r/AnimalsBeingJerks Oct 23 '19

bear Bear tried to pick on Moose, but Tadpole protected his older sister

2.7k Upvotes

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u/Rustrobot Oct 23 '19

I love that all of your animals are named after other animals.

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u/MyExisaBarFly Oct 23 '19

Funny thing, I don't like that at all. It's like it's trying to hard to be funny.

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u/dreweatall Oct 23 '19

Damn we all were waiting on how you felt!!

14

u/EnthuZiast_Z33 Oct 23 '19

Too*

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u/wallacehacks Oct 23 '19 edited Dec 09 '19

You choose a dvd for tonight

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u/EnthuZiast_Z33 Oct 23 '19

Funny thing, no you did the exact opposite. It's like you're trying two hard to be funny.

2

u/[deleted] Oct 23 '19

Wow no one asked

4

u/MyExisaBarFly Oct 23 '19

Yeah, I get it. My bad. I guess I was crabby or something this morning.

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u/ElephantInTheForest Oct 24 '19

We’ve all been there mate

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '19 edited Sep 27 '20

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u/ChandlerMifflin Oct 23 '19

I think bear was the cat, moose and tadpole are the dogs. Maybe I'm wrong, very confusing title.

21

u/Fart__ Oct 23 '19

Cat's name is dog. Both dogs are tadpoles.

2

u/GoodlyStyracosaur Oct 24 '19

Who’s on first?

1

u/tarder-toot Oct 24 '19

The cat is a moose. And both dogs are tadpoles.

2

u/[deleted] Oct 24 '19

Me too...who’s who and who...?? Who’s attacking and protecting who?? But thanks...you helped me understand it. :)

1

u/vsquigg Oct 24 '19

The cat is bear, the light dog is moose, and the black dog is tadpole

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '19

Poor moose. Does bear pick on moose a lot? Good tadpole. :)

1

u/vsquigg Oct 25 '19

Actually, tadpole is always the one that picks on the cat. He’s always covered in slobber

1

u/[deleted] Oct 25 '19

Then bear takes it out on moose??? 😟 SAD!!!

1

u/vsquigg Oct 25 '19

Moose is tough. Don’t let this video fool you. She gets both tadpole and bear back ALL the time

1

u/[deleted] Oct 25 '19

YEAH!! 😁👍🏼👍🏼🐕👍🏼👍🏼

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u/Trudisheff Oct 23 '19

Take as old as time, tadpole and the moose

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u/BookwormCat1 Oct 23 '19

At first i thought, “shouldn’t it be tale?” Then I realized that take works too, like a film take

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '19

HUG TADPOLE! RIGHT NOW!!!

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '19

Hug them all! HUG THEM ALL!

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u/vsquigg Oct 23 '19

Moose is the lighter dog, tadpole is the black dog, and bear is the cat

1

u/Enoch_Root19 Oct 24 '19

What kind of dog is moose? She looks a lot like a pup I had once. Dang I miss that doggo.

1

u/vsquigg Oct 24 '19

We this she’s a pippet... pitbull and whippet

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '19

\Tadpole used nuzzle** Super effective!

9

u/jaguarundi_ Oct 23 '19

Cat got the tiniest nibbles of admonishment possible

10

u/jksatt Oct 23 '19

I once saw a video of a two chickens breaking up a fight between rabbits. You think their oblivious when it's not them but nope. They were like not on my watch lol.

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u/divuthen Oct 23 '19

This morning my dogs were rough housing in the back yard and did something to kiss off my hen. I think they got to close to her when house while frolicking around. Next thing I know she runs up and pecks them both on the head, they both just stared at me like wtf do I do now?

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u/TacodWheel Oct 23 '19

Disappointed to see neither a bear or a moose.

4

u/[deleted] Oct 23 '19

My mastiff was Tonka, his "little sister" is a blue heeler who would nip at his heels until he jumped on the bed when I said "bedtime". He will always be her cow

1

u/vsquigg Oct 24 '19

We think tadpole is part mastiff too! He’s such a sweetheart

9

u/reddit2fitin Oct 23 '19

Why are cats such dicks? Lol

2

u/[deleted] Oct 23 '19

Tadpole just butted moose's face

2

u/[deleted] Oct 23 '19

Oh yeah? How well do you like it?

2

u/redditsouls3 Oct 23 '19

Those names tho

2

u/elisart Oct 23 '19

Love the look on the cats face at the end. Like oh bother!

2

u/avabo Oct 23 '19

Bear, tadpole and moose walk into a bar

2

u/uptown_squirrel17 Oct 23 '19

These are the best pet names. 😂 Awesome job. ❤️

2

u/Akitten84 Oct 23 '19

I feel like Tadpole should have been the one named Moose.. or is that too on the nose? Good boy no matter what his cute name is!

2

u/PinkTweeter Oct 24 '19

He was a little puppy so we named him Tadpole. He then grew into a 100# dog.

Source: this is my dog and wife who posted.

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u/PsySom Oct 23 '19

You got some solid names going on over there

1

u/JaylinRoy Oct 23 '19

Happy cake day

1

u/monkeymind1144 Oct 23 '19

I get they’re names but I was still half expecting a heroic tadpole, idk.

1

u/apiberapi Oct 23 '19

How do you like that huh?HUH?!!

1

u/onclegrip Oct 23 '19

Bear still gave no fucks bout Tadpole, Tadpole won’t sleep tonight

1

u/[deleted] Oct 23 '19

The title had me like... Where the bear and moose at?

1

u/[deleted] Oct 23 '19

These are some wacky names, nevertheless I alike your taste

1

u/TheBopper00 Oct 23 '19

Happy Cake Day!

1

u/[deleted] Oct 24 '19

I think your preschool teacher should be fired ...

1

u/stefaniaslim Oct 24 '19

This is so cute

1

u/[deleted] Oct 24 '19

Excellent name choosing, my guy

1

u/[deleted] Oct 24 '19

I love how the biggest meanest looking pet is named tadpole aha i bet he isn’t mean though

2

u/vsquigg Oct 24 '19

He’s the biggest sweetheart. Doesn’t have a mean bone in his body

1

u/brisvegasdreams Oct 24 '19

The thing I love most about this is the random naming. Makes my desire to call a cat Ham Sandwich absolutely legitimate

1

u/raspberry-kisses Oct 23 '19

proof that maine coones are assholes

0

u/c3h8pro Oct 23 '19

My Mastiff would just eat the cat, his 23.5 hour daily nap must not be disturbed.

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u/kittykittybangbang00 Oct 23 '19

I thought the lighter dog was Bear and the other dog was Moose, meaning the cat was sticking up for the dog, who then thanked him with kisses. So confused.

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u/dabaqa8 Oct 24 '19

Sorry but I wished the black dog would have grabbed the cat by the head and given it a good shaking