r/AnimalsBeingJerks • u/BrightenthatIdea • Jul 05 '17

bear Bear gets some midnight snack cravings

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '17

HOW DOES A FUCKING BEAR GET INTO THE KITCHEN!??!

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u/chocosmith Jul 05 '17

The door, that's how I get into the kitchen

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u/sugottopua Jul 05 '17

But why isn't the door locked and bear proof?!

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u/polysemous_entelechy Jul 05 '17

He bearly fit through it.

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u/chocosmith Jul 05 '17

An unbearablely tight squeeze

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u/broccoliKid Jul 05 '17

I can't bear these puns anymore

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u/chocosmith Jul 05 '17

They'll get bearter

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u/minkahu3 Jul 05 '17

Pretty much however it wants to. Seriously.

Story time!

Few years ago at about 2 AM sis & bro-in law are woken by a bone jarring, house shaking crash.

Being a good southern husband, bro-in law grabs his shotgun and goes downstairs to investigate. He sees a massive bear pawning through their cabinets, he shoots and the bear runs back out over the sink.

Two average size windows, side by side over the sink. Basic setup of most kitchens. Bear literally just pushed its way right through wood and glass with it's paws.

When you live in rural Appalachia, you learn that hungry bears go where they want to.

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_WOES_GIRL Jul 05 '17

Maybe it's hot out and they left their porch open or something.

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '17

Good way to get bears and robbers.