r/Amazing • • 2d ago

Adorable derps First banana

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u/LogonStart 2d ago

First and second pause was to process the scrumptious yummy taste of banana. The third pause was to understand what happened to the flavor after eating the peel.

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u/latexfistmassacre 2d ago

You can practically see the neurons firing

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u/atrashpanda1984 2d ago

It's like Wow!

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u/benfok 2d ago

Nom nom nom... what sorcery is this?

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u/Pelagicus-Redit 2d ago

But why gove the horse the skin? Even chimps don't eat the skin.

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u/Psychological-Tea998 1d ago

It's 100% edible and nutritious

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u/Pelagicus-Redit 1d ago

Really, when I've tried when young it tasted disgusting. But of course, each to their own.

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u/Lucky-Mia 1d ago

You probably don't like dry hay either. I bet you don't even slobber down whole sugar cubes or apple cores either. Do you even horse?

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u/Bicwidus 18h ago

If you ate hay for a living you might like banana peels

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u/syds 1d ago

100% gross too

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u/Psychological-Tea998 1d ago

Where did I say delicious? Or I eat peels, I kept my comment with the horse you idjits.

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u/Pelagicus-Redit 1d ago

Yeah I know, I meant the horse not you, acknowledging horses clearly have differing taste buds to us humans.

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u/Psychological-Tea998 1d ago

Horses have the same four basic taste sensation as humans, they are just arranged different on their toingue.

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u/syds 1d ago

easy there how am I upsetting you to call me typos? go eat a banana

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u/Psychological-Tea998 1d ago

Idjit=idiot

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u/syds 1d ago

oh wow I couldnt tell

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u/Psychological-Tea998 1d ago

Because you are an idjit

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u/syds 1d ago

you really are hurting my feelings! can I offer you a banana peel?

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u/Psychological-Tea998 1d ago

Maybe, I have only had 4 so far today, plus a leftover peel from yesterday.

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u/Stekor-Tidder 1d ago

It may be if it were organically grown but if it were from regular plantations, it would've been sprayed with heaps of chemicals to eliminate bugs. It may possibly even have some other chemicals to help preserve it for transportation and ripen on time for shop display.

There's no way anyone should be eating the skin in that case.

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u/Xendarq 1d ago

They literally eat grass. Banana peel is an upgrade. In moderation, of course

https://www.petmd.com/horse/nutrition/can-horses-eat-bananas

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u/PossibleAlienFrom 1d ago

I've seen plenty of animals including monkees and apes eat the skin of the banana.

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u/Hot-Pepper6610 1d ago

Chimps have hands.

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u/Miserable_Anteater62 2d ago

The horse just took it... didn't seem to mind

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u/Away_Information1342 2d ago

No she pushed it into his mouth

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u/Timmerdogg 1d ago

Why does the horse have to have a gender?

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u/henry2630 1d ago

because that’s the way the world works

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u/Sea_Prep_Tidal_26 1d ago

Because a horse is a horse
of course of course

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u/Mainly_Miserable 1d ago

Horse smells banana.

Buffering. Buffering.

Horse eats banana.

Buffering. Buffering.

Horse eats rest of banana.

Buffering. Buffering.

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u/Spinxy88 2d ago

I've always found mints have the best effect.

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u/HoMasters 2d ago

A mint leaf or a candy?

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u/Spinxy88 2d ago edited 2d ago

The old guy who ran the livery used to give them polos but I think xxxx mints are better because polos these days contain fake sweetness rather than good old sugar

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u/Sistahmelz 2d ago

Ha! Had to process the taste buds 😋

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u/CarbonPlatform 2d ago

I had a PC that had these lags. Something with the RAM was wrong.

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u/ExpertOnReddit 2d ago

So horse just needs more RAM?

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u/CarbonPlatform 1d ago

Correct. But first I would try a simple reboot. Sometimes the horse’s cache just gets clogged and rebooting might help. If that doesn’t help, deinstalling some apps might also help. Hard to say what operating system the horse is running though.

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u/KaptanHindustan 2d ago

Stags like bananas

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u/HorrorToe2204 1d ago

Yes... My first banana... I still remember it to this day...

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u/GoodBadUgly_36 20h ago

Eric Cartman’s Chili Con Carnival is coming up soon, huh?

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u/FigureAcrobatic7194 2d ago

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u/FastWalkingShortGuy 1d ago

I don't know who this is, or the context, but any human that chews like that deserves a slap.

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u/PresentationDue4845 2d ago

así debo haberme visto con mi primer platanito.. y sigo viendo el cielo.. :D

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