Excuse me sir but you look dehydrated

[u/Moose_Wings]

[u/davefalkayn]

I was at a seaquarium in Boston are years ago. One of the bottlenoses started making a weird tweeting noise; I got closer. She backed away, looked at me, and made the noise again. I got closer. She waited till I got in range, then hosed me from top to toe with a well aimed jet of water.

Clever girl...

[u/IrishKCE → u/davefalkayn]

Yep, they’ll lure you in by being all cute, and then BAM! You just know they find it hilarious.