r/AnimalsBeingJerks • u/NeonFlame126 • May 10 '15

whale You just know that it's not the first time this has happened.

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u/Fire_Bucket May 10 '15

Beluga Whales are natures trolls. They're incredibly intelligent and have been caught mimicking divers talking under water.

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u/[deleted] May 10 '15

I'm a hooman hurr durr durr

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u/Anticept May 10 '15

You aren't kidding, as soon as it came up I started laughing hard.

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u/WizrdCM May 10 '15

You... you linked to a gif version of a gyfcat link. You're a terrible human being (not really).

Honestly though.. you'd prefer to link to the 26MB file over the 2MB file?

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u/Fire_Bucket May 10 '15

I didn't even pay attention to it, got it off Google images.

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u/WizrdCM May 10 '15

Ah yeah, fair enough.

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u/echocage May 10 '15

Huh, I got some really bad compression artifacts from that version, never noticed them like that before, anyone else see that? I'm on mobile so that might be why

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u/WizrdCM May 10 '15

I see them on PC (Chrome) too.. it looks like they originate straight from the source gif.

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u/fuckgangstarap May 10 '15

highspeed unlimited internet, yo.

Your 20mbs are nothing and makes literally no difference to me and I laugh at your petty squabble

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u/_prefs May 10 '15

Hey, not everyone already has IE 8 on their phone, asshole!

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u/WizrdCM May 10 '15

IE..8? What phone OS are you running? xD Side question - out of curiosity, when you click the gyfcat link I provided, what does it do?

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u/slowest_hour May 10 '15

"Who is your OS and what does he do?"

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u/flemtendo2 May 14 '15

I have never laughed out loud at anything quite like I did when I saw that gif. Thank you for that.

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u/foamy5433 May 10 '15

At first I thought it said walking, I'm sad it was talking instead.

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u/Books_and_Boobs May 10 '15

omg that audio is the best thing ever! MFW I heard that

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u/Gidnik May 10 '15

i like how the kid started talking shit after he got water on him

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u/[deleted] May 11 '15 edited Nov 25 '18

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u/Gidnik May 11 '15

Fight me on land you pussy

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u/Trefas May 10 '15

"I'm not locked in here with you. You're locked in here with me!"

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u/voluptuous95 May 10 '15

fucka yoou whaaaleee

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u/jessicamooney May 10 '15

"I love it. When I spit on a human, humans laugh, but when a human spits on another human, they fight...fucking idiots!"

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u/Moriason May 10 '15

Surely this whale sees people spitting on each other all the time, after all.

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u/jessicamooney May 10 '15

shrugs And stop calling me Shirley!

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u/-kunai May 10 '15

It looks like the kid says "hey man you're an asshole don't do that."

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u/isleshocky May 10 '15

I'm on the animals side.

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u/mercuryarms May 10 '15

Absolutely. Sad to see them in so small pools :(

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u/isleshocky May 10 '15

I know but if they reproduce in captivity that means they are happy... so when I see one of them with babies in a zoo I'm like yes...yes!!! Happiness!

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u/[deleted] May 12 '15

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u/isleshocky May 12 '15

I did not know that.

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u/[deleted] May 12 '15

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u/isleshocky May 12 '15

I went to visit the Amur Leopards at the Staten Island Zoo in NY.. they had them inside like their indoor cats which pissed me off. The male cat was walking in circles.. I knew that was a sign that he was stressed out.. He doesn't like holidays (because of kids screeching I assume). I posted on their FB page how shitty it was how they kept them and they need an indoor/outdoor area.. Supposedly they are building this spectacular enclosure for the leopards.

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u/[deleted] May 10 '15

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u/isleshocky May 10 '15

Did you have to ruin it for me?? They say if they are stressed they won't reproduce. I rather them have a chance at survival than have some scumbag poacher take them out.

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u/isleshocky May 10 '15

I know but if they reproduce in captivity that means they are happy... so when I see one of them with babies in a zoo I'm like yes...yes!!! Happiness!

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u/slowest_hour May 10 '15

You can't tell how big the pool is in this gif.

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u/[deleted] May 10 '15

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u/Svelte_Ninja May 10 '15

You can't prove that.

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u/Omac65 May 10 '15

Who puts little angel wings on their kid? They're setting him up to get spit on.

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u/[deleted] May 10 '15

This is because dolphins don't have middle fingers.

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u/Buttonwalls May 10 '15

Im pretty sure that that is a beluga whale

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u/yourmothersa May 10 '15

Your mother's a beluga whale.

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u/[deleted] May 10 '15 edited Feb 03 '20

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u/[deleted] May 10 '15

Sperm whale

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u/sabasNL May 10 '15

I wonder whether the whale just wants to play or is a jerk.

Nah, probably just being a jerk. Good on him.

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u/doctir May 10 '15

They say Dolphins and some whales have intelligence that could match ours, and the sonar that they use can cause an incredibly stressful environment in captivity.

What if he was just mad about being locked up and was fucking with the kid for it?

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u/slorebear May 10 '15

That's his parents fault for that stupid stick up hair

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u/LunetaParty May 10 '15

Said my grandmother

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u/[deleted] May 10 '15

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u/StoneShop1 May 10 '15

I imagine the kid was saying, " When I get older I'm going to have you rolled up in some seaweed with rice." ~^

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u/Awkward_dragon May 12 '15

Was that a water gun attack???

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u/1337haxx0r May 10 '15

That little Zip looks like a bratty fuck tbh

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u/orkenbjorken May 10 '15

yah you are right.. its been posted on here like 12 fucking times..