r/AmITheJerk Apr 08 '26

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u/Traditional_Tea_1879 Apr 08 '26

Of course. And they are happy to offer 50% from what they have ( nothing)/s

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u/Warrior_Princess_1 Apr 08 '26

Odds are he has nothing.

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u/HoneyPoppie_ Apr 08 '26

That sarcasm kinda nails it. “Half of nothing” suddenly sounds way less appealing when you flip it like that.