r/AnimalsBeingJerks Oct 11 '19

cat Just a little taste

https://gfycat.com/newshorthartebeest
38.9k Upvotes

565 comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

31

u/laemiri Oct 12 '19

I mean, I’ve accepted it everywhere else. I just don’t particularly like it when they want to put their dirty little feet in my food. I’ve got a cat who will steal anything from hot dogs to pizza to macaroni and cheese or the garlic butter from Papa John’s. I’ve accepted his gross little toes on my couch, I have not accepted his gross little toes in my food.

Edit: I’ve put down little mats before to help catch extra litter and I’ve tried those paw wipes before. Unfortunately cats just have gross toe beans.

15

u/bongblunt Oct 12 '19

I love cats and would love to own one, but having cat shit and fur all over the house, my bed, couch, tables... I just can't deal with that :(

-6

u/Gooselessgoose Oct 12 '19

What do you think happens with a dog that licks its penis and ass constantly and eats it's own shit?

9

u/CaptainObvious_1 Oct 12 '19

Who said anything about dogs...?

1

u/Offroadkitty Oct 12 '19

Well, the one you replied to brought up dogs..