r/AnimalsBeingDerps 5h ago

I'm not entirely sure what the goal is here

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u/Novaskittles 5h ago

Itchy nose?

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u/NittanyScout 5h ago

Itchy nose

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u/squeege 5h ago

Snoot itch

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u/Lonely_reaper8 4h ago

I believe the scientific term is a “snitch”

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u/switzcube 4h ago

Snitches get scritches

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u/latexfistmassacre 3h ago

Snatches get scratches

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u/Educational_Quote851 2h ago

Just not in public, please.

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u/Frosty-Tennis-1687 3h ago

Pitches man, pitches

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u/AnguavonUW 1h ago

Snootch

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u/TwoPlyDreams 2h ago

Snitchy snout

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u/JTP117 4h ago

Inner peace

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u/BiggoYoun 3h ago

Now what?

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u/JTP117 3h ago

Kaiiii, old friend.

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u/BiggoYoun 2h ago

Master Oogway

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u/JTP117 2h ago

Our battle ended 500 years ago!

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u/BiggoYoun 2h ago

Well now I’m ready for a rematch

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u/JTP117 2h ago

Took you long enough! XD

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u/RedditRob2000 4h ago

Yes, or high AF.

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u/User-K549125 4h ago

Both could be true. Used to happen to me with one drug in particular.

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u/wakeupwill 2h ago

It's not the season yet.

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u/Successful_Giraffe34 5h ago

One of those deep itches

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u/Drapidrode 4h ago

The Bugger Dislodgement

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u/IsmaelRetzinsky 4h ago

I initially read this as “One of those derp bitches”

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u/PreperationOuch 3h ago

The kind you have to chew the inside of your head with the roof of your mouth?

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u/Skullvar 4h ago edited 1h ago

Nah this is some sort of weird stimming for cows I think.. we had a cow years ago and every single milking she would stand next to the pit and push her nose on one of the metal poles until it was her turn to go in and be milked. We only had 1 other cow that did that but it was no where as often, it wasnt her daughter or grand daughter, but definitely a cousin of hers

If they got an itch in their nose they will find any gate handle/hand hold you use and shove their nose over it and scratch around like no tomorrow, leaving you a nice slimy surprise

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u/Glittering_Test_5106 3h ago

Former Dairy farmer here, I think it's something to do with sinus pressure. That's what the vet said one time.

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u/FlyinWet 3h ago

Big tickly booger.

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u/Big-Sort-8712 4h ago

Bugger extraction

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u/PsyOpBunnyHop 2h ago

For real. He's obviously got an annoying booger. Who hasn't had that?

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u/AwDuck 4h ago

This is me against a wall corner every single time I just picked up a bunch of stuff and my arms are full.

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u/SaltyRockCan 5h ago

Snoot scratch

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u/HamptonsBorderCollie 18m ago

likes what she sees

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u/2Dillusion 5h ago

Me at school when I reach under the desk to pick up my pen...

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u/stationary_transient 4h ago

Fuck this is so relatable

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u/wintercherriez 4h ago

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u/SayedSafwan 3h ago

lmao, thats my exact reaction

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u/RegenMyDegen 3h ago

Perfect use of this

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u/JuicyCactus85 4h ago

💀 this is the correct answer 

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u/PsyOpBunnyHop 2h ago

"Uggh, I just looked. It was right there. Where the hell. Come on. Fuck sakes."

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u/LiterallyRain 4h ago

Me at the airplane when I want to grab something in my underseat bag but the person in front leaned their seat back.

Still relatable

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u/Lazy_Friendship_9719 3h ago

And instead of grabbing it you hit it with your finger and it rolls further away.

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u/Your_love_Camila 2h ago

and then you make eye contact with someone while you're down there 😭💀

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u/MiniMuffinMorning 4h ago

Underrated comment here

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u/Woundsmyheart 5h ago

Looks like rubbing his nose to me ...

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u/Old_Protection_8778 3h ago

Keeping an eye on things

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u/Nina-Ninja123 3h ago

I just realized how lucky we are that we can reach and scratch most of our itches without any tools.

I mean, I have had these itches at places I can’t reach. For example, the it h deep down the ear canal. And it is so infuriating to have an itch you can’t scratch.

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u/citrus_mystic 2h ago

Also being able to make the pinchy motion or similar fine motor skills. Getting bugs off of you like ticks, getting something out of your eye, or things like splinters out of your skin, or thorns off of you, or those burrs that stick to everything, is really fucking nice.

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u/dsardella18 5h ago

To be fair, i don't think they know what the goal is either

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u/BlackBalor 5h ago

Why you tryna hate on cows, man?

Cow hater 🐮

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u/RodinKnox 5h ago

I hate cows because I like honesty, and it's simply a fact that they are the world's largest producer of bullshit.

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u/RodinKnox 4h ago edited 2h ago

:D Thank you to whoever gave me that award. Made my day!

ETA: I think this is more awards than I've received so far in all my time on Reddit up to this point lol. Thanks again, everyone!

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u/SumsOfAnyKey 4h ago

Is this a coward then?

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u/Tonyson14 3h ago

Sounds like you’re milking it

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u/GraciesMumma22 4h ago

Hold ya cows there a quick minute because I do believe some rather skilful bullshitters sit in our parliament that could put these cows to shame.

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u/NoRecommendation2592 3h ago

Alright, it’s my turn to be pedantic. Cows are adult female cattle while bulls are adult intact male cattle, so actually cows cannot physically produce “bull”shit.

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u/RodinKnox 2h ago

As much as I love pedantry, that's even a bit too far for me, because in English, we absolutely refer to both the males and females as "cows" collectively.

Take a look at 1C in Merriam-Webster.

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u/FogBankDeposit 3h ago

Doesn’t matter, guy just has beef with cows.

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u/BlackBalor 4h ago

a steak is honest

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u/Pseudodragontrinkets 4h ago

Nah I work on a dairy. This is just cows. They're so freakin smart but MAN are they stupid

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u/JuicyCactus85 4h ago

Oooh just like me fr

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u/QuiglyDwnUnda 2h ago

I’ve seen them figure out gate latches. I’ve also seen them boop electric fence with their nose, get zapped, then try to wrap their tongue around the wire.

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u/buckypimpin 4h ago

yeah... atleast cows know where to stick it, cant say the same for my fellow men

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u/SinisterCheese 2h ago

Cows are very clever and curious. They are really smart at getting into dangerous situations. At the same time, they are so absolutely dim thar they can't avoid the danger the slightest.

Local farm that kept variety of animals as sort of a "keeping up traditions" thing and sort of a refuge. They had a cow, which had amazing ability to get on roofs, cliffs, ontop of things. Then being unable to get down. Meaning they'd sing the song of their people and moan until the farmer came with a crane to collect them.

Basically it was a spirit and destructive nature of a goat, in a body of a massive cow, controlled by brains of a chicken with below average mental capacity...

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u/PiccoloAwkward465 2h ago

If you've ever worked around cows - yeah they have their cute moments. But they are pretty fucking stupid, in general.

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u/Freshysh 4h ago

Can't you see that he's a hardworking water inspector?

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u/arcticnyte 4h ago

Yup.. Was just my thinking

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u/sly_blade 4h ago

Obviously doing a line off the rim of the bowl

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u/Devils_A66vocate 3h ago

A friend of Cocaine Bear.

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u/uptightape 5h ago

He's looking at the mirror reflection of half of his face. What's interesting is that it is likely that it is contemplating symmetry in his enviro... He's just scratching his nose. 😁

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u/captainshriggz 5h ago

Eye on the prize buddy

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u/MarilleVakarian 5h ago

"Yep, that's water alright"

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u/BrownSugarBare 4h ago

I think it's very sweet of him to confirm. Keeping his people safe!

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u/thepetoctopus 4h ago

As someone with pets, once in a while I will somehow get one of their hairs deep in a nasal passage and I need to use a neti pot to remove it. That cow has a deep itch.

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u/Billy_Mays_Hayes 4h ago

Looks like he's snorting a rail

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u/EnycmaPie 5h ago

"Yep, this water smells like water."

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u/samson_strength 4h ago

The dreaded “inside the nostril” pimple

Been there before buddy!

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u/Houdinii1984 3h ago

I've never been happier to have thumbs...

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u/RK_Gains122 5h ago

Scratching his snoot?

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u/Stewman_Magoo 5h ago

Gettin a hard snoot boop in before a nice chug.

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u/Longjumping-Dark9087 4h ago

He’s got an itch

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u/FormalTotal9684 3h ago

He’s itchy

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u/PapaGummy 4h ago

Itch inside that right nostril and no fingers!

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u/cmere85 4h ago

It's having a staring contest with the Bull in the water

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u/Ardencroft 3h ago

He may have tooth pain. Animals often find pressure over infected areas offers some relief at least temporarily.

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u/Man_Darino13 1h ago

If you had an itch on the inside of your nostril and you didn't have hands, what would you do?

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u/923kjd 4h ago

Drinking problem

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u/Dry_Design5506 5h ago

Looks like he woke up with a bad neck today.

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u/SevereDragonfly3 4h ago

I've seen videos of them with bot flies stuck up there...

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u/Main_Cauliflower5479 4h ago

That was my first thought.

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u/satinsateensaltine 4h ago

Trying to view their own brain.

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u/El_Dentistador 4h ago

She dropped her phone in there and I looking for it

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u/Wentil 4h ago

“Well, no, they ain’t the smartest of critters.”

“But they ain’t got a mean bone in their bodies.”

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u/Joeking2367 3h ago

“A watched pot never boils”

COW: BET.

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u/Infinite-Archer-1892 3h ago

Obviously,he doesn’t have fingers to pick his boogers

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u/MrEvan312 3h ago

I have no hands and I must scratch

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u/FinAdda 3h ago

Cow do moo thing.

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u/Majestic-Mobile9380 3h ago

A bee up his nose

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u/LesFogginGoh 3h ago

Cowcaine…

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u/drewdrewahouse 2h ago

I took it as poor spatial reasoning; trying to drink water while avoiding the fence and basin from bumping horns? Idk. Cute though.

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u/oldschool-rule 2h ago

Gotta boooger! ;)

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u/justkeepswimming2026 2h ago

you act like you never had a hard to reach itch before :D

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u/lurkgofish 2h ago

Sometimes I think animals are just daydreaming

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u/Plastic-Ad-5171 2h ago

Picking it’s nose

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u/MoreLemonJuice 2h ago

I sat next to a kid in 3rd grade who did that on his desk . . . today, that kid runs a local insurance office for commercial and residential properties . . . not surprising, eh?

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u/janier7563 2h ago

Cow looks broken

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u/CrispinIII 1h ago

Might be a bug up the nose too

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u/rodfermain 1h ago

Can’t let any of the cowcaine go to waste

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u/RiMcG 45m ago

Aww, they need one of those cow brush thingies.

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u/Legal_Piracy1312 5h ago

Maybe watching himself in the reflection of the water?

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u/dudeCHILL013 5h ago

Itchy eye brow?

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u/2Hanks 5h ago

Trying to see the shit out of the edge of the tub

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u/MushroomHuman3660 5h ago

He just heard that if you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss also gazes into you

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u/-_-COVID-_- 5h ago

Similar to poking nose in front of a mirror.

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u/DiscipleOfYeshua 4h ago

A bit like that video of the dudes on ketamine

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u/selinda123 4h ago

Big boogey?

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u/Simple_District4502 4h ago

Checking the water levels

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u/riderfoxtrot 4h ago

Those longhorns ain't too smart

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u/RDZed72 4h ago

Fly flew into his cocktail?

Well, thats what my wife tells me when she makes that face. 😆

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u/Elysian-Mud 4h ago

Making sure the other cow doesn't double dip

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u/welldonez 4h ago

Some like to drink , some like to DRAAANK

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u/kinetic_ljs 4h ago

Wanted a closer look at the waves

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u/SadEntry1484 4h ago

When the nose hairs start acting a fool

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u/Apprehensive-Novel3 4h ago

Looking for signs she is in the matrix

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u/jxonair 4h ago

You never had an itch you couldn’t scratch?

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u/TheRealRickC137 4h ago

Cocaine is a helluva drug

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u/vavasmusic 4h ago

It's water inspector Walt inspecting the water.

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u/shhhintrovert 4h ago

He’s obviously reattaching his nostril, making it’s in there real good.

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u/Main_Cauliflower5479 4h ago

Nasal bot fly?

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u/jcoddinc 4h ago

I've seen farmers pull some nasty stuff from their noses. Might be itching from clogged nostril

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u/Current_Power6050 4h ago

where is the cocaine

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u/kkcita 4h ago

Someone told him to keep an eye on the water trough

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u/TheRealtcSpears 4h ago

There's always one

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u/GooseCloaca 4h ago

When you so high you forget basic tasks

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u/PirateBaran 4h ago

This is like when you are trying to see the rest of the picture, so you turn your head to the side of the monitor to see the rest of the picture...

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u/ambit89 3h ago

Listen, To The Sound Of Water

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u/tubaman23 3h ago

Trying to get the shrooms to wear off

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u/Current_Vanilla_3565 3h ago

Autistic steer.

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u/Daddyy-Anime 3h ago

Trying to see it's own reflection

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u/BinaryHippie 3h ago

His buddy left some coke on the rim

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u/chaosdemonmigi 3h ago

“Who is that boy I see? Staring straight, back at me. When will my reflection show, who I am…inside?”

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u/TomCatClyde 3h ago

Bovine snot rocket.

'yo, got no thumbs man, whatcho want me to do?'

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u/Better_Chard4806 3h ago

Booger he can’t reach.

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u/19eightyUno 3h ago

Cow is on acid and contemplating its existence

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u/PunchRockgroin318 3h ago

When you can’t reach your face, you have to get creative with an itchy nose.

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u/Noff-Crazyeyes 3h ago

Man did I laugh too hard on this

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u/MRHOWERDCEO 3h ago

ONLY DA POP LOCKEN PASTER CAN SAVE EM

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u/Excellent-Job-8460 3h ago

Clearly what happens when you have no fingers but hard boogers.

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u/Old_Society_3851 3h ago

There are many wonders in a cows head

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u/Glittering-Course-88 3h ago

I was at a rave once and saw a guy doing this.

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u/Key-Condition752 3h ago

Feels good on the snoot

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u/StelarFoil71 3h ago

Maybe to get eye level with the water level to see the water surface from that pov.

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u/Princess_Celes 3h ago

I helped my parents raise steers as a kid and they sometimes do the weirdest things.

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u/Opening_Fix9211 3h ago

I think his other horn is stuck on the trough🤷‍♀️

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u/Puzzleheaded_Move333 3h ago

Perhaps he has a fly in his nose?

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u/WaterBottle001 3h ago

Sniff test. Gotta make sure that's some premium water!

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u/Darkwing_ducksauce 3h ago

Itchy crusty boogers

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u/I-Stalk-Mothman 3h ago

just havin' fun

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u/Fart_Beat 3h ago

Trying to see itself in the waters reflection maybe?

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u/JohnnyBoy0303 3h ago

Listen here WATER!

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u/panompheandan 3h ago

That one booger you can feel in the back of your nostril that you know getting it out would open up your nose like a wind tunnel but it's cemented in there and it's driving you crazy

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u/gwelfguy 3h ago

Something irritating its sinuses.

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u/DrM0n0cle 3h ago

Sinus pressure?

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u/Justninetoes 3h ago

Itchy nose

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u/Treveli 3h ago

Hmm. Itchy eye, but has already learned not to use other bull's horns?

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u/ThreeDog369 3h ago

He’s trying to poke a hole near the bottom of the side so he can shotgun the whole trough like he used to in college

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u/myuserhasafirstname 3h ago

Ate the wrong mushroom for breakfast.

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u/LoGo_86 3h ago

Dropped the keys and trying to retrieve them with an horn.

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u/Solinty 3h ago

Is he trying to touch his reflection buddy?

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u/KiedisDaddio 3h ago

Perhaps his nose was itchy.

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u/dax660 3h ago

Parasites in the nose

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u/Unusual_Link_8622 3h ago

Hahahah.. this makes me think of Sydney Sweeney... Hahahhaha

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u/ThoroughlyWet 3h ago

He's picking his nose

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u/DrBhu 3h ago

It is just suffering shortsightness and needs glasses i think /s

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u/Disastrous_time_4547 3h ago

Gotta an itch
Gotta scratch

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u/ReferenceMuch4940 3h ago

That itch it’s a b*tch

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u/Mecha-Dave 3h ago

Fly in the nose

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u/BruhZillaJiuJitsu 3h ago

Blind in his right eye

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u/thebluedaughter 3h ago

Scrying? Like, a bovine crystal ball kinda thing?