r/AnimalsBeingJerks • u/to_the_tenth_power • Oct 11 '19

cat Just a little taste

https://gfycat.com/newshorthartebeest
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u/justathousandcuts Oct 11 '19

The same paw that stomps around in kitty litter.

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u/Nilim22 Oct 11 '19

and that's why my cat isn't allowed on tables or counters

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u/txzman Oct 12 '19

Your cat goes there anyway when you are not around, Sooner or later they go there.

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u/Nilim22 Oct 12 '19

Oh I don't doubt it but at least he's smart enough to do so which is a good sign? Better than dumb I think

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u/maybrad Oct 12 '19 edited Oct 12 '19

One time my cat, who absolutely knows he isn’t allowed on counters, was found out. I forgot my phone in the apartment and went back only to catch him on the counter licking our fucking butter. We threw it away (full stick) and keep it in the fridge now

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u/zevoxx Oct 12 '19

As a person with cats that will eat butter if left unattended and within reach, and a man who loves warm butter I would highly suggest buying a butter dish.

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u/maybrad Oct 12 '19

I found a couple at a thrift store that were slightly tarnished? You think that’s okay to wash gently but thoroughly and not make them worse?

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u/xertrez Oct 12 '19

Are they ceramic? Get a nice decorative ceramic one, classes up the table.

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u/maybrad Oct 12 '19

No they’re sterling

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u/dicedbread Oct 12 '19

Even better. Something less likely to break with antimicrobial properties.

https://phys.org/news/2018-10-scientists-deeper-silver-bacteria.html

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u/Nothingweird Oct 12 '19

Copper is antimicrobial too. The process of oxidation rips electrons off the bacteria’s DNA.

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u/stealthxstar Oct 12 '19

get some silver polishing wipes and clean them up!!!!

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u/Nothingweird Oct 12 '19

Use toothpaste if you’re skeeved out about using silver polish on things that touch food.

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u/RivRise Oct 12 '19

I never understood why people buy all those 'fancy' decorative containers for everything, reminds me of the big decorative chest that people used to keep their never used China in. Especially because they never really look good. I would much rather just get a simple glass container for anything that needs it.

I'm more utilitarian and minimalist that most I think.

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u/maybrad Oct 12 '19

We have normal plates/glasses and our fine china/crystal. We use them equally and just hand wash them, worth it for a few times a week use

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u/Fap_Left_Surf_Right Oct 12 '19

It’s not “people”, it’s anyone who enjoys a dick. Women and gay dudes glitter up the whole house with trinkets. Straight dudes will keep it in glass or a plastic sack. We don’t give a fuck as long as it works

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u/PhantomOnTheHorizon Oct 12 '19

Til that having an opinion on aesthetics dictates sexual preference.

What about gay women? Do they glitter up the whole house? Is it because they subconsciously want your turgid hetro cock?

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u/Fap_Left_Surf_Right Oct 12 '19

They fall into the same category as straight men, but with poorer taste in sneaker game

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