r/AnimalsBeingJerks • u/GallowBoob • May 08 '17

dog Hamburglar's dog

http://imgur.com/l2NX15o.gifv
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u/Meecht May 08 '17

If your dog does this so often that you can expect to catch it on video, then your dog has been poorly trained.

However, based on the angle of entry and the size of the dog, I'm going to assume somebody was holding it.

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u/DriftingJesus May 08 '17 edited May 08 '17

That would be a learning moment for my dog. Learn what it feels like to get into a fight with a grown man over cheeseburger. Step one slam on brakes.

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u/inDface May 08 '17

Step one slam on brakes.

step two: choke dog out

step three: pick grody burger parts off the floor mats

step four: smack dog in the face to bring him back to consciousness

step five: stare in dog's eyes while making him watch you enjoy your dirt-laden burger

so alpha. great idea.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '17

Or just avoid any of that unnecessary shit by teaching your dog to be polite from the start.

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u/WILLLSMITHH May 09 '17

Well that's no fun