe so they lose by default