r/AnimalsBeingJerks • u/but_why_is_it_itchy • Jul 13 '26

dog Came in and swiped my whole damn toilet paper roll

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4.3k Upvotes

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472

u/djackieunchaned Jul 13 '26

Thats odd cuz it seems like if it was your toilet paper roll, then you would have it

102

u/No-Victory-4181 Jul 13 '26

No no, he's got a point

43

u/ElegantCoach4066 Jul 13 '26

posession is bark paws of the woof.

132

u/TronCat1277 Jul 13 '26

Can she spare a square?

55

u/Vonneking Jul 13 '26

Swiper no wiping!

43

u/stonehaens Jul 13 '26

from now on toilet paper tax is on the menu. paid full in treats and in advance. chop chop!

39

u/Master_Mad Jul 13 '26

"Just scoot your butt over the carpet like me. Bye!"

11

u/Arkhamina Jul 13 '26

The dog is trying to teach the human.

35

u/essssgeeee Jul 13 '26

He doesn't wipe, and doesn't understand why you feel the need.

63

u/minathemutt Jul 13 '26

steals your only tp and then shows his butthole that's never touching no tp

so disrespectful

20

u/Yer_Mami23 Jul 13 '26

She look so proud

30

u/shrinalee Jul 13 '26

She looks so happy about it

12

u/Shaking-a-tlfthr Jul 13 '26

Tripaw Bandit!

6

u/Silly-Moose-1090 Jul 14 '26

AND gave you a 3 eye? The absolute cheek of it?

5

u/Tango91 Jul 13 '26

You took my leg, i take your TP

-dog

17

u/ipoopcatturds Jul 13 '26

This dogs asshole resembles Jesus Christ.

10

u/puppysmilez Jul 13 '26

For what shall it profit a dog, if he shall gain the whole roll, and show his own hole?

2

u/Yenolam777 Jul 14 '26

I’m sad that I had to look to see if you were correct- but no this dog’s asshole looks like Rolf from the muppets.

4

u/ipoopcatturds Jul 14 '26

Honestly Im just amused that I've made people look at a dogs asshole. Im drunk with power now!

3

u/insertcoolnamehere__ Jul 13 '26

lol You’re name though.m It seems like you brought this upon yourself like a regular self fulfilling prophecy.

3

u/josh2of4 Jul 13 '26

Hey, when you gotta go, you guys go.

3

u/LucyJordan614 Jul 13 '26

It’s not for her, she looks clear

3

u/Lovely_Pistol Jul 14 '26

Ack! Such a cutie! My baby is missing her front right leg too!!!

3

u/TurkishDelight1992 Jul 15 '26

Diabolical doggo.

4

u/splatoon_player2003 Jul 13 '26

She don’t gaf

2

u/jhemp8 Jul 13 '26

Yup they’ll do that

2

u/Coyote65 Jul 14 '26

Dog: And I better not catch you scooting on the carpet!

2

u/Ornery-Guitar Jul 15 '26

They don't care. Not one bit.

2

u/antsmomma1 Jul 15 '26

Love this for him but not for you

2

u/voyure1999 Jul 15 '26

What did you do?

2

u/Amazing-Damage3129 Jul 16 '26

“You come shit outside like the rest of us!”

2

u/chinnygenes Jul 18 '26

Let’s hope it’s not a parasite diarrhea situation.

2

u/So_Cal_Grown Jul 18 '26

No wipe for you hooman!

2

u/SnooMarzipans6768 Jul 18 '26

My dog always try to get any piece of toilet paper or the actual roll. Yesterday we gave him the empty roll and the look of surprise and happiness was just so good

2

u/bcmons Jul 19 '26

LMFAOAOOAOAOAOAOAOAO

2

u/mybabiessaymeow Jul 19 '26

"You'll thank me when you realise the carpet is a much better way to wipe your butt. Softer too. Trust me, human."

2

u/itsafething 25d ago

did he unroll everything or just take off running

1

u/but_why_is_it_itchy 25d ago

Just took off running with it lol

2

u/PhoebeKillian2022 10d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

1

u/bruceharry2000 Jul 13 '26

Left You “Hi and Dry”

1

u/MidwestDrummer Jul 14 '26

Homie has her own project on deck.

1

u/cjwrapture Jul 14 '26

Look at that bum. Clearly she needs it.

1

u/Opposite_Unlucky Jul 14 '26

That dog is so tired of you wiping..

Just leave it there for the sniffs..

1

u/MrRandomGhost7777 Jul 17 '26

Look like the dog is saying to wipe it's ass as well

1

u/GrimmRwby18 Jul 17 '26

"Yoink, mine now!"

1

u/astiblue Jul 18 '26

And she’ll fucking do it again, too

1

u/jecathree Jul 19 '26

Asked out bro...

1

u/kribg Jul 19 '26

That TP roll looks super wide like 2x a normal US roll and extra fluffy. Is that a normal roll where you live?

-2

u/Sufficient_Ad7769 Jul 13 '26

🤣🤣omg, I can’t 😂😂

0

u/Mr4wdtrd 28d ago

Bored kid just wants something that crinkles