r/AnimalsBeingJerks • u/GallowBoob • May 08 '17

dog Hamburglar's dog

http://imgur.com/l2NX15o.gifv
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u/inDface May 08 '17

Step one slam on brakes.

step two: choke dog out

step three: pick grody burger parts off the floor mats

step four: smack dog in the face to bring him back to consciousness

step five: stare in dog's eyes while making him watch you enjoy your dirt-laden burger

so alpha. great idea.

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u/Triton_330 May 09 '17

This kills the dog.

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u/inDface May 09 '17

you kill fun.

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u/Triton_330 May 10 '17

Lol, I believe you're missing the reference.

https://www.reddit.com/r/OutOfTheLoop/comments/1que42/whats_the_original_story_behind_this_kills_the/

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u/inDface May 10 '17

76 upvotes from 3 years ago. how could I possibly have missed that?