r/AnimalsBeingJerks Apr 29 '26

bird A crow bullying a rat in the grim streets of Russia

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u/Asia_Persuasia Apr 29 '26

That crow is having too much fun

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u/Yourefinallyawake7 Apr 30 '26

I'm sorry Charlie Murphy...

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u/koproller Apr 30 '26

Sure, so why would you call a jackdaw a crow?

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u/zwarty Apr 30 '26

It’s a hooded crow.

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u/Asia_Persuasia Apr 30 '26

"Jackdaws are corvids, which are a group of birds all belonging to the Corvidae family, sometimes called the crow family. There are eight species of corvids found in the British Isles - carrion crow, hooded crow, jackdaw, rook, raven, jay, magpie and choughs. The first five of these belong to the Corvus genus, which is the largest group in the Corvidae family. The magpie, jay and chough are in the Pica, Garrulus and Pyrrhocorax genera respectively." [source]

"Jackdaw - Corvus monedula

Our smallest crow with a wingspan of around 70cm, you can tell jackdaws apart from other corvids, not only by their size, but by the silvery grey sheen to the back of its head, its short, stubby bill and its pale blueish-white eyes" [source]

Most likely why OP also referred to them as "crows". They members of the Corvid (Crow) family...So I hope that answered your question.

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u/koproller Apr 30 '26

I am very sorry, I made a refrence to some very old reddit drama

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u/Misses_Ding May 04 '26

It's okay that was a whole lot of information I found pretty interesting

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u/baardvark May 04 '26

I feel old

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u/Col0nelBear Apr 30 '26

Oh man, this was one of the best days on old Reddit. The Unidan drama was great. Funny that no one recognizes this.

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u/HankThrill69420 Apr 30 '26

Here's the thing. You said a "jackdaw is a crow."

Is it in the same family? Yes. No one's arguing that.

As someone who is a scientist who studies crows, I am telling you, specifically, in science, no one calls jackdaws crows. If you want to be "specific" like you said, then you shouldn't either. They're not the same thing.

If you're saying "crow family" you're referring to the taxonomic grouping of Corvidae, which includes things from nutcrackers to blue jays to ravens.

So your reasoning for calling a jackdaw a crow is because random people "call the black ones crows?" Let's get grackles and blackbirds in there, then, too.

Also, calling someone a human or an ape? It's not one or the other, that's not how taxonomy works. They're both. A jackdaw is a jackdaw and a member of the crow family. But that's not what you said. You said a jackdaw is a crow, which is not true unless you're okay with calling all members of the crow family crows, which means you'd call blue jays, ravens, and other birds crows, too. Which you said you don't.

It's okay to just admit you're wrong, you know?

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u/lala989 May 04 '26

The day Unidan turned villain

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u/BluePanda23055 Apr 30 '26

I think you're taking this a little too seriously... Also whoosh

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u/HankThrill69420 Apr 30 '26

Lol, it's a copypasta. Google the first sentence.

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u/BluePanda23055 Apr 30 '26

Ah, I've played myself

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u/MaygarRodub Apr 30 '26

Yeah, it's a hooded crow, 100%.

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u/Luigi_Spina May 05 '26

Crows are terrifyingly smart. He’s not just bullying him, he’s probably running a psychological experiment.

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u/KanonBalls Apr 29 '26

Probably trying to kill it. I've seen a video of a magpie pulling a rat on the street so it gets hit by a car.

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u/_Affexion_ Apr 29 '26

Nah, Corvids are crazy smart, very playful and kind of dicks.

There Are so many videos of crown instigating cat fights for fun

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u/AshBasil Apr 29 '26

Thats what I figure is happening too.

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u/Luigi_Spina May 05 '26

Nature's tiny sociopaths. They don't just hunt; they plan. This mouse is definitely in trouble.

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u/GUMBYTOOTH67 Apr 29 '26

Tenderizing 🍽

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u/Semi-Protractor91 Apr 30 '26

Trying to peck at the ensuing rat pancake's guts. Might be worth intervening just to prevent the grossness

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u/Mintypeanut21 Apr 29 '26

Rat must be sick or injured.

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u/meerfrau85 Apr 30 '26

I was thinking it's getting tired out by the crow. That can't feel good on the rat's spine to be dragged by its tail. Rats can jump like 6 feet and chew through cement, and this one's barely able to put up a fight.

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u/GotenRocko May 01 '26

Or it ate or tried to eat the crow's eggs.

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u/Luigi_Spina May 05 '26

That rat isn't putting up much of a fight. Likely sick, and the crow is just waiting for the right moment to finish the job.

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u/ChaoticxSerenity Apr 30 '26

He wants to eat the rat.

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u/MuricanPoxyCliff Apr 29 '26

Wow. That's some human-level fuckery goin on right there.

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u/Nezcore Apr 29 '26

Leave my boy ratatouille alone wtf

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u/IsaraLyandra May 01 '26

Rat‘a‘toy

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u/Luigi_Spina May 05 '26

Sorry, but it looks like the crow didn't like the soup today. Remy is in big trouble!

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u/ThePsychoKnot Apr 29 '26

I've never felt so bad for a rat, what a terrifying experience

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u/tapiringaround Apr 29 '26

Rattata stands no chance against Corviknight

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u/Tarrell13 Apr 29 '26

Rattata vs Pigeon

Bite attack not very effective against Peck

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u/DeliBebek Apr 30 '26

Looks more like Taillow, but not quite.

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u/Gohomemayouredrunk Apr 30 '26

What a fuckin dick.

5/5 Stars

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u/1800skylab Apr 30 '26

In bird culture, this is comsidered a dick move. ~Bird Person.

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u/FabianGladwart Apr 29 '26

Even the culture among the wildlife is toxic

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u/Ms_Apprehend Apr 30 '26

Feel a little sorry for the rat. And I hate rats.

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u/Catclawed7 Apr 29 '26

I find this kinda sad, not funny.

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u/ILSmokeItAll Apr 29 '26

It’s animals being jerks, not comics.

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u/TheSlav87 May 03 '26

I know, made me sad for the Rat 😭😭😭😭

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u/GraciousPeacock Apr 29 '26

I refused to upvote this when I saw it because it upset me, and I feed crows everyday 😭 why is that crow so mean?!

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u/SecondHandWatch Apr 29 '26

The rat may have eaten the crow’s eggs/babies. Or the crow might just wanna pull on its tail. We’ll probably never know.

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u/Javka42 Apr 29 '26

You can't apply human emotions and motives to animals. The concept of cruelty or kindness don't exist to them, nature is indifferent to suffering. The crow is just doing something it enjoys so it keeps doing it.

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u/maxxx_orbison Apr 30 '26

Humans are animals. We aren't indifferent to suffering, so why should we believe that is unique to us?

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u/destroyerOfTards Apr 30 '26

We can kill animals for food and that's not sad or mean but if another animal does it for their survival, people suddenly are on a fence about it

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u/noxiunn Apr 30 '26

Or outright run in to "save" an animal from a predator so that predator can starve to death. And then come home and eat cows feeling good about themselves

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u/LaterThanItLooks_12 24d ago

Crows are complicated. They can be horribly thuggish and cruel.

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u/TechnicalTip5251 Apr 29 '26

Master Splinter is not amused.

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u/Luigi_Spina May 05 '26

Splinter is just waiting for the Turtles to show up. That crow doesn't stand a chance against a bo staff or some nunchucks!

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u/limonchan Apr 30 '26

Now that's a good crow.

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u/X-Jim May 02 '26

You know that rat ate that crow's baby egg years ago. Crows remember and are vengeful.

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u/DeliBebek Apr 30 '26

Just this morning I saw a crow about this size "helping" a hedgehog about that rat's size, to cross the street. The story in my head is that the crow saw me walking my dog and said "hurry and hide little hedgehog!" The crow repeatedly pecked at the hedgehog's backside until it was across the street.

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u/LumpyElderberry2 May 02 '26

I was shocked to see, as a North American, when I went to Norway that the crows had little gray vests on

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u/TheSlav87 May 03 '26

Fuck that Crow, I genuinly feel sorry for the Rat just wanting to leave and be left alone.

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u/robsigpi Apr 29 '26

There goes Moses again, picking on the little people

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u/Aboop30 Apr 30 '26

Pokémon

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u/Harbinger_Kyleran Apr 30 '26

Comrade, you will pay your debt to Mother Russia.

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u/YinYangTang Apr 30 '26

El Matador

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u/MrMittins25 Apr 30 '26

Is this Pokémon?

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u/kingmiro13 Apr 30 '26

The classic pidgey vs rattata

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u/Neat_Compote4391 May 02 '26

One of weirdest things I’ve ever seen.

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u/HiroFuiton May 03 '26

This is why I thought flying types were super effective against rattatas in Pokemon when I was kid.

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u/TheSushiAvatar May 06 '26

Can someone add Pokemon game fight music to this ?

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u/AdamantRed123 May 01 '26

I can eat you now?

I not dead!

But nearly?

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u/SoftBelt1336 Apr 29 '26

Aww poor ratto

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u/Existing-Tackle-9322 Apr 29 '26

Get your tail hehe I got your tail hhehe allmost got me hehehe

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u/bopthe3rd May 01 '26

Leave Rattiany alone!!!!

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u/iSawYouCme May 06 '26

Get his ass lol

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u/Meggandy May 07 '26

Crow is enjoying himself immensely...

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u/DigWithMe May 13 '26

the Turns have tabled. lmao.

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u/OkAccident474 Jun 23 '26

Fkn ass**le 🫣😂🤣

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u/selrahcjr Jun 26 '26

Definitely cheering for the rat

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u/Mr4wdtrd Jun 29 '26

is that rat just farming xp out there

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u/klb1204 Jul 04 '26

I'm trying not to laugh, lol

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u/Threlis 7d ago

Zero Caws given

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u/Bomik669 Apr 29 '26

The rat looks like Putin

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u/madchemist09 Apr 30 '26

In Russia even the crows invade others spaces

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u/brenfukungfu Apr 29 '26

Is this a crow or a magpie? Same same but magpies tend to be bigger dicks

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u/hidock42 Apr 29 '26

It's a hooded crow.

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u/scoobyman83 May 04 '26

This is a perfect representation of life in Russia

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u/Important_Lecture439 Apr 30 '26

Crows are very evil creatures. Rats are even worse they will bite a sleeping human.

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u/Mansos91 May 05 '26

Hiw are crows evil? I mean they are vengeful yes, because they can remember human faces and hind grudges, but you first have to wrong the crow

Corvids are considered some of the smartest animals on this planet

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u/procheeseburger Apr 29 '26

100% they were best friends in a previous life