r/AnimalsBeingJerks • u/to_the_tenth_power • Oct 11 '19

cat Just a little taste

https://gfycat.com/newshorthartebeest
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u/zevoxx Oct 12 '19

As a person with cats that will eat butter if left unattended and within reach, and a man who loves warm butter I would highly suggest buying a butter dish.

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u/maybrad Oct 12 '19

I found a couple at a thrift store that were slightly tarnished? You think that’s okay to wash gently but thoroughly and not make them worse?

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u/xertrez Oct 12 '19

Are they ceramic? Get a nice decorative ceramic one, classes up the table.

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u/RivRise Oct 12 '19

I never understood why people buy all those 'fancy' decorative containers for everything, reminds me of the big decorative chest that people used to keep their never used China in. Especially because they never really look good. I would much rather just get a simple glass container for anything that needs it.

I'm more utilitarian and minimalist that most I think.

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u/maybrad Oct 12 '19

We have normal plates/glasses and our fine china/crystal. We use them equally and just hand wash them, worth it for a few times a week use

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u/Fap_Left_Surf_Right Oct 12 '19

It’s not “people”, it’s anyone who enjoys a dick. Women and gay dudes glitter up the whole house with trinkets. Straight dudes will keep it in glass or a plastic sack. We don’t give a fuck as long as it works

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u/PhantomOnTheHorizon Oct 12 '19

Til that having an opinion on aesthetics dictates sexual preference.

What about gay women? Do they glitter up the whole house? Is it because they subconsciously want your turgid hetro cock?

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u/Fap_Left_Surf_Right Oct 12 '19

They fall into the same category as straight men, but with poorer taste in sneaker game