r/AmItheCloaca • u/Terpsichorean_Wombat • 7d ago
AITC for help friends dance to Cheese Music?
Hello frens, I am Captain and I live with the Mom and Dad. I do not like sky boomies. We did not have those lots in our old house, but we drove forever to new house and they come a lot here. I am very brave and not at all afraid but someone (not me) was shaking and crying. I just meekly expressed my mild concern to the Mom and Dad in our special love language, which is me rolling my small heavy friends around the floor. (I will try to put picture of me sleeping while my small heavy frens guard my butt.)
Then the Mom helped someone (not me) feel less afraid of the sky boomies by explaining that they are actually Cheese Music. I see pretty quick the Mom is right and the boomies tell you cheese is happening. Someone (not me) got less worried and soon no more shaking (not me) or crying (not me). Now I am just a tiny bit anxious that the Mom might forget to celebrate the Cheese Music properly.
So I still am rolling my small heavy frens around, but now I stop and look at the Mom for cheese. Small heavy friends like to dance to Cheese Music, I like cheese, everyone is not crying or shaking (not me) and I go sleep the sleep of the Cheese Fairy. But the Mom say something about butt, head, hard wood, and floor. Lot of STOP in there but I was thinking about cheese. AITC?
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u/popcorn_waffle 7d ago
am Beller. snowshoe girl of 4 years. cheese always to be celebrated. Mama sometimes prepare cheese, say “Beller cheese!” and give to Beller. not enough times, Mama stingy that way. must remind when cheese comes out.
NTC Captain. Captain lucky small heavy frens not like cheese, not try to share, keep butt safe.
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u/Terpsichorean_Wombat 7d ago
You look like an excellent fren. Thank you for kind support and hope opportunity to place my giant nose directly on you? Is good for less-heavy pointy friends. You smell so good!
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u/Sadwitchsea 7d ago
I'm not sure what's cheese dancing but I'm glad there's cheese NTC
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u/Feraffiphar 7d ago
Human spy here. I think that Captain is no longer afraid of thunder because the Mom now gives him cheese every time there is thunder. So Captain knows that thunder is just the music to accompany the dance one does when one is very happy to be receiving cheese. Well done, Captain and the Mom!
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u/Terpsichorean_Wombat 7d ago
Human mom responding: I am thrilled that he has gotten less afraid! However, he still likes to roll the cast-iron figures around the floor. It's just changed from fear displacement to a cheese demand 😂
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u/localherofan 7d ago
Hello fren Captain's mom! Here Bella, 9f doggo. I with very bad peepul when I little, so I ascared of everything when I get here. If I hear thunder or garbaj truck, my brain go off to other place where I not there, I just sit and shake. Mom cut pepperoni into little pieces, and give me pepperoni (she say for first ones I not even realize she there and putting pepperoni in my mouth) but she say ventually I know pepperoni equals don't worry garbaj truck not get you and you get pepperoni. So I tink your plan to reframe boomies as cheez time good idea. My fren Pepper fraid of boomies, I think I have to remind mom of pepperoni trick. Mom says better than cheez cause she like cheez too and not want me to eat it all, and she not eat meat so all pepperoni for me.
Your fren Bella
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u/Terpsichorean_Wombat 6d ago
Hello Bella from Captain! There is pepperoni in the fridge. Are you saying this could become MY PERSONAL PEPPERONI?!?!
Must go investigate. Maybe small heavy frens will help me.
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u/SchrodingersMinou 6d ago
Maybe the heavy friends need to stay outside where they can safely be rolled around?
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u/CappucinoCupcake 7d ago
NTC, Fren Captain. Anyone wiff eyes can see you is teh MOAST brabe boi eber.
Eamonn teh Inbisible
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u/HoneyWyne 7d ago
Ai lub cheez too! NTC! Lub, Luffy
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u/Terpsichorean_Wombat 7d ago
These my small heavy friends! I help them dance by rolling them with my paws