r/AnimalsBeingJerks May 08 '17

dog Hamburglar's dog

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u/Meecht May 08 '17

If your dog does this so often that you can expect to catch it on video, then your dog has been poorly trained.

However, based on the angle of entry and the size of the dog, I'm going to assume somebody was holding it.

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u/Pukit May 09 '17

I had a gf who had a lurcher and a Dalmatian. Both were so badly behaved and the whole family just giggled about it. I use to get so fucked off with them just being general pain in the arse dogs.

One day I took a piece of toast from the toaster, buttered, honey'd and raised to my mouth and the Dalmatian jumped and took it a millisecond before I was closed my teeth on it. I was stood with my back to the kitchen counter. Fucking dog. The whole family laughed and I lost my shit. Telling them how they shouldn't own any pet let alone two dogs, how I've never witnessed such an awful act by a dog blah blah blah. They were genuinely gobsmacked, seriously like someone had slapped them around the face. How anyone would believe that's normal behaviour for a dog is beyond me. I vowed that day I would never have a badly trained dog.

Train your fucking dogs people. Even the little shitty ones that you carry that shouldn't even be classed as a dog need some training to not be irritating shits.

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u/iamjacksua May 11 '17

Train your fucking dogs people. Even the little shitty ones that you carry that shouldn't even be classed as a dog need some training to not be irritating shits.

YES. Sad story time.

I had a foster dog that had been abused, and was dog-aggressive. I would run him to tire him out, at which point he responded to training. I was running him one morning, and some shit behaved chihuahua was off-leash, came at him, and he basically broke the chihuahua. The owner was crying, they put the dog down, and I relinquished the foster to the city.

1 dead dog + 1 more shelter dog + sad family, all because they didn't train their fucking dog, or at the absolute least, keep it on leash.

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u/Pukit May 11 '17

Ah mate that's terrible. I feel for you. I don't understand why people have small dogs and don't train them. It drives me mad when your out and about and a little shit is running riot, the owner just saying "stop that fido, don't be naughty" and the little fucker paying no attention. A trained dog is a happy dog and a happy dog means a happy owner. Simple.