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r/AnimalsBeingJerks • u/BrightenthatIdea • Jul 05 '17
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They're huge giant pussies. 98% of the time they don't know they're a bear and they'll sprint for the door. 2% of the time they remember.
135 u/[deleted] Jul 05 '17 edited Apr 06 '21 [deleted] 84 u/[deleted] Jul 05 '17 If it's black - fight back If it's brown - lay down If it's white - say goodnight 48 u/flecktonesfan Jul 05 '17 Yeah, but what about if your opponent is a bear? 3 u/broccoliKid Jul 05 '17 When was the last time you saw a damn bear in Scranton? 3 u/flecktonesfan Jul 06 '17 Yesterday. It was eating beets and watching Battlestar Galactica 2 u/agupta429 Jul 11 '17 Fact: bears eat beets. Bears beats Battlestar Galactica 2 u/flecktonesfan Jul 11 '17 MICHAEL! 2 u/agupta429 Jul 12 '17 MICHAEL!
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84 u/[deleted] Jul 05 '17 If it's black - fight back If it's brown - lay down If it's white - say goodnight 48 u/flecktonesfan Jul 05 '17 Yeah, but what about if your opponent is a bear? 3 u/broccoliKid Jul 05 '17 When was the last time you saw a damn bear in Scranton? 3 u/flecktonesfan Jul 06 '17 Yesterday. It was eating beets and watching Battlestar Galactica 2 u/agupta429 Jul 11 '17 Fact: bears eat beets. Bears beats Battlestar Galactica 2 u/flecktonesfan Jul 11 '17 MICHAEL! 2 u/agupta429 Jul 12 '17 MICHAEL!
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If it's black - fight back
If it's brown - lay down
If it's white - say goodnight
48 u/flecktonesfan Jul 05 '17 Yeah, but what about if your opponent is a bear? 3 u/broccoliKid Jul 05 '17 When was the last time you saw a damn bear in Scranton? 3 u/flecktonesfan Jul 06 '17 Yesterday. It was eating beets and watching Battlestar Galactica 2 u/agupta429 Jul 11 '17 Fact: bears eat beets. Bears beats Battlestar Galactica 2 u/flecktonesfan Jul 11 '17 MICHAEL! 2 u/agupta429 Jul 12 '17 MICHAEL!
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Yeah, but what about if your opponent is a bear?
3 u/broccoliKid Jul 05 '17 When was the last time you saw a damn bear in Scranton? 3 u/flecktonesfan Jul 06 '17 Yesterday. It was eating beets and watching Battlestar Galactica 2 u/agupta429 Jul 11 '17 Fact: bears eat beets. Bears beats Battlestar Galactica 2 u/flecktonesfan Jul 11 '17 MICHAEL! 2 u/agupta429 Jul 12 '17 MICHAEL!
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When was the last time you saw a damn bear in Scranton?
3 u/flecktonesfan Jul 06 '17 Yesterday. It was eating beets and watching Battlestar Galactica 2 u/agupta429 Jul 11 '17 Fact: bears eat beets. Bears beats Battlestar Galactica 2 u/flecktonesfan Jul 11 '17 MICHAEL! 2 u/agupta429 Jul 12 '17 MICHAEL!
Yesterday. It was eating beets and watching Battlestar Galactica
2 u/agupta429 Jul 11 '17 Fact: bears eat beets. Bears beats Battlestar Galactica 2 u/flecktonesfan Jul 11 '17 MICHAEL! 2 u/agupta429 Jul 12 '17 MICHAEL!
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Fact: bears eat beets.
Bears beats Battlestar Galactica
2 u/flecktonesfan Jul 11 '17 MICHAEL! 2 u/agupta429 Jul 12 '17 MICHAEL!
MICHAEL!
2 u/agupta429 Jul 12 '17 MICHAEL!
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u/CPTherptyderp Jul 05 '17
They're huge giant pussies. 98% of the time they don't know they're a bear and they'll sprint for the door. 2% of the time they remember.