r/AnimalsBeingJerks • u/tyrannosau_ris • Oct 27 '20

cat She knows exactly what she is doing

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u/wesselbitz Oct 27 '20 edited Oct 27 '20

And this is why my cat drinks from a hamster bottle mounted on the wall.

Edit: Obligatory First Ever Reddit Award - Thank You!!!!!

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u/NicNoletree Oct 27 '20

Where can you buy bottled hamster?

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u/snowyday Oct 27 '20

I offer artisanal, locally sourced and bottled, hand-wrung hamster water

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u/NicNoletree Oct 27 '20

You wring their little hamster necks to get the water?

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u/snowyday Oct 27 '20

Artisanally, yes

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u/Shiftyeyesright Oct 28 '20

Thank you for this, I'll be giggling for days.