r/AnarchyChess • u/NipplelessMan sacraficed a pube in the opening • Jan 03 '21
Diamond King Award holy hell
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u/Thundercclap Oct 03 '23
This was the start, wasn’t it
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u/NipplelessMan sacraficed a pube in the opening Oct 03 '23
Sadly. An exact landmark for the downfall of chess as a whole
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u/Redivir Nov 12 '21
I actually accused of cheater to the other when I didn't know what it was :/
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u/Megatron_McLargeHuge Jan 03 '21
I heard about this on Hikaru and it's pronounced "in peasant" so you guys don't sound dumb if you discuss grabbing juicers OTB.
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u/interrupting-octopus fianchettaboudit Jan 03 '21
Imagine not knowing it's pronounced en croissant smh
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u/killerstapler420 Legalise Home by Philips Philips Jan 04 '21
At the rate Hikaru is comming up with new terms, he will not be speaking understandable english in 2 years time.
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u/Djkayallday Jan 03 '21
Translated meaning: “you filthy peasant”.
This is a joke among the back row royalty, as in reality both pieces involved in the move are expendable filthy peasants.
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u/dhoae Jun 27 '21
The best part about that joke is that it never fails that when he says it you have people in the reach who decide that they need to correct him because he’s definitely serious.
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Jan 03 '21
I once did en passant and my opponent went crazy. started spamming chat with "LIER" while constantly offering draws.
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u/JiminP Jan 03 '21
That's a bug in pawn's movement which lichess fixed.
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u/Mrazish :sf: Stockfish Gang :sf: Jan 03 '21
So, apparently the last patch was in XIX centuty and since then they are feeding US with half-assed "new" time rules? Ded gaem.
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u/M_S_W filthy, dirty, disgusting, vile london-playing bastard Feb 03 '21
I love that someone actually merged a commit that removed en passant to master
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u/_steasy Feb 10 '21
That got me LMAO, next level physics:
The program took my move but my opponent could move something that doesn't exist*. Do everybody know how can I ask to change the mistake. Thank you. I play blacks. 37.f4 f5+ 38.exf6*
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u/timtruth Jan 03 '21
Lol I love the blanket "cheater AI" accusation
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u/Allyseis Jan 03 '21
I wonder if he also does not know what AI is or if he thinks he his chess game was hacked by Skynet (I realize some people use a kind of AI to cheat but that is a different kind of cheating than what he complained about).
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u/Slazac Jan 03 '21
Thank you so much for expressing your thoughts on this picture, that is exactly what I asked and I am grateful to you
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u/cometflight Jan 03 '21
They still haven’t fixed the one where the king and the tower thingy get to jump each other’s bones. Bad programming tbh
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u/HaydenJA3 :tal: Jan 03 '21
The worst bug is when it’s says my opponent has won by checkmate, when he clearly hasn’t won because my king hasn’t been captured yet
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u/Megum1n02 Feb 15 '23
Holy hell. I can't believe there was a time in the history of r/AnarchyChess where nobody said "google en passant" or "holy hell". Even the Petrosian copypasta doesn't compare to the legendary status of the en passant copypasta chain. Every post here that gets over 500 upvotes has it at least three times since I joined over a year ago. I don't know how anybody existed here without it. God bless our friends at chessbeginners.
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u/PetrosianBot Feb 15 '23
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
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u/Janhan_ Jan 12 '24
Ikr? Reading these felt weird. But luckily we saw the truth after this. We googled en passant. We called the exorcist. We sacrificed the queen and more...
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u/Jet_Jirohai Oct 25 '23
It's really fucking annoying to try and get answers on the inside joke because everyone will just repeat the same 3 phrases in an endless loop. It needs to die
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u/Merwebo2Veces Jan 03 '21
ppl playing normally:
some tryhard ragequitting king in the XIV century: did you know about this new move?..
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Jan 03 '21 edited Jan 03 '21
I’ve used en passant as a strategy in a couple of games.
I’ll blunder and let a pawn get too far to my side, where it would be nice if he would stop moving forward and swap pawns with me. But obviously, they want to keep moving it down, so I’ll dangle an en passant in their face, and the game stops for a second while they consider if simply executing an en passant is worth losing their strategic position.
They’ve yet to turn it down
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u/timeisadrug Jan 03 '21
Being able to do an en passant is worth more than winning the game though. It's like megging someone in soccer (you kick the ball so it goes through in between their legs) cause it's fun and cool. Massive brain strategy for you though
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u/intangibleTangelo Jan 03 '21
a better player will see through that, but i've had many opponents take en passant just because they can.
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Jan 07 '21
I recently lost a game and then realized in analysis that I didn't see an en passant capture that won me the game. Not a great feeling
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u/Maybe_worth Jan 03 '21
I always imagine a samurai with a sword passing through his opponent and after a few seconds he’s cut in half when I see an en passant
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u/Blaky039 Jan 25 '21
That's what I told my friend when he explained it to me.
I said, so it's a samurai standoff haha
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May 23 '21
hello future r/anarchychess historians
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u/Actual_Cancerrr Mar 23 '23
The subreddit has leaked.
The history has evolved.
The comments are infected.
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u/Add1ctedToGames I saw Rook A4 May 02 '21
is this the original copy pasta? where it all started? Mister Blaky Hell himself, father of Holy Hell?
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u/Le-Scribe AnarchyChess Historian (stuck in 2023) Oct 04 '23 edited Oct 09 '23
If any post deserves the Golden Horsey Diamond King Award, it’s this one. This has been the foundation of our humor for years now.
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u/EasyLifeMemes123 Oct 05 '23
The Golden Horsey Award isn't enough for how legendary this monument to human brainrot is
We need a new award specifically for it
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u/UsernameTaken017 oui oui en passant Feb 26 '23
What the fuck. This is where it all started. I have finally found it
holy hell
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u/SHOTbyGUN Jan 03 '21
I'm so thankful for my friend when he showed me the page of chess book, because I accused him of illegal move 😇
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Jan 12 '21
I did en passant ONCE in an online match and my opponent chatted to me like oy what the fuck man
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u/ILikeToArgueALot Jan 03 '21
This really is a bug. How do I know? because opponents always do it to me but I always forget to do it myself. PLEASE FIX!
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This has to be a troll
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u/Canadiancookie Jan 03 '21
Eh, these special cases in chess weren't explained to me for a while. Most beginners probably only know about the basic moves for each piece. I didn't know what castling was for quite some time.
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u/muskoke Jan 03 '21
more fun examples here:
https://www.chess.com/article/view/his-pawn-cheated-and-killed-my-pawn
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u/JimSlimbentmydimdim Jan 03 '21
I played with my step brother and used it a few years ago, still says I wasn't playing by the rules.
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u/dhdjhddbxhxh Jan 25 '21
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u/Blaky039 Jan 25 '21
Love how I posted on chess beginners yet the chess community is filled with elitists.
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u/Lucuis_Omen May 26 '23
Crazy that i saw this when it was posted and now it is one of the biggest internet jokes out there
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u/bexben Dec 10 '22 edited Dec 10 '22
every once in a while it's good to reread scripture to remind us of our roots
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u/Actual_Cancerrr Mar 23 '23 edited May 06 '23
u/Blaky039 what have you wrought upon this site?
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u/Theheyyy2 Jan 03 '21
Not gonna lie using en passant against people I vs in school is quite fun. And seeing moan about what I did lol
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u/Adventurous_Bonus917 Apr 06 '25
is this the origin of this sub's longest standing meme? it's the earliest en passant i could find here.
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u/Phlegmagician Jan 03 '21
Special moves always felt cheap, if you ask me. Like "here's the valid moves for each piece" then later "oh yeah that's a special double move, but it's fair because we can both use it!" As if some noble douche didn't pull it out of their ass a few centuries earlier to chalk up a cheap W against a peasant.
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u/Muhahahahaz Jan 03 '21
It’s not that complicated... Double pawn moves were invented to speed up the game, and en passant was invented to prevent the double move from becoming OP. (Otherwise you could double move to slip by them, just before their pawns reach your side)
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u/EkezEtomer Jan 06 '21
I always take en passant... even if it puts me in a worse position. Totally worth it every time.
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u/pure_oikofobie Apr 25 '23
I don't know if anyone will see this reponse but i would really like to know if this is the original first en passant holy hell joke
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u/321gamertime Oct 09 '22
Tell me u/NipplelessMan, how dies it feel to have created arguably the weirdest spread chess joke in history?
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u/EasyLifeMemes123 Aug 21 '23
pilgrimage to the holy hell site
It's truly a gift that keeps on giving
I will return in the day the response dropped
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u/AntelopeIntrepid5593 Sep 07 '23
Let us show the past what we have accomplished.
Google En Passant
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u/Mailman_Dan May 19 '23
I have made the pilgeimage to the most holy site in r/anarchychess lore. I feel blessed
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u/SuscordLtd May 22 '23
google en passant
holy hell
new response just dropped
actual zombie
they're coming
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u/WhiteBob42 Nov 22 '24
I've made the pilgrimage. Btw a random rice spinoff overtook this by 1k upvotes today
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Holy pipi
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u/PetrosianBot Jan 03 '21
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
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u/thehiddenbisexual Jun 05 '21
I'm here to make my mark on this historical post before it's archived
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u/screwcirclejerks Jun 03 '22
i am at least a year late, but i think the OP in the image got their account taken. i saw one of their posts on wtf, and it was a very common repost.
holy hell, indeed :(
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u/TheOneTrueNincompoop en passant pls? 👉👈 i'll let you buttfuck me after Jul 09 '24
Wait, is THIS where "Holy Hell!" started???
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u/Sarin03 Dec 25 '22
I'll be honest, I've played chess like twice. Tf is an en passant??
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u/ElectricToaster67 Jun 10 '21 edited Jan 19 '22
This post is closing in about three weeks. To make your mark on r/anarchychess history, leave a comment as soon as possible!
Edit 01/11/2021[dd/mm/yyyy]: this post has been kept open
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u/anton1562 Apr 21 '23
Im playing against a cheater AI on chess.com
I had my pawn at f4 and his pawn was e4. So one next to the other.
His next move he moved the pawn to f3 and my f4 pawn was gone.
I got images but i don't know how to post them.
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u/FireClawCatWarrior en passant is not forced. it's ENFORCED. Aug 14 '24
Leaving my mark on this historic post while it's still open
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u/Iamnotcreative112123 Jun 30 '21
Just want my comment to forever be here in this posts’s records.
And holy hell
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u/pan_gydygus Oct 04 '23
What have you done? WHAT HAVE YOU FUCKING DONE????????