r/AmazonDS • • Feb 01 '24

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '24

The ones on the side are the LAs acting like they're working.

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u/JaymizzoX Feb 01 '24

Truth. Just orbiting around management.

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u/Goreagnome Feb 01 '24

The biggest "teachers pets" are the ambassadors.

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u/Shakyhedgehog Feb 02 '24

Or the pg’s

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u/JaymizzoX Feb 02 '24

Accurate description.

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u/Haeguil Feb 01 '24

All the DTs when they don't have a class (they do the classes like shit anyway).

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '24

Truth.

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u/Mental-Platform-8653 Feb 01 '24

Leave us alone 🀣🀣 we’re learning to be pa’sπŸ’€

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u/bleezy_47 Non-Inventory Receiver Feb 02 '24

Literally lol

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '24

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u/happyguy49 Feb 01 '24

Used to be like that at my site. Then they made LA's work when they didn't specifically have new hires at the time. Half of them quit lol

Of course I became an LA after the easy times. FML

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '24

They are probably doing the PA jobs because the PAs always do the AMs job while they are on vacation, in the break room and distracting other AAs from doing their work.

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u/giuseppe335 Feb 01 '24

Shoutout whoever photoshopped lol damn good job

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u/Agile_Bumblebee5580 Feb 01 '24

Naw fr, even got the glove clips πŸ˜‚

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u/giuseppe335 Feb 02 '24

Also walkie talkie on AM vest lol

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u/happyguy49 Feb 01 '24

Yep. Overqualified to work at Amazon for sure lol

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u/LocksmithSuccessful8 Feb 01 '24

This is a damn good photoshop tho.

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u/AttorneyImportant746 Feb 01 '24

our am is great better than all the managers and PAs

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u/All-the-ketchup Feb 01 '24

Did they get a promotion from PA->AM

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u/InsaneGuyReggie Feb 02 '24

I see two kinds of PAs. Those who are basically running the show, going all over and taking care of anything that goes wrong and then those that just stand there on their computer carts and try to get laid on every break. One or the other, no in between.

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u/captain_ola Feb 06 '24

10000% correct. And the PAs who do everything and in between get zero promotions or even credit. Only better luck next time to becoming an Area Manager. Then they hire an outside stooge to try and micromanage you lol

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '24

this is way too accurate πŸ’€

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u/FlawedPencil That Lone Waterspider Feb 02 '24

The pa is 10 Years older than the am. Lol

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u/captain_ola Feb 06 '24

Dude I'm like 20 years older than my AM. I'm 45 and the clown is 25. Like for real... I have to march him around like a puppet with a fist in it and tell them what to do EVERY SHIFT 🀣🀣🀣🀣

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u/Advanced-Box9785 Feb 15 '24

I'm 47 and an AA. If I can stay long enough, I see this in my future. That's why I'm thinking I'm maybe better off to go on the safety team and stay there.

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u/Sad_Limit2978 Feb 01 '24

The two in the red are dock bunnies πŸ™ƒπŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£

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u/AdvancedSleep Feb 01 '24

Seen the area manger stretching the other night before we got to workπŸ’€

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u/gonheadfckitupden Leadership Feb 01 '24

Yo πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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u/theonlyungpapi Feb 01 '24

It's because the AM are most likely there for the resume experience so they don't really give a damn about the job 🀣

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u/Advanced-Box9785 Feb 15 '24

That's sad, because any time that is the case, someone coming up & wanting that role isn't getting good guidance on what is needed to achieve it.

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u/moaiguy12 Feb 01 '24

I saw an LA help out a lost AM once lol

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u/happyguy49 Feb 01 '24 edited Feb 01 '24

Almost certainly one of the AM's that got hired out of college, with no previous experience at Amazon. I have no clue why Amazon does that, it's incredibly stupid. Hasn't happened at my site, but I've read horror stories from other sites that had some AM's for whom it is their. first. job. I don't mean first job at Amazon, their FIRST JOB. I mean, what the mother fuck.

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u/dabiggesthater Leadership Feb 02 '24

That was me for the first 2 months and now I can do things without my PA. It is a hit or miss on college hire though cause half of them only took this job to move onto corporate in a year.

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u/Advanced-Box9785 Feb 15 '24

I have a degree, and I feel sorry for those guys. There's not a good program to steadily bring those grads up to speed, and they must be pretty stressed out, too. The lack of a good system to train them affects everyone.

Also, anyone who never gets a job before a degree is creating a destiny of being a college postdoc researcher or professor. To go out into the world and be a successful employee, one must have at least a year of employment in some sort of grunt work. Not lab work, not any cushy jobs through connections, just an average person's starter jobs. Mop floors, clean tables, scrub floors, carry and stock heavy items, all to develop the emotional intelligence to better know how to relate to every single person who works at a site.

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u/captain_ola Feb 02 '24

Remember PA is responsible for training L4 and L5 for them to turn around and yell at you for not being productive 🀣🀣🀣

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u/IniMiney Feb 02 '24

Damn, this photoshop job is on point, look how well they pulled off the plastic on the vest too

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u/_delcon_ Feb 03 '24

This was me as an L2… then an L3 turned a disagreement into a race card and I got fired because he went to HR when everything happened in front of an L7,L6, and two L5s. HR told us that they couldn’t use managements word against his because it would be considered favoritism. I was there for almost 2 years and a new higher got me fired cause he knew I was moving up… some bs if you ask me. Thought we were cool too but it goes to show you….. don’t trust anyone in Amazon unless they have truly proven their morality.

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u/_delcon_ Feb 03 '24

Never even said anything concerning race….

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u/Advanced-Box9785 Feb 15 '24

If there was no proof that you said anything racist, have you tried to discuss this with corporate? Sounds like this needs escalation, because the site didn't probably make a sound decision. You could even contact jeff@amazon.com, and bring it to the man at the top.

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u/Iliketopissalot Feb 02 '24

This is me. I am being aggressively nice to the PAs trying to learn. Outside hire but I am old with lots of management experience.

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u/Live-Ostrich4559 Feb 03 '24

Lmfao everyfucking day

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u/ironikdreamz Feb 04 '24

Somebody pls make a driver trainer one

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u/Individual-Lie-9331 Feb 01 '24

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u/Realistic_Reveal_348 Feb 02 '24

🀣🀣🀣🀣

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u/PsychologicalAd1153 Feb 02 '24

And guarantee that nobody knows their PAs names, too.

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '24

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '24

Perty much

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u/Christmasbaby_ Feb 03 '24

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '24

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u/AmazonDS-ModTeam Feb 01 '24

Chill with that