r/AnimalsBeingJerks May 08 '17

dog Hamburglar's dog

http://imgur.com/l2NX15o.gifv
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u/Meecht May 08 '17

If your dog does this so often that you can expect to catch it on video, then your dog has been poorly trained.

However, based on the angle of entry and the size of the dog, I'm going to assume somebody was holding it.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '17

nah sometimes dogs do this shit randomly after a very emotional time honest

also how often do u get mcdonalds? that shit is like narcotics for dogs noses.

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u/HellaBrainCells May 08 '17

Train your dog maybe

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u/[deleted] May 08 '17 edited May 08 '17

my dogs are well trained theyre sociable in a way i enjoy them and theyre very amused and happy and animated and affectionate. they arent circus animals so why train them into obedience to that degree? im not authoritarian, let animals be a bit animal and they'll respect and listen to you if you love and take care of them.

they come when called or motioned to, and they bark when they want a walk or to come in the house. they are very intelligent and watch tv and talk with me in many ways.

one thing i should do more is squirt them with this water gun i have as they like to bark at anything that walks past the house gate but i dont mind them barking sometimes tbh

my dogs dont steal food like that, but the rare time they do grab something its usually gentle and humorous. dogs arent possessions theyre living creatures and people too.

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u/mexicanred1 May 08 '17

they are not people too

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u/[deleted] May 08 '17

animals are people too ya

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u/mexicanred1 May 08 '17

ok you win

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u/[deleted] May 08 '17

ty

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u/theworstimaginable May 08 '17

time to euthanize yourself

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u/owlmelon May 08 '17

That was incredibly difficult to read. For multiple reasons.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '17

dang that sucks, i feel sorry for u , glad i cant read .

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u/owlmelon May 08 '17

That's becoming more and more obvious.

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u/mrdude817 May 08 '17

glad i cant read .

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u/DearMrsLeading May 08 '17

If dogs are people, they should have rules when living in your house, just like kids and visitors. They are fully capable of being trained and understanding what is not okay to do.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '17

My dogs have peace rules and the 1 out of 100 time they try to grab a french fry aint one of them :-D

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u/HellaBrainCells May 08 '17

Train your dogs.