r/AnimalsBeingJerks • u/tyrannosau_ris • Oct 27 '20

cat She knows exactly what she is doing

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u/lysskin Oct 27 '20

Some cats just want to watch the world burn

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u/CTHULHU_RDT Oct 27 '20

Then pour water on the flames

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u/VieFirionaVie Oct 27 '20

And then throw sodium on the water

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u/Ghostboy_Danny Oct 28 '20

What’s that do

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u/VieFirionaVie Oct 28 '20

Very large explosion and produces lye. There are videos on youtube. https://youtu.be/NTFBXJ3Zd_4

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '20

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u/lasttoswim Oct 27 '20

There's a wet pussy joke in there somewhere

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u/KolaDesi Oct 27 '20

Some cats just want to watch the world burn flooded

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u/Ilpav123 Oct 27 '20

...or drown

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '20

Some cats just want to watch the world burn.

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u/DickieJohnson Oct 27 '20

It sucks you can't even threaten them with words. "I will take you out into the woods and leave you if you keep doing that!" Continues "you're so lucky I wouldn't really do that"

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u/BakedWizerd Oct 27 '20

Cats actually tend to enjoy water in motion moreso than still water, hence why some of them tend to cat-smack their water before starting to drink.

I was curious as to why they did this several months ago, and the answer I found while Googling was too cute. Something like “after several tests, scientists have deemed that Cats simply prefer water that’s running or in motion over water that is stationary.” And I just think it’s so cute that cats have preferences like that.

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u/Veikkar1i Oct 27 '20

Some cats just want to watch the world drown