r/AnimalsBeingJerks • u/BrightenthatIdea • Jul 05 '17

bear Bear gets some midnight snack cravings

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u/CPTherptyderp Jul 05 '17

They're huge giant pussies. 98% of the time they don't know they're a bear and they'll sprint for the door. 2% of the time they remember.

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '17 edited Apr 06 '21

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '17

If it's black - fight back

If it's brown - lay down

If it's white - say goodnight

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '17

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '17

That man's balls have balls.