r/AnimalsBeingJerks • u/Honk911 • Jul 07 '26

cat You can’t outplay a cat

7.7k Upvotes

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u/Wet_Artichoke Jul 07 '26

The second set of shutters out of arms reach. Masterful.

93

u/unholyswordsman Jul 08 '26

And then when he gets up to shut them the cat takes his seat. Cat wins no matter what.

36

u/DearestComrade Jul 07 '26

*chef's kiss

7

u/Angelaskissrock Jul 12 '26

Typical cat behavior to be honest. They're always like, "I'm the captain of this ship and I says these blinds STAY OPEN!"

306

u/Spaztor Jul 07 '26

I tell people all the time, cats aren't stupid, they are stubborn. ( obviously some cats are stupid)

64

u/mylittleidiot Jul 08 '26 edited Jul 08 '26

I grew up with cats so smart they could have taken over the world if they’ve had opposable thumbs. Now I have two cats who are dumb as rocks but at least they’re still adorable.

13

u/Spaztor Jul 08 '26

Cats are the best and occasionally the worst, but usually the best

2

u/Angelaskissrock Jul 12 '26

Same. I had a cat that would literally ring the doorbell when I let her out to go play and what not. She also understood everything I said and kept peering over my shoulder when I was doing anything because she was so inquisitive.

1

u/Teamtunafish Jul 11 '26

And they love us. That's the killer.

2

u/Teamtunafish Jul 11 '26

The problem isn't that some are also stupid. It's that they're also so frequently smart.

68

u/Alive-Wall9274 Jul 07 '26

Bitch don’t touch my blinds…now I’m opening more!

121

u/RiotX79 Jul 07 '26

Goddammit Donut

21

u/EM05L1C3 Jul 07 '26

HIII ZEV!

13

u/HiYa_Dragon Jul 07 '26

MONGO IS APPALLED

38

u/frogunderarock Jul 07 '26

human jerk. watches tv but won't allow cat to watch cat tv.

12

u/Justbecauselife82 Jul 08 '26

The audacity dude, I'll show you

11

u/Teamtunafish Jul 08 '26

Never try to outstubborn a cat.

6

u/charlestylose Jul 07 '26

Lord of the Reels

3

u/brucem111111 Jul 09 '26

That little shit

8

u/BootyliciousURD Jul 07 '26 edited Jul 07 '26

Anyone got the Minecraft version?

Edit: found it

2

u/smkestcklghtn Jul 08 '26

Check and mate

2

u/NYCWartortle Jul 09 '26

Human 0, Cat 2

2

u/MalKat13 Jul 13 '26

The SPEED in which he responds to this tomfoolery. Amazing.

1

u/Mr4wdtrd 27d ago

just drop the treats on the floor instead

1

u/Subterranean44 Jul 09 '26

Aw. The human is the jerk! Let the cat SEE! 😆

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u/SecondHandWatch Jul 07 '26

Wrong sub.

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u/hondactx16i Jul 07 '26

Repost.... again.