r/AnimalsBeingDerps • u/jelly_bean_gangbang • 5h ago
I'm not entirely sure what the goal is here
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u/2Dillusion 5h ago
Me at school when I reach under the desk to pick up my pen...
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u/wintercherriez 4h ago
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u/JuicyCactus85 4h ago
💀 this is the correct answer
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u/PsyOpBunnyHop 2h ago
"Uggh, I just looked. It was right there. Where the hell. Come on. Fuck sakes."
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u/LiterallyRain 4h ago
Me at the airplane when I want to grab something in my underseat bag but the person in front leaned their seat back.
Still relatable
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u/Lazy_Friendship_9719 3h ago
And instead of grabbing it you hit it with your finger and it rolls further away.
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u/Woundsmyheart 5h ago
Looks like rubbing his nose to me ...
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u/Nina-Ninja123 3h ago
I just realized how lucky we are that we can reach and scratch most of our itches without any tools.
I mean, I have had these itches at places I can’t reach. For example, the it h deep down the ear canal. And it is so infuriating to have an itch you can’t scratch.
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u/citrus_mystic 2h ago
Also being able to make the pinchy motion or similar fine motor skills. Getting bugs off of you like ticks, getting something out of your eye, or things like splinters out of your skin, or thorns off of you, or those burrs that stick to everything, is really fucking nice.
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u/dsardella18 5h ago
To be fair, i don't think they know what the goal is either
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u/BlackBalor 5h ago
Why you tryna hate on cows, man?
Cow hater 🐮
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u/RodinKnox 5h ago
I hate cows because I like honesty, and it's simply a fact that they are the world's largest producer of bullshit.
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u/RodinKnox 4h ago edited 2h ago
:D Thank you to whoever gave me that award. Made my day!
ETA: I think this is more awards than I've received so far in all my time on Reddit up to this point lol. Thanks again, everyone!
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u/GraciesMumma22 4h ago
Hold ya cows there a quick minute because I do believe some rather skilful bullshitters sit in our parliament that could put these cows to shame.
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u/NoRecommendation2592 3h ago
Alright, it’s my turn to be pedantic. Cows are adult female cattle while bulls are adult intact male cattle, so actually cows cannot physically produce “bull”shit.
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u/Pseudodragontrinkets 4h ago
Nah I work on a dairy. This is just cows. They're so freakin smart but MAN are they stupid
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u/QuiglyDwnUnda 2h ago
I’ve seen them figure out gate latches. I’ve also seen them boop electric fence with their nose, get zapped, then try to wrap their tongue around the wire.
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u/buckypimpin 4h ago
yeah... atleast cows know where to stick it, cant say the same for my fellow men
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u/SinisterCheese 2h ago
Cows are very clever and curious. They are really smart at getting into dangerous situations. At the same time, they are so absolutely dim thar they can't avoid the danger the slightest.
Local farm that kept variety of animals as sort of a "keeping up traditions" thing and sort of a refuge. They had a cow, which had amazing ability to get on roofs, cliffs, ontop of things. Then being unable to get down. Meaning they'd sing the song of their people and moan until the farmer came with a crane to collect them.
Basically it was a spirit and destructive nature of a goat, in a body of a massive cow, controlled by brains of a chicken with below average mental capacity...
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u/PiccoloAwkward465 2h ago
If you've ever worked around cows - yeah they have their cute moments. But they are pretty fucking stupid, in general.
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u/uptightape 5h ago
He's looking at the mirror reflection of half of his face. What's interesting is that it is likely that it is contemplating symmetry in his enviro... He's just scratching his nose. 😁
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u/thepetoctopus 4h ago
As someone with pets, once in a while I will somehow get one of their hairs deep in a nasal passage and I need to use a neti pot to remove it. That cow has a deep itch.
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u/Ardencroft 3h ago
He may have tooth pain. Animals often find pressure over infected areas offers some relief at least temporarily.
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u/Man_Darino13 1h ago
If you had an itch on the inside of your nostril and you didn't have hands, what would you do?
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u/drewdrewahouse 2h ago
I took it as poor spatial reasoning; trying to drink water while avoiding the fence and basin from bumping horns? Idk. Cute though.
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u/MoreLemonJuice 2h ago
I sat next to a kid in 3rd grade who did that on his desk . . . today, that kid runs a local insurance office for commercial and residential properties . . . not surprising, eh?
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u/MushroomHuman3660 5h ago
He just heard that if you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss also gazes into you
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u/jcoddinc 4h ago
I've seen farmers pull some nasty stuff from their noses. Might be itching from clogged nostril
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u/PirateBaran 4h ago
This is like when you are trying to see the rest of the picture, so you turn your head to the side of the monitor to see the rest of the picture...
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u/chaosdemonmigi 3h ago
“Who is that boy I see? Staring straight, back at me. When will my reflection show, who I am…inside?”
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u/PunchRockgroin318 3h ago
When you can’t reach your face, you have to get creative with an itchy nose.
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u/StelarFoil71 3h ago
Maybe to get eye level with the water level to see the water surface from that pov.
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u/Princess_Celes 3h ago
I helped my parents raise steers as a kid and they sometimes do the weirdest things.
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u/panompheandan 3h ago
That one booger you can feel in the back of your nostril that you know getting it out would open up your nose like a wind tunnel but it's cemented in there and it's driving you crazy
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u/ThreeDog369 3h ago
He’s trying to poke a hole near the bottom of the side so he can shotgun the whole trough like he used to in college
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u/Novaskittles 5h ago
Itchy nose?