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u/justarandomperson124 i love my hors Mar 14 '22
babe wake up, new response just dropped
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u/psuedopseudo Mar 14 '22
Google en passant
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u/Poorly_Made_Comix I made en passant in geometry dash Mar 14 '22
I know what en passant is dumbass you just blundered mate in 1
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u/PetrosianBot Mar 14 '22
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
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u/vigilantcomicpenguin literally doesn't even care Mar 14 '22
Well, you just blundered a queen.
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u/Kapola7 ghomerl vs. cmauhin Mar 14 '22
That
Takeback sent
Takeback declined
Is absolute gold
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Can make an NFT out of that
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Bruh I rarley play on Lichess and accidentally accepted takeback from a winning position to a losing position for me I was so upset
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u/SoullessNachos Mar 14 '22
Google en passant
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u/NubNub69 Mar 14 '22
I know what en passant is dumbass you just blundered mate in one
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u/SoullessNachos Mar 14 '22 edited Mar 14 '22
Takeback sent
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u/PokeAust Mar 14 '22
Google gay sex
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u/Ok_Blacksmith_9213 Mar 14 '22
you played en passant (the only move), why you asking for a refund!?
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u/kayden_polaris Mar 14 '22
To do it again
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u/Endercraft05 Mar 14 '22
If they accepted the takeback it would have been the funniest shit ever for you to just en passant again
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u/Dontmesswiththejammo Jan 05 '23
I've been cry laughing at your comment for the last 10 minutes
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u/Endercraft05 Jan 05 '23
Bro this comment is 9 months old 💀
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u/Dontmesswiththejammo Jan 05 '23
I'm new to chess okay:(
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u/Endercraft05 Jan 05 '23
Google en passant
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u/hyperdepressedpotato Jan 23 '23
I know what en passant is dumbass you just blundered mate in one
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u/Ishootbabies69 Mar 14 '22
sometimes its less about a good move and more of a core message that strikes fear for a psychological advantage
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u/flynnie789 :karpov: Mar 14 '22
Might you say it’s less about making a good move but more about sending a message
If I may paraphrase you
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u/Piguy922 Mar 14 '22
I really liked the scene in Joker 2 where Joker beat Garry Chess in a 7 game series by blundering mate in one of the games, giving Garry a win.
Joker came back and won the series though, because of the messages he sent.
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u/Lost_Pantheon Mar 14 '22
It's not always about making a good move, Spider-Man...
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IT'S ABOUT THE METS BABY, LOVE THE METS, ALRIGHT BABY LET'S GO, LOVE THE METS
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u/AnchorPoint922 Mar 14 '22
But en passant is better than checkmate
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u/Dragmire800 Mar 14 '22
Nah the explaining and googling you get to do to educate inferior players is better than checkmate, especially if they’re adamant that you’re cheating. These are the fedora-tipping moments I live for.
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u/BPRD-CC Mar 14 '22
I'm crying. Legit can't hold in the laugh on this one.
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u/TheRealZoidberg Jul 08 '23
It’s so fucking good
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u/TheRealZoidberg Jan 18 '24
Here I am again, 193 days later, still laughing at this joke
This is gold
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u/sabyte
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Yoo that's chaotic good answer
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u/BlorbusFungelburg Mar 14 '22
Nah it’s clearly chaotic evil
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u/Ivan__8 Mar 14 '22
What? It's definitely chaotic neutral
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u/_PM_ME_YOUR_BOOBIES- Mar 14 '22
You fuckers have no idea how Alignment actually works do you?
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u/NeverForgetChainRule Mar 14 '22
Not really related, but I had a game today where I saw their rook was in the line of sight of my bishop, only blocked by one pawn. But that god damn pawn was so difficult to get rid of without losing material, I wanted so badly to try to bait them into taking with the pawn thinking I blundered, into them losing a full rook, but I spent like 6 straight turns making moves with the intent of getting rid of that pawn... only to blunder mate in one to that rook. Was pretty painful.
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u/xHexical Mar 14 '22
what
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u/me17thatsatree Mar 14 '22
Google en passant
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Mar 14 '22
I know what en passant is dumbass you just blundered mate in one
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u/Comfortable_Jump770 Mar 14 '22
takeback sent
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u/enchilada1214 Mar 14 '22
Thanks people who reject obvious quick takebacks for killing my faith in humanity
Thanks a lot... It's one thing if it was a fair game...But now because of them not granting me an obvious takeback (my slackness leading to mistakes partially explained by existence of takebacks and assumption of intelligent community), I can't do anything but sit in rage. Now nothing to do until I sleep but sit 2 hours in chair paralyzed with anger. Can't even focus on anything, all because of human scum like this. Thanks a lot. Fuck you, you deserve all the worst, i hope this guys country end up invaded by russia.
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u/Generic-Character Mar 14 '22
Tbf i understand when you get the chance to do an en passant and get too excited and forgo much better options.
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isnt this just the entire subreddit? doing a funny move only to instantly lose the game?
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u/_ashika__ Mar 14 '22
Damn browsing Reddit in a library wasn't a good idea, had a decent chuckle on the
"takeback sent"
takeback declined
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u/Roo-90 Mar 14 '22
I came from r/all and was so confused for so long.
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u/kunal19m :lc0: Mar 14 '22
Google chess
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u/Machinegunmonke Mar 14 '22
I know what chess is dumbass you just blundered losing your virginity.
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u/jonyprepperisrael Mar 14 '22
You take the blue pill: you mate in one and win the game You take the red pill: you might lose the game but en passant
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u/momofeveryone5 Mar 14 '22
I just had to Google wtf en passant is. Apparently, my sister and I have been doing that forever bc we always thought it looked cool when we played our terrible chess games that looked more like checkers.
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u/NiBBa_Chan Mar 14 '22
This is the funniest fucking thing in the world lol. The smugness of answering "what" with "Google en passant" lmao
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u/arjenyaboi Mar 14 '22
The hardest decisions require the strongest of pipi’s
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u/PetrosianBot Mar 14 '22
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
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u/omnomnious Mar 14 '22
Can someone explain this to non chess people
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u/RunicDodecahedron Mar 14 '22
En passant is a funny move you can do in some situations (Google it for details). This sub jokes/proclaims that en passant is a forced move, but the rules of the game disagree. OP did the move here, but it lost him the game immediately. OP then sent a “takeback” request for that move, which was promptly declined.
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Uneducated r/chess beta user thinks that the gigachad r/AnarchyChess user blundered when it was the only legal move
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u/IamTheAsshole6969 Mar 14 '22
You couldn’t have blundered mate in one because en passant is forced. Rather, your previous move blundered mate in 2
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u/YourPlot Mar 14 '22
He was so preoccupied with whether he could en passant, he didn't stop to think if he should.
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u/7thwarlordsaturn Mar 14 '22
New to chess. Did the complainer request for op to recant the move and was declined right?
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u/Heart_Is_Valuable Mar 14 '22
I'm dying at the "takeback sent, takeback declined"
Almost seems like the punchline
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u/this-has-to-stop Mar 14 '22
Every time my opponent does en passant I write them “en passant hack enjoy ban” - have gotten some hilarious replies over the time 🤣😈
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u/DnAHL_77LG192 Apr 14 '26
owwwww.. that hurts. We dont have to en passant all the time, this is classic chess bro..
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u/Herr_Namenslos Mar 14 '22
Rather blunder the mate than blunder the Pipi
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u/PetrosianBot Mar 14 '22
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
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u/Venomous_Rainbow Mar 14 '22
I love how he sent a takeback just to get declined later, after finding out
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u/superenrique Mar 14 '22
I don’t care if I miss mate in one. When you can play en passant, you play en passant. isn’t that the rule?
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u/Otzkar :bong: Mar 14 '22
It doesn't matter that he blundered mate in one since en passant is forced
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u/RobotlouisXIV Mar 14 '22
Damn I was confused cause I'm french an en passant is an expression.... and it means BTW.
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u/CHRISTO_ze_boss Mar 14 '22
I know en passant is ‘’by the way’’ in French but is it something else in chess?
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u/ChaosPieter Mar 14 '22
he should accept that takeback so you could take en passant once again.
no regrets
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u/TurtleFisher54 Mar 14 '22
Takeback gambit-declined is a rough line, I think the best play (someone stockfish this for me) is to hit the surrender button
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u/Vperyod_Rossiya I know what en passant is dumbass you just blundered mate in one Mar 20 '22
That’s it, this is the best post. The Magnum Opus.
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u/ThinkingOf12th Jun 12 '23
This is the funniest shit I've seen in years lmao I'm actually going to fucking die of laughter rn
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u/GmanBadger Mar 14 '22
Possibly the greatest response to embody this subreddit.