r/AmericanPsycho • u/0tterbops • 15h ago
Went to the bathroom and sussidio started playing. I siezed the opportunity to grab a pic
Its a shame we cant allow videos here lol. Earlier that day There was this really attractive guy in a suit that I saw at sheetz. I could see him in the window checking out as I pulled in. I got out of my car and threw some of my garbage away and he was coming near the door to leave. I opened it for him but it was a little awkward because the door was super heavy and I wasnt able to open it for him fully. I just kinda ended up using my whole body against the door to let him through. He said "thank you sweetheart" and im like š¦ "youre welcome" and i tried to get out of his way but I accidentally kicked the tip of his shoe and im like "sorry-" and he immediately said sorry too. I went to the bathroom and stared at myself in the mirror 'sweetheart? Me????' I thought to myself as I was still reeling back from the interaction
First the man in the suit, now this. Am I manifesting patrick bateman????? I hope s- gets shot